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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 3h
Passport to Pimlico on BBC2 right now. Wonder how far in advance they schedule these things hashtag piddington
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 15h
Fun evening down the pub with @dreadships.bsky.social and @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social, who are both great.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw someone saying they'd been to two separate classes in their comics course - the drawing guy said you could use AI to help with the script, but it couldn't draw worth shit. The script guy said you could use AI for the art, but the words had to be human. Nobody thinks it can do THEIR thing well
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Charity shop (book stand st the Co-Op) haul. Always fascinated by historical cookbooks. This one is the same age as me - the English edition at least.
The front cover of "German Home Cooking" produced bt Dr. Oetker, dating like me from 1978. The title is on an oramge cartouche above a photo of some kind of pastry-wrapped meat dish topped with sliced cucumbers and laid on a wooden chopping board surrounded by salad itemsThe back cover of the Dr Oetker book, no text beside the title and four dishes on show on a black background: in the foreground, two dishes of salad - one green, one cucumber and tomato - and in the background a stemmed glass bowl full of biscuits cut as chequerboards and circles, and a very tall stemmed straight-edged glass dish filled with mixed fruit topped with custard. 

None of which particularly screams "German cuisine" if I'm honest.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paging @gbrannanarchive.bsky.social and @uoyborthwick.bsky.social perhaps?
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Karl Burke @karlburke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bernt das brot
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 26/09/2026
I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🧵
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Bible literally says that a woman can be created from a man’s rib, Janet.
Telegraph and Mail journalist Janet Murray on Facebook: Apparently the Church of England has ordained its first 'transgender woman' - following a 'gender transition'.
Now, I'm no biblical scholar. But I did go to a faith school, study compulsory RE until I was 16, and get an 'A' in Religious Studies (back when that was the top grade). So I'm scratching my head here.
Genesis says God created humankind "male and female". Where does the Bible say that men can become women? Sarah Jones is a man, not a woman.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, the larval form of Crowded House #TOTP
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terminator internal comms declassified
Terminator-style screengrab with bullshit AI-style apology on it:
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, we've apparently lifted the ban on right wing hooliganism so what's the point keeping the stable door bolted I guess
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we all want to support the RNLI right now and how better than with this felt Christmas rescue penguin 😭 shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...
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RNLI Felted Penguin in Kayak Decoration
Adorable RNLI penguin-in-kayak decoration with Santa hat & lifejacket. Handmade from 100% wool, fair trade & plastic-free. Size: 12 x 8cm.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look, if this isn't a crime we've failed.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp, looks like the tellybox is knackered. Audio is fine, so Mastermind isn't a problem but Only Connect isn't going to work...
A photo of a TV screen on which a heavily scrambled image is just about recognisable as a human being. The subtitle, in grey on white but otherwise perfectly legible, says "... and the person with the fewest passes is the winner" reavealing the person to be Clive Myrie, hosting Mastermind.
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Kathryn Leia @voxossa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My second hand copy of The Song of Achilles came with some incredible annotations be a previous reader who… yeah, I don’t think she knew the story ahead of time! @madelinemiller.bsky.social! Also @nataliehaynes.bsky.social and @gregjenner.bsky.social, and any classicists!
Photo of a book page, annotated in pencil to say that Agamemnon is a dick Photo of a book page, annotated in pencil to say that Achilles has a big ego Photo of a book page, annotated in pencil to say that Patroclus is bisexual Photo of a book page, annotated in pencil in utter shock and horror the Patroclus dies
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They spent so long tying their identity as "preppers" to the fantasy of being totally self-sufficient and the Strong who will Survive while the Weak Go To The Wall that when it was actually a case of "the strong suffer inconvenience so the weak are protected", it MUST have been a conspiracy.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every time youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc
youtu.be
Dancing in the Street | Silent Music Video
YouTube video by Strack Azar
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Midge Ure Teaches The Subjunctive #TOTP
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, what's the scam with the film festivals? Why do I keep having notifications about being followed by some film festival, despite having absolutely nothing to do with films beyond watching them occasionally? Is it bots harvesting auto-follow-backs from other bots?
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks to a thread elsewhere apropos the #RNLI and the 1981 Penlee Lifeboat Disaster, I was reminded of this by Seth Lakeman... youtu.be/4efo1IIwqd0
youtu.be
Solomon Browne
YouTube video by Seth Lakeman - Topic
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, I for one am glad to hear the government offering a robust defence of the RNLI and condemning the thugs intimidating their volunteers. *touches finger to ear* No, wait, I'm hearing...
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just caught the start of the (ridiculously fun) Con Air on the TV, and it occurs to me that the whole setup of "tough guy in Louisiana bar makes fun of Army Ranger in uniform and picks a fight with him" just, like ... wouldn't fly in a movie made just a few years later post-9/11.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@warmovietheatre.com well this looks fascinating, starting shortly on "Together TV". Looks like a Spaghetti War Movie...
Screencap of the IMDB entry for "Commando" (1968), directed by Armando Crispino, written by Menahem Golan, Don Martin & Artur Brauner and starring Lee van Cleef, Jack Kelly and Giampiero AlbertiniThe poster for the movie, a banana-yellow background with a large black and white photo-montage of a uniformed man with a machine-pistol, a tank and an explosion. Below the picture is the title of the movie and lead actors in blocky black letters, and a graphic of a detonator apparently wired to the border of the picture. Above is thr tagline: "They wore the enemy's uniforms. They ate his food and loved his women. Until ... it was time to kill".A screenshot of the reviews section of the IMDB page, the film has an average rating of 5.4/10, and the featured review by "legwarmers1980" is headlined "One of the Worst Movies of All Times".
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Roger @rogerha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They fuck you up, these AI bots, They may not mean to, but they do. They pass on all the lies online And add some extra, just for you.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026
This is the world JK Rowling helped create. This is what Harry Potter is funding. All the legal challenges to enforce this regime are backed by Rowling and her Harry Potter money.
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BahnAnsagen @bahnansagen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Willkommen im Zug von Emden nach... --- Ähm, wohin fährt die Kiste?" (Eva Wolfangel ist hier erreichbar: @ewo.name@chaos.social) #BahnAnsagen
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
David's tragedy here is a lesson for us all. If you're planning on going to a thing where you know there'll be no trouble getting in, BUY A TICKET. The number of stories I've heard of events cancelled due to lack of interest, and then a load of people pop up to say "Oh I meant to book that!"
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you're in the UK and don't like Palantir having its dystopian little tendrils in the whole of NHS data, I just learned you can at least opt-out of sharing your data here: www.nhs.uk/your-nhs-dat...
nhs.uk
Make your choice about sharing data from your health records
Choose if you want to share data from your health records for planning and research.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's the donation link for the RNLI: rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have nothing particular to add to the widespread disgust at the fash trying to intimidate the RNLI into not rescuing people in the Channel. But I will take the opportunity to boast about my family connection. The picture is of my great-uncle on the cover of the in-house magazine.
A close-up portrait photo of a man in middle-age with a rather weather-beaten face, looking off to thr left, a half-smile on his face. Around his shoulders is something neon-orange (a lifejacket or survival suit) and on his head a battered RNLI uniform peaked cap. Overlaid at the bottom of the image is the text THE LIFEBOAT and brlow, smaller, AUTUMN 1973A scan of the article inside the magazine describing the cover

COVER PICTURE Aldeburgh, on the Suffolk coast, has always been famous for its lifeboatmen, the Cable family being particularly remembered. Then there are the Woods. And this quarter's cover is of Coxswain Reuben ood who was presented with the RNLI's bronze medal at the annual meeting in May. For on April 10, 1972, the Aldeburgh lifeboat The Alfred and Patience Gottwald' rescued the crew of three of the fishing boat 'Ocean Pride', which was overdue from a fishing trip in a south south westerly gale and a very rough sea. When found the fishermen were passed life-jackets as their boat would have a very dangerous passage across two shoals to reach the beach.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I simply do not understand what's going on in Labour that renders its leaders incapable of finding a TV camera and speaking out against street violence. Even if you assume they agree about immigration, violence is wrong, unpopular AND against the interests of any even vaguely left wing govt.
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's a hat, and no mistake #totp
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GNU John Lyon
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Are you on any meds?"

Me: Would you like me to present them in an Animaniacs-style song?

Pic of Yacco about to teach us about all the countries
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Faaaaarking hell - it's basically the Kuznetsov of rust.
USS Abrahan Lincoln finally entering port. Streaked unevenly with a weird orange colour, visibly decaying and in a position that embarrasses not just the crew of the carrier but the whole USA,  the Commander in Chief etc etc etc
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@dreadships.bsky.social
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Laura Elliott @tinywriterlaura.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
people on here might have missed this but just an FYI that Jeremy Vine is now DMing random disabled people and carers on Twitter to throw his weight around and try and silence the critique of his show, which is at best imo pathetic & at worst a huge abuse of his power & status as a celebrity figure
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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