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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a sort of instant one
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
girl dinner
A plate of cheese, charcuterie and bread-and-butter pickles, with a toasted pretzel and a glass of wine on the side
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Name of a group chat (Jake Snake Cake appreciation group)
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
Also, this weekend is 10 years with @algebraist.bsky.social who continues to be the absolute best and funnest and kindest and my dearest companion (don't mind Ea-Nasir photobombing our anniversary selfie)
Me and Chris grinning happily on the sofa
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't often come to this part of Margate
Margate lido tower
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Beautiful day for @thomeagle.bsky.social's latest book launch at Windmill Community Gardens in Margate
Thom's book, The Allotment Diaries, on a painted tree stump in dappled sunlight
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
@lucyantal.bsky.social happy birthday!
l-r: plums, finger aubergines, colourful squash, huge bunch of basil, romano peppers, yellow and green patty pan squashes, a variety of tomatoes, all from the local farmers' market
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026
@sodslawyer.bsky.social remember this #sclupture?
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
@algebraist.bsky.social is never knowingly outside without a hat
Chris on Margate beach
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
the sea, the sea #thesea
Margate main sands, with the tide all the way out Selfie with ice cream Selfie with harbour arm Cat out for his constitutional
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Did a spot on the BuskStop stage at Broadstairs Folk Week, best time
Scribbled set list for a lil folk gig
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
The sea, the sea #thesea
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
Goodest boys - smiling at dogs is v good, it turns out www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Odín and Kun-kun examine their own brain scans
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
Made some bread & butter pickles with some oversized allotment cucumbers, had a bit of pickling liquor left over so I poured it over some green beans because what can possibly go wrong
Three jars of freshly-made pickles, a large and a medium of cucumber and a smol one of green beans
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
🙃
A screenshot showing a grim climate report from the Met Office, with endless screaming above salient political commentator below
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
Made Polish chilled beetroot soup (with kefir and soured cream and heaps of chives and dill and whatnot) using white beetroot from the allotment instead of the usual reds, and it came out an eerie white instead of the usual violent mauve
Usual chłodnik - a violently mauve cold soup with heaps of dill and chives and the obligatory hard-boiled egg Today's chłodnik - cold white soup with heaps of dill and chives and the obligatory hard-boiled egg
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
These are my current favourite
Mama-brand instant noodles, shrimp creamy tom yum flavour
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
Name the plant
A plant with tiny, delicate cream-coloured flowers
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
ramen night
A deep blue bowl filled with deeply brown, deeply umami broth with thick noodles, pork, spring onions, black mushrooms, egg, edamame beans, coriander and sesame seeds
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 02/08/2026
OHO! I can also recommend pasta with raw courgette ribbons (plus garlic and lemon, obvs)
Tagliatelle with ribbons of raw courgette
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
Re-reading this again and totally blown away by it all over again
Cover of the book This Is How You Lose The Time War
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
We've been playing Celestia Duo and I urge you to check out the art
Cards from a very pretty airborne pirate-themed game, showing various weapons, airships and floating cities
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
We met a couple of rescue Sphynxes at the local (excellent) cat café. They are extremely well cared for, and delightful characters. And I absolutely agree that they shouldn't be bred!
Binx, combining Sphynx and orange boy energy Barley who's sprouting more fur as he gets older (spot the fuzzy tail)
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
Made a pretty thai-ish salad, didn't have mango so threw in a nectarine instead 💁🏻
A colourful salad of cucumber, carrot green beans, red pepper, red onion, spring onion, nectarine, coriander, thai basil and sesame seeds. Maybe something else I forget
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 28/07/2026
god is dead
A bottle of drink (described as zesty lemon flavour infused wine spritz), called Squealini. The label is piglet-shaped
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey @sodslawyer.bsky.social
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey @gordonnodrog.bsky.social
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
@avantgardening.pl look what I found!
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
@mangmangmang.bsky.social happy birthday! (some end of year art from the school last week)
A linocut (?) of two cats singing the song of their people while wearing large headphones
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026
no gods
A horrendous "AI"-generated poster for the local (good!) Moroccan restaurant Grilled sardine aka metal fishing fly, each in a copper wire cage, served on a bed of morris bells with a side of um. Glossy yellow? Lengths?
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
When I was working at the shop a couple of years ago, I met a person walking a ferret
A ferret straining on a lead Me, cuddling said ferret
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
Baba ganoush!
A blue and white bowl full of delicious, smoky baba ganoush
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
sounds about right
that political compass thing we're all doing, showing my closest match to be Zohran Mamdani
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/06/2026
c'mon
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/06/2026
I mean
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
SWIIIIIFTS
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh, a light quiz before I go to bed, I think, it'll only take a few minutes Me, a few minutes later, deciding to go back to uni to study theology
"where does right and wrong come from?"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Morten Harket out of A-ha, I die for his looks all over again
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 06/06/2026
Loved seeing you! 🔥 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈
A beautiful wingèd knight bearing a trans flag and a shield saying "Trans Knights are Human Knight"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 05/06/2026
why tho
Bottles of blue raspberry fruit fusion "wine"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 01/06/2026
this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
A sulky black cat sitting in a window, clearly wishing it was outside
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
End of an era in Canterbury - Little Sugar's last day before they embark on their next adventure. Absolutely banging bread and pastries, they'll be missed!
Bread and pastry counter under a large banner saying "LITTLE SUGAR"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 25/05/2026
A whole world of NOPE
A bottle of white wine, labelled "A.I. CURATED | HUMAN CRAFTED" Back label of the wine bottle with some guff about "AI"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
UPDATE
Black cat with a sulky face sitting in a window a few minutes ago
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint: hand over the most recent cat photo on your phone
A large, floofy B&W cat sprawled in a car park
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
I remain permanently obsessed with the Polish mag called "Pies" [lit. "Dogs"]
Some scrunchy puppies
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 10/05/2026
Not strictly my pet, but I occasionally look after The Goblin Queen while her human is away
A black cat with yellow eyes and a tear in her right ear loafing on the back of the sofa. A stuffed toy opossum lurks in the background, and a cushion with a lemur is to the side
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 09/05/2026
TIL that this is what an English sheepdog looks like underneath the usual fur. Meet Hamish
A large grey and white dog with an incredibly fuzzy tail and gorgeous, recently shorn, incredibly soft fur. He is sitting politely waiting for a treat
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
We went to see the show recently and it was great! Also, look
Me next to a life-size cardboard cutout of young Tom Lehrer
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026
Out and about
A resplendent wisteria in the sunshine Pink blossom A blowsy peony Pale clematis against a blue sky
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