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It's high time for a walk on the real side, let's admit the bastards beat us | he/him

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Thread of comical/worrying dog crossbreeds:
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 5h
I suppose when your idea of being tough is bombing weddings, villages and schools from 50,000 feet, five British lads in a Transit with no shirts on might put the wind up you.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 5h
British doggers defeat the Trumpist war machine.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 16h
I like this. Just erase City. Tippex them out. Blank them. Ghost them. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Let there be blanks instead of Manchester City’s name on trophies: there was no honour there | Jonathan Wilson
The spaces can stand as a memorial to these lost years both as a rebuke to an era of greed but also a tribute to the Premier League’s hunt for justice
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 16h
Looks like the British DOGE is already here.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Jacob. People like Carlson were supposed to be the footsoldiers, the useful, obedient thugs with pickaxe handles. Now these downstairs bastard are lecturing him? How *dare* they?
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*88* foot, you say?
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s the plan here, keep arresting people until we nab someone who can’t be bailed?
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Jamie K @crumpsalljamie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2036: Learn to forage!
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you get in bed with the devil, sooner or later you have to fuck.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Andy Burnham is spiritually southern.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t wait to ask Mary Jane Kelly who murdered her and blowing the Ripper case wide open
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is so unsurprising Tom Watson is working for Palantir, it is such a perfect fit for him, that I'd readily believe that he's joined them pro bono.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck. He really did, didn’t he?
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They really need to have a look at the Traitors format. The whispering in corners and round table is all gold but the It’s A Knockout sidequest bullshit is jeopardy-free cack. Like if instead of Tony and the Bada Bing crew sitting around shooting the shit, you have them do a trolley dash.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whereas Britain’s enemies looked at this photograph, thought to themselves “this Tugendhat fella looks completely serious and totally normal” and immediately crapped themselves in terror.
Tom Tugendhat continues in his mission to destroy Britain with cringe
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Traitors just got 1000% more fun
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how many death threats Kate Garraway got from Braverman’s Freikorps after this today
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any sign of the Starmer relaunch yet? Isn’t it time we saw him take his rightful place in the pantheon of global superstars? Kissinger, Blair, Karadžić. Sheeran.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine falling for the hype surrounding this unimaginative, small-minded ding dong. (Unless you own Manchester City in which case you totally backed the right horse.)
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nine quid for a jar of instant coffee in Morrisons today lads 👍
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was a good listen. The New Future is shaping up very nicely. Something absolutely horrible is about to happen, I feel. As long as it all ends with Hernandez on his way to Titan/Resyk 🤞
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bloody love him. How about Steely Dan’s Peg where the four-part harmony is all McDonald. And he’s singing above his range👌 youtu.be/u_pt3khMRFs?...
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Peg
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp at the start if the episode vs Ross Kemp at the end of the episode
Howard HughesHoward Hughes
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was given a choice between being a man of the people or equivocating on behalf of massively corrupt bastards, and his instincts took over. Astonishingly, it turns out Mr Pint And A Pie is a pose.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hoo boy, I wonder if Amol Rajan is a name searcher because hoo boy. It doesn’t bode well for his new Youtube channel.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s so unbelievably rubbish I’ve realised I can’t really dislike him that much. His massively inflated yet massively unjustified view of himself is just so funny. If it turned out to be a bit, he’d win awards.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shit yeah, Ross Kemp would have been a genius pick
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bella’s sweater is ace and I want it
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp giving himself a hernia while showing off in front of James Blunt would be great, thanks
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Less keen on all this Crystal Maze shit if I’m honest
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Incredible scenes in our house where my mum hasn’t a clue who Amol Rajan is but has already taken against him
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant fucking with everybody off the bat.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH BOOOOOYYYEEE!!!!!
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aw shit, I forgot Rajan was in this. Bollocks.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been following British politics for a long time and I’ve seen a lot strutting, sneering, cocksure bastards who’ve dragged this country into the shit for their own edification and enrichment and Watson is right up there.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm on the left, of course," Jürgen Klopp notes, as relayed by journalist Raphael Honigstein in his new book about the Liverpool manager. "More left than middle. I believe in the welfare state. I'm not privately insured. I would never vote for a party because they promised to lower the top tax rateẠạ
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good on you Jurgen. Don't even validate the question with an answer. Fuck these people.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th/October 1st
Jason KingGeneral Klytus
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Young people have the shittiest deal since World War 2 but how about we make their lives even more of a hellish, grey drudge? You could never accuse Alan Milburn of having the soul of a poet. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Employers should teach primary-age children about work, Milburn says
The author of a major report into youth activity in the UK says children as young as four should be learning about careers.
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Asked to respond to whether his team were 'not German enough' or 'not white enough', Klopp said there was no point in giving room to 'such people and their utterances', adding: 'I have little time in everyday life for idiocy'. Story: @kateconnolly.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Jürgen Klopp disgusted by claims his Germany team are ‘not white enough’
Jürgen Klopp has reacted with disgust to a social media debate questioning whether the Germany team he is in the process of forming are ‘white enough’
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's going on here is the same as always: middle class bigots want to have their bigotries coddled and think that being just house trained enough to not use slurs makes their behaviour acceptable in mixed company.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fearless British press strikes again.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 02/10/2025
For National Poetry Day, a personal favourite of mine and one I think about more and more in these troubled times.
The Second Coming
By W.B. Yeats

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy

[Chorus]
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
(I said) The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These things are going to have a life expectancy measured in minutes.
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s going to be cold this winter, and keeping warm is going to be expensive thanks to a bungling political class, but getting us to dress like twats is insult upon injury as far as I’m concerned.
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