Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 28/07/2024Thread of comical/worrying dog crossbreeds: 51793364
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 5hI suppose when your idea of being tough is bombing weddings, villages and schools from 50,000 feet, five British lads in a Transit with no shirts on might put the wind up you. 0185
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 5hBritish doggers defeat the Trumpist war machine. 141
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 16hI like this. Just erase City. Tippex them out. Blank them. Ghost them. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comLet there be blanks instead of Manchester City’s name on trophies: there was no honour there | Jonathan WilsonThe spaces can stand as a memorial to these lost years both as a rebuke to an era of greed but also a tribute to the Premier League’s hunt for justice 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 16hLooks like the British DOGE is already here. 030
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Poor Jacob. People like Carlson were supposed to be the footsoldiers, the useful, obedient thugs with pickaxe handles. Now these downstairs bastard are lecturing him? How *dare* they? 020
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s the plan here, keep arresting people until we nab someone who can’t be bailed? 000
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Jamie K @crumpsalljamie.bsky.social · 02/10/20262036: Learn to forage! 182
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you get in bed with the devil, sooner or later you have to fuck. 051
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Andy Burnham is spiritually southern. 100
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can’t wait to ask Mary Jane Kelly who murdered her and blowing the Ripper case wide open 120
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is so unsurprising Tom Watson is working for Palantir, it is such a perfect fit for him, that I'd readily believe that he's joined them pro bono. 2135
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They really need to have a look at the Traitors format. The whispering in corners and round table is all gold but the It’s A Knockout sidequest bullshit is jeopardy-free cack. Like if instead of Tony and the Bada Bing crew sitting around shooting the shit, you have them do a trolley dash. 000
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whereas Britain’s enemies looked at this photograph, thought to themselves “this Tugendhat fella looks completely serious and totally normal” and immediately crapped themselves in terror. 200
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder how many death threats Kate Garraway got from Braverman’s Freikorps after this today 000
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Any sign of the Starmer relaunch yet? Isn’t it time we saw him take his rightful place in the pantheon of global superstars? Kissinger, Blair, Karadžić. Sheeran. 120
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine falling for the hype surrounding this unimaginative, small-minded ding dong. (Unless you own Manchester City in which case you totally backed the right horse.) 020
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nine quid for a jar of instant coffee in Morrisons today lads 👍 000
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This was a good listen. The New Future is shaping up very nicely. Something absolutely horrible is about to happen, I feel. As long as it all ends with Hernandez on his way to Titan/Resyk 🤞 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I bloody love him. How about Steely Dan’s Peg where the four-part harmony is all McDonald. And he’s singing above his range👌 youtu.be/u_pt3khMRFs?...youtu.bePegYouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic 100
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ross Kemp at the start if the episode vs Ross Kemp at the end of the episode 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He was given a choice between being a man of the people or equivocating on behalf of massively corrupt bastards, and his instincts took over. Astonishingly, it turns out Mr Pint And A Pie is a pose. 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hoo boy, I wonder if Amol Rajan is a name searcher because hoo boy. It doesn’t bode well for his new Youtube channel. 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He’s so unbelievably rubbish I’ve realised I can’t really dislike him that much. His massively inflated yet massively unjustified view of himself is just so funny. If it turned out to be a bit, he’d win awards. 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shit yeah, Ross Kemp would have been a genius pick 000
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors 514927
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bella’s sweater is ace and I want it 010
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ross Kemp giving himself a hernia while showing off in front of James Blunt would be great, thanks 000
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Less keen on all this Crystal Maze shit if I’m honest 000
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#CelebrityTraitors 011116
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Incredible scenes in our house where my mum hasn’t a clue who Amol Rajan is but has already taken against him 050
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard E Grant fucking with everybody off the bat. 000
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH BOOOOOYYYEEE!!!!! 110
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aw shit, I forgot Rajan was in this. Bollocks. 210
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been following British politics for a long time and I’ve seen a lot strutting, sneering, cocksure bastards who’ve dragged this country into the shit for their own edification and enrichment and Watson is right up there. 0102
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good on you Jurgen. Don't even validate the question with an answer. Fuck these people. 45212
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Young people have the shittiest deal since World War 2 but how about we make their lives even more of a hellish, grey drudge? You could never accuse Alan Milburn of having the soul of a poet. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukEmployers should teach primary-age children about work, Milburn saysThe author of a major report into youth activity in the UK says children as young as four should be learning about careers. 152
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Asked to respond to whether his team were 'not German enough' or 'not white enough', Klopp said there was no point in giving room to 'such people and their utterances', adding: 'I have little time in everyday life for idiocy'. Story: @kateconnolly.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comJürgen Klopp disgusted by claims his Germany team are ‘not white enough’Jürgen Klopp has reacted with disgust to a social media debate questioning whether the Germany team he is in the process of forming are ‘white enough’ 18681151
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's going on here is the same as always: middle class bigots want to have their bigotries coddled and think that being just house trained enough to not use slurs makes their behaviour acceptable in mixed company. 04913
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The fearless British press strikes again. 030
Reposted by Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 02/10/2025For National Poetry Day, a personal favourite of mine and one I think about more and more in these troubled times. 1318552
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These things are going to have a life expectancy measured in minutes. 020
Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s going to be cold this winter, and keeping warm is going to be expensive thanks to a bungling political class, but getting us to dress like twats is insult upon injury as far as I’m concerned. 110