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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 1h
evergreen post
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
441) Ghostbot. If you're worried your house may be haunted, deploy this spooky pal to patrol the area. If it meets any ghosts, it will befriend them and keep them away from you so you can get a good night's sleep. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A scene of what seems to be a long, receeding hallway in a grand house of some kind. The wooden floor has a patterned, slightly threadbare carpet running along its centre, which is rucked up a little partway down. All along the walls are framed portraits of people that look, broadly speaking, like 18th Century English aristocrats. The hallway gets darker the further away from the frame it is, with bands of shadow overlaying the shading on the objects. In the centre of the image is Ghostbot: a hovering robot like a sheet draped over something round, with a smiling face on the front. It is at a slight angle as it drifts down the hall, and its body is transparent, revealing the detail of the scene behind it. The Small Robots Remonstered logo in the bottom right is similarly shaded.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 31m
Oh no
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 42m
Oh no, not Betazoid diplomats
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 1h
The DS9 museum ship!
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 1h
I love Boimler but boy oh boy oh BOY
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 1h
Oh that was beautifully Who Killed Roger Rabbit
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
I love Mariner but boy oh boy oh BOY
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
Why is there a sentient pickle
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
"oh PLEASE, your plans are barely even schemes" "YOU wouldn't know a scheme from a conspiracy"
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
TF just happened lol
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
This is the most deranged episode yet, I love it
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS (S4 ep1 in particular) WTF
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 2h
Dzięki!
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
It's a sort of instant one
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
absolutely everything crossed x
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 3h
regular reminder that bsky is built by infinite typewriter monkeys so blocking someone doesn't force an unfollow, in either direction.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
oh shit nooooooooo 😭😭😭😭
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
Dare I ask..?
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
Oh no!!
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
I really wanted a baguette but they only had pretzels left #problems
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 3h
girl dinner
A plate of cheese, charcuterie and bread-and-butter pickles, with a toasted pretzel and a glass of wine on the side
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 4h
Generative "AI" slop does not make me smile in the slightest. It's trash tech used by lazy people for clicks, undermining genuine creative work and destroying the jobs of artists.
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 6h
Fuck-, and I cannot emphasise this enough, -ing hell! That is some nazi shit right there.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 8h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Colin Randall @salutsunderland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful tributes by Dave Arthur and Kathryn Tickell to Bob Davenport, a treasure of folk music, who has died at 94 @nextwavef.bsky.social @elizacarthy.bsky.social @efdss.bsky.social salutfolk.com/2026/09/30/b...
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Bob Davenport RIP: ‘what a singer, what a force of nature’ - Salut! Folk
Colin Randall writes: news of the death of the great Geordie singer Bob Davenport reached me during a punishing 1,400km trek from the shores of the
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 7h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 7h
OHO, thank you!
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 8h
You can sit down, I've cleared all the stuff off the sofa
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 9h
'From 1895 to 1903, photographers Marie Høeg and Bolette Berg operated a commercial studio in the Norwegian town of Horten. Høeg was an active & outspoken suffragist, & used the studio as a meeting place for fellow activists' mashable.com/feature/berg...
two people posing for a formal portraitperson posing  with an umbrellaperson posing in a tight outfit with a knife at the waist
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 9h
I've cleaned the house NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 11h
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Tirrikindir @tirrikindir.bsky.social · 10h
Catholic here, loving Leo so far. Also want to throw in this: Source: Daniel Mitsui, artist who does a mix of secular and Catholic sacred art, who is also a consistent AI hater to no one's surprise. www.danielmitsui.com/00_pages/no_...
Text in the image: "according to legend, Albertus Magnus had spent thirty years devising an oracular head, a mechanical device that could answer questions posed to it. Thomas Aquinas smashed it to pieces. Different versions of the story say that this was out of annoyance, or of fright; I prefer to think that St. Thomas had prophetic insight into the evils such device could and would cause. While I generally avoid putting my religious drawings on everyday merchandise, I thought that this small scene was timely and appropriate and humorous enough to make an exception." There is a drawing of two men inside a medieval monasterty. One of them is St. Thomas Aquinas, and he is poised to swing a large club at a bust on a pedestal, which presumably is Albert the Great's 'oracular head'. The other is Albert, and he is running toward Thomas with a look of shock on his face, hands out to stop him. There is also text that says "KILL YOUR CHATBOT" and a header that says "artwork by Daniel Mitsui, www.danielmitsui.com"
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 11h
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10h
People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rat Purse — Paul Frey, 20th C. brass, ruby
A brass Queen purse in the shape of a rat the body of the Rat is around bag of chainmail with four little rat legs coming off of it there's a rat tail at the end and the Rats I is a bright red thanks to a little speck of Ruby
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The Observer @theobserveruk.bsky.social · 11h
#RadiePeat: the voice of a new Ireland The musician who helped Lankum earn a Mercury prize nomination, is at the forefront of a folk revival bit.ly/4iWB2Rj
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Radie Peat: the voice of a new Ireland | The Observer
The musician who helped Lankum earn a Mercury prize nomination, is at the forefront of a folk revival
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 11h
DORIS
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 14h
Well, this is a delight. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 11h
💙💙💙
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 11h
I'm so sorry x
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Jeremy Millar @jeremymillar.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Birthday Steve Reich Happy Birthday Steve Reich Happy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahappy Birthdayday Steve Reich Hahap
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Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
I am once again pleading with people to learn the difference between "anonymous" and "pseudonymous"
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 20h
The first poster featuring the Michelin Man, aka Bibendum, designed by O'Galop in 1898. The slogan "Nunc est bibendum" means "Now is the time to drink." Bibendum toasts with a goblet of nails and broken glass while rival tires slump beside him, because the Michelin tire "drinks up the obstacle."
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Dr Ellie Mackin Roberts @elliemackinroberts.net · 01/10/2026
Wake up babe, new penguin just dropped.
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New gentoo penguin species discovered by US and Chilean experts
Southeastern gentoo penguin look almost identical to other gentoo penguins, so until recently experts thought they were all the same species.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not wrong.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 13h
Off out for the morning with this, happy 90th birthday to one of the best to ever do it
Steve Reich
Music For 18 Musicians 
The original and best: ECM, 1978
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