Reposted by Bug'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026[hunched over with elbows on my desk, fingers steepled and thumbs rubbing my eyes] (Into headset) Sure we can do that no problem 15916
Reposted by Bug'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me 213255
Reposted by BugLady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Throw some colourful candy in there for nice contrast 011
Reposted by BugRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/11/2025Bluesky will deactivate your account for saying "liar liar, pants on fire" to someone defending sex crimes against children. 1262
Bug @bugbaby.bsky.social · 17/11/2025*sends my bf nudes* bf: oouf, bundle up baby, it's cold outside! 0134
Reposted by BugNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I made hot dogs (a cry for help) 14311
Bug @bugbaby.bsky.social · 16/11/2025My service dogs encouraging me to take my mood meds today. Thanks girlies!! ♥️ 082
Reposted by BugStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The motivation of the man who shot Charlie Kirk isn't clear (although he's probably mentally unstable--duh). What is clear is it was another example of American gun violence. 778153392062
Bug @bugbaby.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Feral beast in the sheets, feral beast in the streets, feral beast at the breakfast buffet, feral beast at the grocery store, feral beast at the library, feral beast at the dentist. 062
Reposted by Bugwarmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025my handlers are taking away my devices until i perform my required activities 1247
Reposted by BugSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025When I say “let me help,” it’s best for all involved to tell me “no” 17936
Reposted by BugSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025it’s too windy to read my kindle 13318
Reposted by BugSpooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 21/08/2025I shall have a little carb sleep and see if writing occurs 141
Reposted by BugMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Wish I could crawl in there and live my life. 411526
Reposted by Bug☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 16/08/2025"Congratulations on your passing,” I whisper to the ghost who just aced the not-being-alive test. 0208
Reposted by BugfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 21/06/2024🎶and I said what about SECOND breakfast at Tiffany’s🎵 24646150
Reposted by BugMidge @midge.bsky.social · 08/08/2025You should “do you” but maybe also do therapy 7414129
Reposted by BugLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Some of y'all I only still follow so I have a "dumbest/worst skeet of the day" to send my Canadian each morning. 74512
Reposted by Bugandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/08/2025Super hot neighbor is outside and what do I say to him? I remark on how many bats are out tonight 6860069
Reposted by BugParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 11/08/2025The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea 14601182
Reposted by Bugmike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I don't understand why people ask if men and women can just be friends I mean all the women I meet just want to be friends 0396
Reposted by Bug☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Global warming is the ultimate ice breaker for your speed date. 1105
Reposted by Bugwarmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 08/08/2025some people post things and it’s like. truly thank you for being here on this website 2251
Reposted by BugSpooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 06/08/2025How Do You Possibly Fuck This Up That Bad 111
Reposted by Bug PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Got blocked by another dumb bitch 96118
Reposted by BugMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I am a very delicate soul, please step on my neck while you jerk me off. 413841
Reposted by BugRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I'm glad I hated The Notebook. Ryan Gosling was only 16 when they made that movie. 0138
Reposted by BugNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Why don't they make ketchup packets bigger? I mean, just give me one big fucking ketchup packet. I don't need to do this dance three four five times. Do I have to do everything? 2538
Reposted by BugRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I can't believe that being angry all the time isn't the best way to fix everything. 28735
Reposted by Bugscreamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 29/07/2025pregnancy is scary because what if the kid grows up and uses chatgpt like it's google 1515613
Reposted by BugJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 09/07/2025A handwriting analyst said in court that I forged my own signature so now I'm like going to prison. 16330
Reposted by BugJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 23/07/2025My lawnmower belt let out a chirp that got all the neighborhood birds horny. 210445
Reposted by BugJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Due to an order mixup, hundreds of bicycle pedals were tossed at the bride and groom. 520576
