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@squeamysalami.bsky.social
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 18h
anyway, Witcher 3 remaster is out so I get to see my one true love Yennefer again
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 18h
it's a good thing I don't want to be a parent because i would teach my daughter to severely harm people
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19h
it's September 30th, a day Leon S. Kennedy could never forget
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20h
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a picture of sonic the hedgehog holding a thumbs up

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FLIRT
BUT I CAN
MAKE THINGS
AWKWARD
IF YOU'RE
INTO THAT"
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Exeres @sexeres.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good friend of mine is going through a lot right now, if the three or four people following me who aren't bots could just spread this around that would be amazing gofund.me/a5b1c52d4
gofund.me
Donate to Support Needed After Car Fell on Me, organized by Jay Jones
Hi! September 12th, I had a car fall on me while doing an oil change. The jackstands … Jay Jones needs your support for Support Needed After Car Fell on Me
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really want to echo Lyx’s sentiment here. It cannot be 1 in 5 women in the US, 1 in 3 globally, who experience SA and not a single man knows an abuser. These are your friends & family members. Men, put your money where your mouth is & talk to the men in your lives.
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a very close up of a cat's face

"I was thinking about you earlier did you feel it?"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and suddenly im skipping throughout the house again (my hair is back to being green)
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A group of people dancing around at a gathering. 
On the main person in the image it says "me, just trying to enjoy my life"
Surrounding on different people it says:
"Burnout"
"Ww3"
"Rising gas prices"
"Ai slop"
"The world lowkey ending"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
4.5/5 ⭐️ Scarred by Emily McIntire dark romance, fairytale retelling, enemies to lovers, forbidden idk what she put in this book to make it have me deadass giggling and kicking my feet but holy shit #booksky 💙📚🌶
Cover art of scarred by Emily McIntire. It depicts a broken crown
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she beefy on my five til I layer
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not once did I ever think id tie part of my identity to a damn hair color but here I am realizing I just have not felt right since going any other color but green lmfaoo
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
Am orange cat is being held by a person, being pet on it's head. 

"How it expect to be treated after being unbearable all day"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kid kept screaming "im a kid" at laser tag. poor buddy doesnt know he made himself even more of a target
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A picture that was taken of a tree line at night so it is incredibly dark.

"First date idea
I give you
a 60
second
head start"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the chronic pain leaving my body the moment i think a friend is in danger
a lady is laying down and there is a projection of her coming out of her body that is awake
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A picture of ryan gosling crouching and running his hand in water

"Im not even procrastinating anymore, im lowkey not gonna do that shit"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's another birthday today btw @not.bsky.cool HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh boy time for my nightly brain overload (game, twitch stream, music, and reading all at once)
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a man in a black shirt and hat is standing on a balcony looking out into the field/road. 

"I bring a sort of 'that's ai generated' vibe to the everywhere that most people don't really like"
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just so you guys can tell the difference, if you recommend a show to me and I am not interested, I will say “oo, maybe I’ll have to check it out” and then never watch it and if I am actually interested, I’ll say “oo, maybe I’ll have to check it out” and then never watch it.
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
psst guys. its 12am and that means it's @constntheadache.bsky.social birthday. wish them a good birthday or else 🔫
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i hope you find that book that rekindles your love of reading
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally tried on my next cosplay that I said I would do for the past 3/4 months
static.klipy.com
Adorable Smiling Cat Close-Up
Alt: A close up of a cat smiling
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
shadow the hedgehog (a black and red ccartoon hedgehog) is sitting on a black motorcycle. The background is red. 

"The ground trembles with my every step

I have installed my floorboards incorrectly"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
3/5 ⭐️ Hooked by Emily McIntire dark romance, fairytale retelling, sunshine & grumpy, revenge plot this book sucked so bad but was so fun I have no choice but to treat it like it's Twilight #booksky 💙📚🌶
Cover art of Hooked by Emily McIntire. Depicts a clock with red lipstick kiss marks fading into darkness
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've come down with a bad case of missing the oomfs
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BEEN UNFOLLOWING BELOVED MUTUALS BECAUSE THEY HAVE CHANGED THEIR NAME AND I DON'T RECOGNIZE THEM SUDDENLY
a drawing of a person on their hands and knees screaming with tears coming out of their eyes
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A cartoon form of humpty humpty the egg is staring with his eyes wide open

"How it feels to get a tummy ache when you're not at home"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i hate the phrase milking in smut books. why is she "milking his c*ck"? why is her "inner walls milking his fingers"? i hate it. there is no better terminology to use here? we have to use milking?
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sometimes a moot in law comments on my stuff and idk how to respond in a way that doesn't make me seem like a total loser
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am the way i am because i was horrifically obsessed with phantom of the opera as a child
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my favorite genre of movies are the ones where my book adaptation actors make it to bigger movies (ie Justice Smith and Austin Abrams)
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
im like if a computer error was a girl
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thinking about when I legally changed my name my sister, who had said she would never change her name because it's too much paperwork, legally changed her name because she couldn't live with not having the same last name as me
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️ (reminder for the sober baddies out there that staying sober is the right move and you're doing amazing)
A self need pyramid tower that is all "abusing substances in a walkable city and I dont work tomorrow"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
current status of cat
a tortieshell cat laying on her back with her stomach exposed and front arms up
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the dino collection is ever growing
The bottom of my book shelf showing dinosaurs of all sorts. There are plushies, baskets, cards, flower pots, cardboard, etc dinosaurs
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
liking every cat picture on my tl isn't just a hobby, but a job
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a picture of Kris Jenner (a lady with short hair wearing a black pant suit and heels) with her legs up on a bar. she is holding a glass

"How life feels when I respond like a bitch and not a people pleaser"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finally watching X for the first time and i can't believe this shit got me crying because an old lady just wants to feel beautiful and get boned
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2.5/5 ⭐️ Phantom by H. D. Carlton dark romance, mafia, stalker, series continuation though it's cute to read Gigi and Ronaldo's story this story felt like a whole lot of nothing. I wish there was more of a plot idk #booksky 💙📚🌶
Cover art of Phantom by H.D. Carlton. Showing a girl in a black dress and a man in a fedora and tranchcoat with a big house in the background
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fr I've been hearing a lot about "reading in public is so performative" "reading outside is performative" no one can just enjoy things lmfao
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reading can't ever be performative if you're a genuine ass reader who doesn't give a fuck
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
current status of cat
a tuxedo cat is laying on her back in a C style. her back legs are twisted to the right, her front legs are twisted to the left
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
white wording on a pink background

"you only get 782
chances with me i don't
tolerate shit"
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
after having the same pair of glasses for almost 10 years, im finally buying a new pair. only took many squinting sessions and finally realizing i can't read my tv screen from my couch to do it
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
realized I have a tattoo appointment next month and that idk what I want because I told him we'd start my legs ... but I do know what I want for my back so maybe we will just start that instead
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A picture of ed sheeran with the Skyrim game background

"Ed Sheeran says he does not want to take sides regarding the thalmore invasion"
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