bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What’s your catchphrase? Mine is “I’m tired, and I hate life.” 001
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Add a little whisky to a dirty soda to make it filthy. 000
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Blendjet margaritas are my new favorite thing in the whole wide world. 000
Reposted by bryandeanWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026age is just a number that tells you when you're old 927189
Reposted by bryandeanJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, “That’s the last thing I need.” 11508129
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In this horrible AI hellscape we live in, I feel most sorry for guys named Al. 000
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Whelp, just encountered the tiniest of difficulties so I’m done for the day. 000
Reposted by bryandeanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/06/2026I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement 1252088
Reposted by bryandeanGod @thegodshow.com · 18/06/2026I hate the Epstein class and you should too. 401348168
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Hey Siri, how do I eat without getting crumbs on my shirt? 000
Reposted by bryandeansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026had i been alive during medieval times i would have spent my life doing embroidery, practicing my french and poisoning my latest husband 818634
Reposted by bryandeanBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Serious proposal: let's postpone the 250th anniversary until 2039. The Constitution wasn't signed until 1789, George Washington wasn't the first president, time is an illusion 27311
Reposted by bryandeankaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/05/2026the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation 19484149
Reposted by bryandean[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I myself prefer a bouncy chateau but I’ve learned to live with birthday disappointments 16325
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The question I find myself asking over and over is "Why haven't they ever made a Dante's Peak video game?" 000
Reposted by bryandeanstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Every venture capitalist is a vulture capitalist. 25021
Reposted by bryandeanJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026If you love something, there's your first mistake. 110330
Reposted by bryandeanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie] 4958961550
Reposted by bryandeanMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'm donating my body to science because I bet those kids in med school could use a good laugh. 723895
Reposted by bryandeanash @ashhull.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Be yourself nobody else is going to like you. <inspirational> 36731
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It’s not even anger anymore, it’s just disappointment. I’m disappointed in myself and I’m disappointed in everyone else. We shouldn’t be like this. There is no reason we cannot be better. 000
Reposted by bryandeanThe British History Podcast @thebritishhistorypodcast.com · 18/02/2026Billionaires: We were conned by a world class manipulator. The world class manipulator: hi, i am jomfrey. u like girls? 19924
Reposted by bryandeanJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/02/2026The purpose of the "alternative" Super Bowl halftime show is a celebration of racism. That's it. It's "revenge" for a Puerto Rican man being selected to perform. Any excuse or fake explanation by any performer participating in it is utter bullshit. 4840184
Reposted by bryandeanAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it 180188264640
Reposted by bryandeanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/12/2025blowing on the wirecutters like they're dice for good luck right before i snip the red wire 2122113
Reposted by bryandeanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/11/2025He is risen 301162382669
Reposted by bryandeankattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/11/2025OH. COME. ON. 41521149
Reposted by bryandeanParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Me: do you mind if I smoke? Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat* 213229
Reposted by bryandeanMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My list of dreams now doubles as a list of things that are never going to happen 071
Reposted by bryandeanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/11/2025welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place 2777344589
Reposted by bryandeanmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/10/2025It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff! If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it! 1281061498
Reposted by bryandeanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts 3969762
Reposted by bryandeanmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 20/10/2025used to be that solving puzzles that open portals to hell was something to avoid, but at this point how much worse could it be? worth at least day tripping into the portal, check out the housing market there, give it a look-see 1930038
Reposted by bryandeanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 14/10/2025Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch 3068294
Reposted by bryandeanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/10/2025one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog 1624541
Reposted by bryandeanThe British History Podcast @thebritishhistorypodcast.com · 10/10/2025Freedom is taken, not asked for. If your government is telling you that you can be free, but only in a special zone and in constrained ways, that isn’t freedom. Don’t comply. Be free. 15610
Reposted by bryandeanmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon but it's me linking how every societal problem is the fault of billionaires 1727126
Reposted by bryandeanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2025rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven 451678238
Reposted by bryandeanSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival 200245374601
Reposted by bryandean𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Well, well, well. If it isn’t exactly what I asked for and more or less what I deserve. 128577
bryandean @bryandean.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I just know that I'd fit in with Jeopardy contestants and that depresses me. 000
Reposted by bryandeanCasey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Today Taylor Swift accomplished something no AI researcher ever could (made an announcement without posting on X) 62143193
