Reposted by Brendan Mathews Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Correct, nobody does this because that would obviously be fucking stupid 932143249
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne 622211464
Reposted by Brendan Mathews ru @rubot.ie · 14/10/2026the guys who role play as ambulance drivers in grand theft auto are on strike. driving past in my stolen bugatti beeping my horn in support before ramping off a bridge into a multistory car park. 082
Reposted by Brendan Mathews one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 265804965
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 810207374629
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878992122
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bit of a mixed message there, Mr Estate Agent 13110
Brendan Mathews @brendanmathews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Losing is one thing, but being a sore loser is even worse. 010
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS 1239221
Brendan Mathews @brendanmathews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was right! He was filming in Dundalk and I just missed him at the Omniplex last night 000
Brendan Mathews @brendanmathews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That was Danny Huston in American Horror Story, not Ray Wise 000
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/09/20266,000,001 1949727
Reposted by Brendan Mathews drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11600341
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster 2840093
Reposted by Brendan Mathews sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact 2527132
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Son of Bengt (Halloween edition) @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reading this I suddenly remember Billy Connolly talking about the cookbook that said "An idea way to get rid of that leftover venison" 4487
Reposted by Brendan Mathews fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've had a really bleak 18 months and recently discovered Britney Spears' Instagram where she dances around manically in her knickers. It's weirdly restorative to see someone so freely be out of their mind. 142104
Brendan Mathews @brendanmathews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is objectively hilarious when it looks like the ball is greased #nfl #patriots 000
Brendan Mathews @brendanmathews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I got banned from Flyefit for taking the weights without paying 001
Reposted by Brendan Mathews the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026little known fact, this picture was the inspiration for the famous short story "The Entirely Avoidable Death of Young Ralph Miller" 952846
Reposted by Brendan Mathews The MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten 301023164
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Folk music is drastically increasing in popularity. Prepare for an apocalyptic recession. 542008214
Reposted by Brendan Mathews the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112201907
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365201325
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose. 941773161
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6277062029
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He's gonna turn green now 1533
Reposted by Brendan Mathews fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I once shared a house with a guy who didn't see the point of separating knives, forks and spoons in the cutlery drawer and just threw them in randomly. I often fantasised about murdering him. 5251915
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115412041
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202... 1352352429
Reposted by Brendan Mathews J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A dapper elderly gentleman I met in work years ago when I asked him if he golfed, leaned closer to me and said quietly and sincerely “Golf…is for wankers.” 410824
Reposted by Brendan Mathews dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346478964
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast 5951202
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Bernd Buchmasser @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Aaron Rodgers was made. 1122
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261721061
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Even in a still photo her acting is bad 1773548345
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s Reacher night! That’s right folks we got a new Sherlock Swolmes to watch 21406
Reposted by Brendan Mathews Eris Loves #DeadTeenagerMovie 🎃📚👻 @erislovesmovies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026YES BITCH!!! Fórsa members overwhelmingly back strike action over pay share.google/Ge7vCW2p2KEs...share.googleFórsa members overwhelmingly back strike action over payMembers of the Fórsa trade union employed in the public sector have voted overwhelmingly in favour of taking industrial action up to and including strike action. 2134
Reposted by Brendan Mathews David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m not gonna sugar coat it: this has destroyed all my enthusiasm for the Gal Gadot bitcoin movie. 320835
