Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to dispose of some Scottish tenners in England is harder than you'd think 020
Reposted by Andy LedgerBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money. 1734294
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just spent the last few days in the West Highlands with some elderly Americans. They spent the whole time apologising about Trump & mortified about America's image around the world 000
Reposted by Andy LedgerDan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads? 15411
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Whoops... have dropped my tiny-weeny violin & now I can't find it 000
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On a sailing trip around the Inner Hebrides. This super yacht moored at Oban is having engine difficulties, much to everyone's delight 120
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Elon Musk deploys his usual largesse, then Danny Tommo might make millions of pounds in return for a few years in prison 000
Reposted by Andy LedgerJohn in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them. 767156682919
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Miming turning on a tap when you ask for water for the table in a restaurant? 130
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Angela Merkel's former constituency was in Mecklenburg 000
Reposted by Andy LedgerPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who does this remind you of? 111359
Reposted by Andy LedgerWill 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake. 719727
Reposted by Andy LedgerOxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026‘Danny Tommo’, leader of the balaclava-clad blackshirt rallies, says he will travel to Piddington “in the coming days” following the Parish Council’s stunt referendum: “I want to hear about safety concerns for their women and children.” Tommo was jailed for two years in 2016 for a knifepoint kidnap. 61412181
Reposted by Andy LedgerPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am sure there is no urgency about the hassock. 1018029
Reposted by Andy LedgerUKADS @ukads.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Persil skinhead needed the white shirt in 1987 3294
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll probably be executed for treason for saying this, but my god, Ian McKellan & Judi Dench are a pair of bores aren't they? 000
Reposted by Andy LedgerJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14/09/2026At least The Krays had the decency to admit they were robbing you. 4406
Reposted by Andy LedgerJulian Jessop @julianhjessop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apropos of nothing in particular... 🤔 Reform is proposing to cut capital gains tax on crypto assets to 10%, establish a Bank of England Bitcoin Reserve Fund, and allow UK taxes to be paid in cryptocurrency.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Mr Burns Evil SmileALT: The Simpsons Mr Burns Evil Smile 45521
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One of the truly great things about the BBC is it's willingness to use itself for source material & send itself up. See also French & Saunders, Harry Enfield, Steve Coogan. Does any other national broadcaster do this? 010
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Disappointing. Surely they should have called themselves LifeBouyz? #missedopportunity 010
Reposted by Andy Ledgertpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026you just know that toys in the toy story universe that go to landfills without ending up in an incinerator must be up to some mad max nonsense 819847
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I read this as "Poor Old Lifeboat Museum shuts...", which is equally applicable 000
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You never get car drivers stopping & asking for directions any more, do you? I feel the world has become a little colder 120
Reposted by Andy LedgerRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6360692262
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Animal Magic with Johnny Morris was total shit, wasn't it? There. I've said it. 220
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I reckon either of these volunteers could kick the shit out of RFergo here with one arm behind their back 010
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"What's in that bag, Darren?" "Just some clothes for my lads' weekend, love" "Are you dressing up as a soldier?" "Just shut up & leave me alone!" 031
Reposted by Andy LedgerOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I missed the 80th anniversary of his majesty’s birth yesterday 425949
Reposted by Andy Ledger𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026some things age considerably better than others 310714
Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why doesn't John Healey simply reintroduce a window tax? 032
Reposted by Andy LedgerPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Had a good old blow on the open decker bus to Dover. 1319119
![[Scene is exterior of THE PENTAGON]
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[Voice from inside Pentagon]:
Sir, I’d like you to meet...
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[Interior scene now - a SERGEANT is talking to a higher-up GENERAL]
SERGEANT:
Our newest recruit in the war on the British.
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SERGEANT:
Brandon Cardreader.
[the door opens and a pub-style CARD READER is in the doorway].
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GENERAL:
Are you a loyal American, Cardreader?
CARD READER:
Yessir!
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CARD READER:
Designed and made in California, sir.
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SERGEANT:
The plan is to get Cardreader a job in a London pub…
undercover of course, ‘pounds’ instead of dollars...
CARD READER:
I’m fluent.
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SERGEANT:
But his tipping options?
They’ll remain American.
[Show Card Reader’s screen saying “TIP?”, and the options “15%, 25%, 35%”]
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SERGEANT:
Being shown this in an awkward context will scramble the delicate class-shame circuitry of the British mind.
[Show a visualisation on a TV screen of this happening]
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SERGEANT:
Some will tip 35% out of embarrassment
Then some more…
Soon it’ll be normal…
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GENERAL:
Won’t they just stop drinking?
SERGEANT:
No.
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SERGEANT:
In a year they’ll be bankrupt. In five years…
GENERAL:
My God…
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GENERAL:
They’ll be American.
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