Reposted by ShanineM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Having worked with it, can confirm. It’s a complete mess AI will not fix 2443
Shanine @braintree711.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Clearly insiders. The app crashed and was sold out within seconds. 000
Reposted by ShanineJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rory Stewart turning to stare weirdly at @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on Newsnight last night 7541983
Reposted by ShanineIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A Walliams Schadenfreude Day so soon after Sheeran Schadenfreude Night could actually fix me 310014
Reposted by ShanineSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's sort of hard to explain now, but for a little while everything was jelly. 513918
Reposted by ShanineRikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA. 180103334087
Reposted by ShanineDuke @silverduke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's alright everyone, we've already got right back cover! 👍 #lfc 2231
Reposted by ShanineDavid Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/07/2026Once again, for those at the back: 1131
Reposted by ShaninePaul @bitoclass.uk · 18/07/2026Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working? 3617119
Shanine @braintree711.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Alarming how easy it is for me to bet vs accessing "adult material" 181
Reposted by ShanineSylvia Pellicore @roenok.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Seriously. Some of the smartest people in the world are working to make online gambling as addictive as possible. You aren’t immune. 749568
Reposted by ShanineDavid Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 18/07/2026Were both teams told before the match that they could only score in one half? 042
Reposted by ShanineJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD 753010367
Reposted by ShanineJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW 203120842636
Reposted by ShanineHannah Rich @hannahmerich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Has anyone done a pub quiz picture round of celebrities Sam Matterface has failed to identify in the crowd yet? 241
Shanine @braintree711.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I still love Goleo and his official lack of trousers. 110
Reposted by ShanineGildy Stern 🇺🇦 @oldhamletsghost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Every month at our CLP, someone even older than me says the same tosh regarding 'true Labour'. It's always one of the retired teachers or civil servants on full pension, who live in a million pound house 59119
Reposted by ShanineREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026if you have met a chimpanzee and it didn't attack you, i don't think you can honestly say you've met a chimpanzee 3394
Reposted by ShanineCNN @cnn.com · 16/06/2026During a ballet performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in Izmir, Turkey, a cat unexpectedly joined the actors in the final scene of the show and completely stole the show with its antics. 291479484
Reposted by ShanineMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It’s all ‘men’s mental health’ until a bald man wants to own multiple hairdryers I see 0757
Reposted by ShanineChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 26/05/2026🐧 Penguin inspecting a camera 😂 #AnimalSky 1124981
Reposted by ShanineJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Exciting moment tonight at a horror writers’ panel where it struck me that the “you have to set your story in the past cos of mobile phones” era is over, cos now your phone will lie to you, mislead you, freak you out, let you down, and do all sorts of sinister uncanny shit. 26647185
Reposted by ShanineLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"Can I speak to Teeth please?" 10316
Reposted by ShanineBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Occasionally I think about how Tabitha King stayed with Stephen King through poverty, suddenly becoming rich and famous, his cocaine and alcohol addiction, his writing overshadowing her own, but nearly divorced him for listening to Mambo #5 on repeat for weeks at a time 113223
Reposted by ShanineYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Good morning. One of the funnest facts there is. www.businessinsider.com/george-const...businessinsider.comGlasses Jason Alexander wore in the 'Seinfeld' pilot were from Spike Lee's 'Malcolm X,' costume designer saysRuth E. Carter said she used the prop from the Spike Lee film after Alexander suggested his character wore glasses. 231897296
Reposted by Shanineamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/04/2026we took the kids to a 9am showing of super mario galaxy and when yoshi appears on screen a kid down in front said “that’s yoshi” 1176278
Reposted by ShanineSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Lots of my sister's cohort at Maccie's were working there to support themselves through other training, amongst the friends she's still got from there are a paramedic, a solicitor, a scrub nurse, and a engineering manager. In no ways is a Maccie's job a soft option. 6382
Reposted by ShanineiPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social 1196294975
Reposted by ShanineAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/04/2026“Stardew is cosy, play it to unwind ✨🌻🌈🐓🌼” r/StardewValley: 764750
Reposted by ShanineGraham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Analysis by the House of Commons library estimates that Brexit is costing the Treasury up to £90bn a year! 40372130
Reposted by ShanineFat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Good luck to the Artemis II crew. 🚀 051
Reposted by ShanineIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Oh no, my bank accounts have been looted and emptied! All because I trusted the wrong person (me) 729044
Reposted by ShanineNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/03/2026It's tight but he is just on 201239290
Reposted by ShanineJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 27/03/2026wait. is everyone else on this platform SOBER? Y'all that's absolutely the worst way to approach this. 211188
Reposted by Shaninederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026interesting how a baby in a dark suit and dark shoes looks mature. but a man wearing a dark suit with tan dress sneakers and "fun socks" looks like a child. something to think about 1325154407
Reposted by ShanineHuw C. Davies @huwcdavies.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Sorry, last post about Goodwin - this is objectively very funny indeed. 711009196
Reposted by ShanineGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Woken by the Premier Inn's fire alarm. 1031067
Reposted by ShanineJay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.) 1741858224
Reposted by ShanineVerypete Lambert @quiteamess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026- Did you take nice photos of our marriage ceremony at Nottingham City Hall, Pete? - Sure thing guys got the Torville & Dean Chalice lookin real chalicey 2272
Reposted by ShanineBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 25/02/2026I have problems with a lot of Green policies, as I do with all parties, but a "pro drugs and porn" party that wants "a world without borders" and provides housing, employment, and healthcare for immigrants sounds pretty fucking great to me. 413027
Reposted by ShanineAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness. 9283751785
Reposted by Shaninejoannes @playthroughline.com · 17/10/2025You're gonna eat every last bit of this pizza and I'm gonna watch you do it you piece of shit 522534
Reposted by Shaninejoannes @playthroughline.com · 24/02/2026Hands up if you are normal and love teeth 23809189
