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J Gregort Coffeeheimer

@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
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I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 9h
Anthony Gordon is the Scouse Jesus Navas.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 9h
Big day for the makers of Football Manager
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 18h
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 12h
Occasionally think back to some odd moments in my childhood, like when I said as a primary school kid how I think there should be no wars or killing and my mum got angry with me, thinking she had to come up with a counter-argument around Power Rangers not existing too if that’s really what I wanted.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really wanna revel in the Man City stuff, but ...
tweet for 2016

I'd like to see donny trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam

*he does*

Ah! Well! Nevertheless
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe the City news somehow broke again
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Goodfellas: I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers
ALT: Goodfellas: I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the world's first bactrian trillionaire
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is time for the Ace Combat. Let us see if the mute psychopath with 500 missiles can defeat the loathsome forces of Bad Country.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will never get over the Barry White reboot.
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The law exists but people have to actually act on it. It’s not some magical spell that removes the need for people to take responsibility for enforcing it. Crying “but it’s not allowed?!” like a child waiting for the teacher sums up how we end to with chumps like Trump in the first place.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lord Walney of the Labour Party there, elevated for services to kicking the shit out of the left by Boris Johnson, and decreed an expert on political violence and extremism. How, we might ask, could such a person - a self evident massive whopper - be a permanent fixture in UK politics?
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A really interesting part of football history is how association football developed in some Lancashire and Yorkshire towns while rugby league football was prevalent in others nearby, and remains so to this day. You'd think a town as big as Warrington is now would have a pro soccer team.
Twitter post by Mike Meehall Wood: "There are something like 350 settlements in Europe with a population of over 200,000 people. Only two have never had a professional soccer team. Those two are Wakefield and Warrington."
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
ALT: Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me opening birthday cards from older relatives to see if there’s still a cheque inside every year since turning 30
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know, fans could re-embrace Sweet Caroline but with the chorus changed to Free Palestine.
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LiLBaz @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the fig roll fan in your life who has everything.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These are not serious people.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who needs an international break when you can have an existential break in the Premier League instead?!?!?!
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/09/2026
"computer, say 'i am alive'"
> I AM ALIVE
"oh my god"
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess I have unwittingly been on a one-man crusade to Make Offices Noisy Again.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 25/09/2026
'more in step with public mood' Confirmation they think X is the public.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same people would want Just Stop Oil shot on sight for doing same thing.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pulp Fiction fan convention???
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh also YouTube should have shut down Danny Tommo's channel ages ago, the fact that he can just livestream crimes and rake in cash is insane
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Cities Skylines DLC we were all denied.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have a once in a lifetime opportunity to rid ourselves of so many unpleasant twats. Look at how many White Supremacists from other places have been allowed to “flee” to Trump’s USA under pretence of asylum etc. UK should be putting in the work to make Reform/Restore types feel need to do same.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, imagine the response to a column asking why a Premier League team has a Jewish supporters group.
Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mikel Arteta’s 2025/26 campaign.
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Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as a Liverpool supporter I remember the Hicks and Gillett years with a shudder, where they were basically leeching from the club. Thankfully we saw them off but United's experience with the Glazers is very similar except it has gone on for a lot longer and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manchester United are in the forever transition btw. They are not escaping it unless they actually go bankrupt. Not poor enough to work smart, be radical and put something proper in place. Always got enough cash to reboot with another manager, more players, even if that’s waning a bit now.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still don’t get Cold War Steve tbh.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Manchester United need to end their latest silly experiment with another fancy dan European manager and bring in someone who knows the club and will bring in a bit of energy, like Michael Carrick did last season. [puts hand to ear piece] Oh good god!!!
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And somehow, Spurs remain the punchline.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who was it that described Zirkzee as having Fellaini’s touch and Berbatov’s work rate?
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shirley not Bassey!!
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fulham are rubbish and yet they should be ahead.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nani was like this for Manchester United. Was his decision making poor or was he so unpredictable that even his fellow United players had no idea what was coming next?
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like everyone saying 90s strikers were better were right
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Celtic are rank.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How can it be that I know Andy Burnham disapproves of serving Yorkshire puddings with Christmas dinner but not whether he disapproves of masked fascists threatening members of the RNLI?
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night the boy wanted Walk by Pantera at bed time. This morning he wants Match Of The Day. I am delighted.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 19/09/2026
arsenal and hull’s seasons are over, congrats to the new title contenders, Brighton
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If it’s an OG, does it count? Spurs still not scored, IMO.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t even gloat about this all being further proof Big Ange deserved more given he’s become a Saudi payee since.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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