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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

"I was doing parkour... flipped over this wall so fast my pants flew off... then landed weird on a Red Bull can." - Overheard in triage at the ER

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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 16h

Has this ever happened to YOU? [Image of a person stepping onto a trampoline] [Image of a bull flying through the air] [Image of a person flying upwards] [Image of a bull flying through the air, now visibly pregnant] [Image of a minotaur falling out of a bull in the air]

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 18h

Can Commissioner Goodell do something about Arthur Blank’s mustache?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h

liberty biberty and the temple of doom

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My OnlyFans is just me taking Tylenol and sighing a lot as I doomscroll.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 18h

Can Commissioner Goodell do something about Arthur Blank’s mustache?

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

A poorgasm is just like any orgasm except you have your palms facing skyward and your pants pockets turned inside-out.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if I am shitting my own pants in fear everyone jumps to reassure me but when I shit someone else’s pants suddenly they're all “that’s really gross” and “what’s wrong with you”

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh thank you so much. You have me blushing.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can we submit two? bsky.app/profile/bobh...

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I remember contests. Hopefully this skary skeet is relevant to the cause. If not, I’m receptive to all feedback. bsky.app/profile/bobh...

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hear ye, here ye, come one come all. Bring us your ominous orbs, your jet black eyes. We want your purple lightning over blood red seas. Trophies go to the weirdest, darkest, most unhinged skeets you can pull out of the ether To enter: like & repost this post then reply with your skeet/a link to it

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is becoming clear that before I die I will have an opportunity to fuck a sexy robot. I will also likely be killed by a robot. Possibly same robot.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey, maybe you can use AI to go fuck yourself

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a joke about my wiener and a new movie

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

anne hathaway is making my dakota johnson go inside-out and crawl back up into my body

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I dunno. This Braves team really makes me want to spread some smallpox amongst the injuns and steal their land. #MLB on #NBC

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You remind me of one of my good friends from high school. Asshole.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I've developed a habit of snapping a rubber band on my wrist and I have no idea how I'm going to quit.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heard somebody in the office ask if anybody had seen their "cunt tater" but quickly realized they said "container" and I lost interest.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At work, a woman quit unexpectedly but it’s okay because we both owned a really similar shirt and it’s a pretty small office so that’s resolved.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

THE COUNT: VON! VONN CROW!!!! AH, AHH, AH!!!! ADAM DURITZ: Okay okay okay, I get the joke. Ha. Ha. THE COUNT: Vawt joke??? CROW PERCHED ON TREE BRANCH BEHIND ADAM DURITZ: Caw cawww!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Most middle school boys can run a half mile faster than I can get out of a recliner.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Indeed. See Rev’s post for clarity on such. bsky.app/profile/fend... God bless the internet!

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is confusing if you think about. So don’t think about it. Let it be… One lasagna.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’ll ALWAYS be lasagna. . . in your heart.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was wearing a turtleneck when I thought of it. Can’t believe it comes through.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

This song reminds me of an old girlfriend who was my cherry pie.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

It's called quiche because "egg pie" sounds like something you'd look up on urban dictionary

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I love my duvet cover so much I got a duvet cover cover.

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ending my cover letter with “if you even care”

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

If two in the pink and one in the stink is the shocker, then two in the pink and two in the stink is the spocker.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Who is your favorite Avenger? Mine is Jeff Gillooly.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I got Pac-Man fever. It's drivin' me crazy. I got moist warts on my groin and swollen lymph glands. It's syphilis. I have syphilis.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

thinking about taking up pancreatitis

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I talked to my kid about vaping and it turns out it is really cool. I’m going to try it.

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