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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I expected the trees by the Dunkin’ Donuts on Epstein Island to be more tropical.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thanks to me and Rule #6, the Burger King manager knows about the mom with extremely hairy arms.

BK KIDS PLAYGROUND RULES sign

1. Kids must be supervised by a happy adult
2. Kids must be 4-10 years old to play here.
3. Remove shoes. Keep your SOCKS ON! Put shoes and all loose items in the Shoe keeper.
4. No running! No climbing on the outside of the nets or fences.
5. No food or drink allowed in playground structure.
6. If you see anything weird, tell the manager immediately.
7. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items:

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

His shadow looks like my Peronie's

Shih poo sitting on a backyard deck with a shadow that looks like a bent wiener.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Muah ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haa haaa ha ha haa <cough cough> oh but I did.

A closeup portrait of Bob Heller maniacally laughing, most likely at his own jokes. Often confused for a devil because of his constant severe sunburn and calcium deposits on his forehead, Bob Heller is just a man.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Portrait of Ronald B. Heller, a little white shih poo, who seems to be saying, “Sup?” There are a few blankets strewn about in the background.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Ronald B. Heller is half interested.

A little white Shih Poo looking at the camera with a slight head tilt.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ronald B. Is not allowed on this chair but he also don’t give a fuck

A white shih poo with a green sweater, sitting on a chair, looking up at the camera

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Take a selfie, leave a selfie

Closeup selfie of Bob Heller with classic Bob Heller closed-mouth maniacal laughter expression

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Look at this dickhead sitting on a #SEPTA train with his dickhead jacket and his dickhead hair with his dickhead ears and his dickhead head, claiming the aisle seat like he’s fucking royalty instead of making space for another rider. Reply w/ pics of what you think this dickhead’s face looks like

Man with bleached hair and tweed jacket sitting alone in the aisle seat of a train.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

A classic scene from the original Clash of the Titans, except instead of Harry Hamlin playing Perseus, it's a ham.

A classic scene from the original Clash of the Titans, where Perseus holds the severed head of Medusa, except instead of Harry Hamlin playing Perseus, it's a ham.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Got eggs? The good folks at BuffaloEggs.com can help…

A promotional photo for BuffaloEggs.com featuring the url and an image of a delicious buffalo egg, topped with blue cheese crumbles and celery.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Roses are red New friends are silver Grimace is purple Trent Dilfer

Trent Dilfer smiling on the sideline of a football game, wearing a suit and a broadcaster headset

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The NFL is NOT crooked. Pat Maholmes is just really really good at making the referees look like clowns. NOT referees fault!!!!

A clay clown with a referee jersey with his hands raised indicating that a thing is not hos fault.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

May 2025 be the year you eat boffo deez nuts!!!

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Thanks to me and Rule #6, the Burger King manager knows about the mom with extremely hairy arms.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Ronald B. Heller at your service.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

What the heck in the world, @andrewchamings.bsky.social? You just authored my newest favorite skeet and YOU DESKEETED IT????

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My doggy is thankful he can now climb stairs. Hopeful he can descend stairs by the new year.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Please accept this Thanksgiving GIF and share it with your beautiful followers. . .

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Nine-Fingered Kindergartner Excels in Art Class. HIS HAND TURKEY WILL SHOCK YOU!

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

C-3PO: I am fluent in six million forms of communication- TRUMP: Tell that slave girl I wanna pee on her... C-3PO: *slowly shuffles toward Leia*- TRUMP: No... The green one. LEIA:

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