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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 8h

I still think about the time I pitched my tent EXACTLY three feet too far from the campground restroom.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/10/2026

All that ass-kissing, and still no dental benefits.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

i was attacked by a weregoat and i'm bleating out

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Has anyone heard Putin complain about HIS Starlinks not working? Didn't think so.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A reminder that Honest Don only hires the BEST people.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Seriously, folks. Do not partake of the liberal tears.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WARNING! Do not drink the liberal tears.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why is cheese so popular? It’s like a fetish with some people. Butt plug, ball gag, cheese.

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Time traveler comes back to warn us from later today.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 02/10/2026

The guy who invented the TV remote control has died. He's to be buried between two cushions on a sofa.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Scooby asks that everyone calls it rooper dooper rinterrigentz because artificial is too hard to say.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The results are in and it's a landslide. The people want MORE Tulsi walking and LESS Donald talking.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What day is that caravan supposed to arrive? I wanna get my DoorDash order in early so I don't have 400 stops ahead of me.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No media soup for YOU Donald!

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This Lauren Boebert lesbian sex scandal has me wanting to put on some assless chaps and watch The Best Of C-SPAN Late Night.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Raven Finegan - GREAT porn name! Jeffrey Small - TERRIBLE porn name!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

read an article this morning about all the ways ai could end humanity and my first thought was maybe let’s stop giving it lists of examples to choose from

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why on earth would Trump want to tear down the Kennedy Memorial Art Center when he could just convert it into The Donald J Trump Presidential Pardon & Bribery Clearing House?

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t care if Luke Bryan is a shitty songwriter or not. It’s no skin off my back either way.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Periodic reminder this is a red FENDER hat. The guitar and amp people. Not that other loser hat.

Simpsons style image of me in a red Fender hat

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The way things are going it won’t be long until the only safe thing a person can eat will be boogers. Provided you’re not on a reduced sodium diet.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I sure hope the Amazon cargo plane that crashed wasn't carrying my Alka Seltzer.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ok there would be a few more things in my platform

sparky running for prez, promising to tear down ballroom, abolish ice, tax billionaires out of existence, etc

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

how the fuck am I supposed to compete with this

trump post: Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be “hotter” than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

President Trump signs executive order to rename the Splenic Flexure to the Trump Colon Embargo

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Paywall. Ugh. I'll just wait to hear Trump rename it to AMERICA CHEESE.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I moonlight as an exotic dancer. When I arrive at your party, you’ll note that I am a “preservation carpenter.” Straddling you, I’ll speak about the condition of your sills and the virtues of lime mortar. You may wedge bills into my suspenders but I would ask you to not touch my carpenter pencil

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That's odd. My HTML book doesn't have page 404.

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Inside of me are two wolves. I am a zoo in a medium sized city

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My son hates piggybacks. He always whines, "Daddy, you're crushing me."

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Today I will be hosting a book sale until the librarians notice

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I need to find a farmer that grows his own food me thinks. I don’t wanna die of dysentery like I did in the Oregon Trail of 1997

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Total Recall is supposed to be a cool movie, not a description of the US food supply

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why settle for nonsense when you can write drivel, malarkey, bunk, hogwash, balderdash or poppycock?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There's much to be said for not saying much.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

There is a button on the copier / printer labelled Release All. If I press it then I am worried that there may be hounds, kraken, and inhibitions all over the place.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Whenever I grill I make sure the colors in my shirt match the logos of the meds I take.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Saturday morning cartoons taught me that gravity is not a constant.

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Tyrannosaurus Rex criminals were always worried about the short arm of the law.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Apparently evacuating the passengers of the plane to safety wasn’t an object of consideration. Nice.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

After days wandering lost in the desert, I finally see another human on the horizon. They wave at me and I wave back, only to have them shake their head “no” and point off in the distance. I turn and look only to see they were waving at a different lost person behind me ugghhh

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ever have a Papal Poop™? No constipation? No diarrhea? No fudge? No wipe? Leo's Eschatonic™ may be right for you.

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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The world would be a much better place if people would simply read the middle part of an e-mail then proofread and double-check their reply.

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