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Blather Wince Repeat

@blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 7h
When I'm struggling to pull on a turtleneck I start to worry what the world will be like when I get to the other side.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7h
“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”
“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10h
He's so persuasive...
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 9h
Forbidden Zone is a Halloween staple in this house.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h
It's all been downhill since Oingo Boingo stopped playing Halloween shows.
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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 13h
Watching all the “Saw” movies in a row has given me a deliciously wicked idea.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 18h
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 21h
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank. That's because we couldn't afford a dog!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17h
we are the sons of the meat you could not loaf
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20h
People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 18h
While hiking, I chanced to hear a feral pack of English majors discussing the tintinnabulation of some far-off wind chimes and its subtle effect on the forest soundscape. Another voice lamented the moribund wildflowers in a nearby meadow. I silently crept away.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19h
Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hobble up to the customer service desk, one broken leg, black eye, and several lacerations on my face. "This can of whoop-ass was defective."
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A pink and gray poster: featuring a guillotine shaded in black halftones. The words "IT ENDS HERE", and an arrow and a manicule pointing towards the head hole of the guillotine. A white star in the middle of it. at the bottom of the poster, a painting of flames in turquoise, with the words "nothing to lose" and other embelishments in pink.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of lung juice
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*brings my first rodeo to a knife fight *realizes this is a bad combination of idioms
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This baby chimp's reaction to reuniting with its caretaker after months apart will wreck you
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kohler's 1926 Electric Sink — advertised as an "Electric Sink for the Electric Twenties!" built a dishwasher into the form of a divine green sink and promised freedom from the “thrice–daily drudgery” of washing dishes by hand.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frederick's of Hollywood 1963
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
medicinal crunch wrap
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The McCartney’s at home in 1974.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just heard a large tree fall in the woods next to an old cranberry bog. No saw, no other sounds. Feels like I hit the lottery.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dave Brubeck’s 1960’s Connecticut home was as cool as his music.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about Trump's promised $5000 tariff checks but I don't think anybody will get it!
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Okay, now before you say anything, just hear us out. It’s actually kind of a funny story.”
Two dogs stand in a kitchen. A small whit dog wears a pink tutu, and a large brown dog has their head stuck in the swinging top of a trash can.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My impression of a shark stepping on a piece of Lego.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself?
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Returning to the sea, do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs?
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Now available wherever books are sold” is the clarification I needed. No more scouring AutoZone for T.C. Boyle’s latest.
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably the smart move.
A small airplane with dozens of wooden arrows stuck into its underside. The text reads, "After the flight, the anthropologists decided that this particular tribe is best left 'undiscovered.'"
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Alright, Bluesky. Let's get this party started.
A young man playing an accordion in a dimly lit backyard with two cats dancing in the foreground and a fox sitting on nearby sound equipment.
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Patric Bates @patricbates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A coloring book that I made with my drawings #art #drawing #drawings #illustration
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dinner Bell Cafe in Muleshoe, Texas. What an utterly classic collection of cars. It's like if you drew up this scene in a movie you were writing. I'll let you car folks tell me exactly what they are re: model and makes.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I pull up my compression socks, slip the arch supports in my shoes, and strap on my carpal tunnel brace as “The Imperial March” thunders from Mother’s Victrola.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babies are the Night Crawlers of the Zombie family.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Do I detect an American accent?”—me when I meet new people
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been wondering what that (OBJ?) meant.
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