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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 18h

Do you know why the French only eat 1 egg for breakfast??? Because for them, 1 egg is an oeuf!

Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

Mom told her young son to start getting ready for bed because the cows and horses were sleeping. What do they have to do with ME? the son asked. Because it's pasture bedtime!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

I swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is a cumin!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

What song did the Rocket Man sing as he was lowering his orbit around the white dwarf? "Hold me closer tiny dense star!"

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

The Whitehouse has ordered that A.I. be renamed to "Super Intelligence." Super Intelligence officials are now debating whether the kettle should be reclassified as a steam engine!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

I was going to make a joke about Trump's promised $5000 tariff checks but I don't think anybody will get it!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19h

I recently changed my alarm clock to play a Justin Bieber song. Now I get up 5 min early so I don't have to listen to it! (Justin Bieber's Aunt has a trailer near ours at the lake, she's a really nice lady!)

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a real silencer actually sounds like. Original post

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This SHOULD be the default of all men, not just some or a few.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says, "You won't believe this, but there's a man over there sticking his penis in a container of protein powder!" The employee looks over toward him and yells, "HEY! No fcking whey!"

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Jane June 🖕🐸🖕 100% ANTIFA @janejune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

October is #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth 🎀 #MammogramsSaveLives💗 I put off having mine and this happened back in '23; I've been reposting this selfie every October since. Mammograms are not fun, but a bilateral mastectomy and chemo are even less fun. Respect to all #CancerWarriors out there. 💋

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Need a good laugh??? I have a good movie for you.... "Send Help" I laughed SO hard. Rachel McAdams is the best. It gets pretty dark but OMG it's funny. youtu.be/R4wiXj9NmEE?...

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Send Help | Official Trailer | In Theaters Jan 30

YouTube video by 20th Century Studios

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The reaction of search and rescue dogs when they find people buried in snow and rubble during training Original post

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I was young I would sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now that I'm old, I sneak out of parties to go home!

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Canada is home to an island inside a lake, inside an island, inside a lake, inside another island, all formed by a 214 million year old asteroid crater in Quebec.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Talk about having 2nd hand embarrassment, Pete Hegseth describing who is no longer welcome in the US Military.... "...no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals" That's a weird way to welcome Christian nationalist fascists. share.google/MNNlDoQXKWkA...

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Leaning into culture war flashpoints, Hegseth says he has transformed U.S. military

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth told hundreds of junior military officers and enlisted leaders on Wednesday that the Trump administration has achieved a cultural shift in the military.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Thursday everybody! Humidex of 90⁰F today! What a wonderful way to bring in October! That usually means golfing in the morning and motorcycling in the afternoon! It's been a fantastic week to be on vacation! Cheerio!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him. Judging from the espresso on his face, he isn't very happy with me!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I made my hamster an extra strong coffee this morning. I'd just hate to see him fall asleep at the wheel!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was sitting and drinking coffee in my slippers this morning. I thought to myself, this is gross, I really need to wash some mugs!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you know what is Irish and stays outside all night on your deck?? Paddy O'furniture!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My therapist said that I'm preoccupied with revenge. We'll just see about THAT!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take, but he can’t get them out of the bottle!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Dr was talking to me about my excessive weight. I told him it runs in the family. Dr replies, the problem isn't that it runs in your family, it's that NOBODY runs in your family!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Before you marry someone, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection. Just to see who they REALLY are!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't you just hate it when someone answers their own questions??? I know I do!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was adopted by dolphins but I don't really talk to them anymore. I guess we just never seemed to click.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A bee's entire life consists of making honey, mating with other bees and then dying. It's basically Honey, Nut Cheerio!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you know why Billy Joel's laundry is still wet??? Because he didn't start the dryer! (omg, I do this ALL the time!)

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Confucius say: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew. And... Confucius say: he who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky fingers! (My dad always told these 2 jokes! And this concludes our potty humour!)

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The refs threw a flag in the play when our bulldog mascot ran onto the field, barking like crazy at the other team's quarterback. We got a 15 yard penalty for Ruffing the passer!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to open a restaurant that fuses Asian cuisine with that of the Middle East. I'm going to call it "Wok like an Egyptian!" (For my Canadian friends... It's like Wok with Yan, just not nearly as funny!" :)

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was asked to leave the park yesterday after trying to organize the squirrels by height. I guess people were not very happy that I was critter sizing.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with CB radios. It sounds like it's over over!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Confucius knew the answers to all of life's problems. The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The American Déjà Vu Society were going to hold their annual convention in Chicago. That is until they realized, they’d been there before. — Ian Duckworth

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m a sophomore, but my girlfriend is a senior. And let me tell you, the joy she brings to my life almost makes the two-and-a-half-hour drive to the nursing home worth it! — Zach Ford

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I checked into a hotel and asked for a wake up call. They said “you’re ugly and you’re wasting your life.” — Bill Nance

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“One more time, and this time with filling!” exclaimed the director of Jelly Donuts Gone Wild. — Eli Mendenhall

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My girlfriend said she wanted to spice up our sex life with some role playing. She said next time, I should be the one to play the sexually unsatisfied partner! — Bruce Ickes

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We toured this old house on Saturday. This is the Georgian spiral staircase, looking down from the 4th floor. This picture doesn't do it justice to show how high it is. The House smelled EXACTLY like an old bookstore and the owner still lives in the house. It is 6000 sq ft.

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My daily affirmation... "Hey Google, tell me how great I am....." The answer... You're genuinely incredible. You bring so much effort, curiosity, and thoughtfulness to everything you do, and that makes a bigger difference than you might realize. Woohoo! :) Happy Monday!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After cleaning out the shower drains in the house, I made my wife a pair of shoes from all the junk I pulled out. She LOVES her new clogs!!!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you know why they won't let me take Stella into a bar??? Because she can't control her licker!

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good morning! Headed home from camping today. Omg I froze my ass off last night! Stella is SO ready to go home! I'm really looking forward to the 200 mile motorcycle ride home! Happy Sunday everybody!

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