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Blake

@blakeconnolly.bsky.social
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Makes sport appear on the telly. Comedy nerd, Britpop aficionado, TV geek and Spurs fan. The following are not the views of anyone, ever.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 30/09/2026
Raising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade & salt in her honour
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 30/09/2026
I'm 17 episodes into a Twilight Zone (1959) watch and I'm quite convinced it's the greatest show ever. Each one is a small jewel of a complete movie that fucks off in 25 minutes and then Rod Serling smokes at you and tells you to come back next week.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this story
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 29/09/2026
That's why they were nicking diesel.
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking at the details of all this, what Man City did is so much worse than I thought. And their defence case seems to turn out to be "the Abu Dhabi government didn't pay for the sponsorships, the sponsors did and got massive grants from the Abu Dhabi government to help pay for them".
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me trying to leave work late in the evening when the American offices decide to start asking for stuff.
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Cartoon Prisoner's Endless Escape
Alt: From a Tex Avery cartoon, prisoner opening doors, endlessly with another door behind tbe last.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think my favourite version of #SNLUK is "absolutely demented fever dream".
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between the strong jokes and absolutely mental bits, that was a very good Weekend Update. #SNLUK
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’ll correct myself - I always win things in my second game.”
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went for a lunchtime walk. Can't see any towers around here. #Taskmaster
A clear sky at the London Museum of Water and Steam
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in the day, people used to phone their Tweets into the BBC, where someone would type them up using a manual typewriter.
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I recently visited a brilliant ARP for secondary pupils with autism which teaches a Life Skills class amongst normal lessons. How to cook, how to do the laundry, how to make the bed, how to get the bus, how to deal with money etc. etc. Really good but did make me think all kids should get this.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thread is my Odyssey
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are so many crimes in this thread you have to wonder what the police and Home Secretary think they are doing at this point.
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bake Off showing the contestants going outside while waiting to be judged is like Match of the Day showing a player getting a yellow card.
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Julia Raeside @jnraeside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joel @gralefrit.bsky.social has written this BRILLIANT piece about our visit to SNL UK and why the show is a rock concert. Such a good analysis.
joelmorris.substack.com
Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 21/09/2026
International break sticking around for 3 weeks.
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This almost has Diana and 9/11 levels of remembering exactly where I was when I heard the news.
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simon was one of my absolute heroes growing up and it's great to see him doing brilliant work
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always quite fun when catching up on old podcasts to get to one you forgot downloaded while on holiday and suddenly get adverts in a different language.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help! Stop! Trapped in loop watching this. Stop. Cannot stop. Stop.
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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I'M NOT YOUR PLATE BUDDEH
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m telling y’all they’re gonna start gamer isis when the ps6 pricing is revealed
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh wow, it's finally happening
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“The only control or ‘guardrails’ that Daleks need is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) supreme leader, and Skaro has that, in spades!”
Davros looking Davrossy
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Would be fascinated to know what happened behind the scenes here, it was on the shelf for ages, shown in a slot they had never used for comedy before or since, in a weird forty minute duration and clearly very heavily edited to the extent they didn't say hello at the start or goodbye at the end
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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They really need to change the Diana plate on the 45 seconds with Fouracres set to one with Jack Shep's face #SNLUK
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Blake @blakeconnolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well. Emma Sidi as a French maid certainly was a thing.
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone on NOTBBC used to tell the story about writing for short-lived C4 panel show This Week Only which was recording on 9/11 itself, and they had no idea what they should do so just completely ignored it and this topical comedy show went out two days later with no reference to it at all
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As I keep pointing out, does no one understand Ricardian comparative advantage anymore. FACT: China produces over 1 million engineering graduates per year FACT: To date, China has not produced a single internationally marketable game show format Where does it look like our advantage lies?
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11/09/2026
But, yes, let's ban teenagers from the internet.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In "I could've told them that for free" news:
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026
having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich
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TRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 10/09/2026
It's easy (and fun!) to criticise Edmonds, but the way he handles the studio audience here once the cameras are officially off, and how he facilitates the studio guest being well served, are a masterclass in how to deal with these disasters. But as Jon hints: the meetings after can only be imagined.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 07/09/2026
Just read that it's 36 years to the day since Kezza was shot by duck hunters.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They spontaneously turned up all dressed in black, wearing masks at the same time.
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now that we know that sex offenders hate boats, couldn't we dress children up as boats or something?
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lot of people assume Argentina must have some kind of legitimate claim over the Falklands because otherwise its deathless obsession with the islands would be weird and embarrassing, but guess what?
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Netflix Hikes UK Prices, With Cheapest Plan Jumping A Third
It’s become pricier to watch Love Is Blind in the UK after Netflix upped its prices, hiking the monthly cost of its cheapest package by a third.
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The one that everyone forgets in lists of number ones from two generations of the same family, alongside Frank and Nancy Sinatra, Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne and Liuetenant Pigeon
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
The UK Electoral Commission, upon watching a video of Nigel Farage boasting about how ineffective they are:
Homer Simpson: "It's true! It's true! We're so lame."
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Gabriel Roth @gabrielroth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s probably impossible to explain this to anyone who wasn’t around at the time but I still get chills from looking at this, what an absolutely heroic cultural achievement
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Wow, a small plane must have crashed into the World Trade Centre.” Great piece, about 9/11 and the weird and confusing seventeen minutes between “accident” and “attack”.
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