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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Sometimes the simplest theory is the right one..." <completely ignore the player who said "I am a Traitor"> Classic #traitors #celebritytraitors

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Brand name porn site"? This isn't any porn site. This is an M&S porn site.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean it's not great if the first thing Shirley says is "You've got a lovely neck" #Strictly

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I see they've made a live feed on the BBC about your ex

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can someone please write a national anthem for England that includes a reference to Edward II getting his arse handed to him?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Am not watching but I'm guessing the throuple is Alison, Nigella and Howard from Series 4 #GBBO

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think all contestants should say "hello cheeky face" to Clive #mastermind

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Google are getting quicker at updating their maps

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thoughts for the committee: - make Loreen a British citizen - create The Bucks Fizz Act 2027 that forces the original four members to reform - extradition of Simon Cowell (nothing to do with Eurovision - I don't like him) - force our 2027 act to be Ed Sheeran so everyone else drops out

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They really need to change the Diana plate on the 45 seconds with Fouracres set to one with Jack Shep's face #SNLUK

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just been asked if I want to attend a work conference in Liverpool next month. Last time I went to a conference in the North West, a bunch of us came into the hotel at 2am with an inflatable doll we'd been given by a hen do.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Did the people at the Sun really think the politician most closely linked to the Hillsborough disaster families would say "yeah cool I'll give you an exclusive"? Are they really that thick?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Second World War caused the first round the world trip by commercial aircraft. A flight from California to Australia island hopping over the Pacific in Nov-Dec 1941 couldnt go back after Pearl Harbour. So they went the other way around the equator instead.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They're getting Lee Anderson to do the media for Reform today?!? #YouLetDougalDoAFuneral

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fans of Susan Wokoma and Pointless rejoice - she's back on Monday. Fun fact - we're coming to the end of a 95 day spell without a new episode of Pointless, which is just over 30% longer than the Falklands war, or just shy of 2 Liz Trusses.

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Every flag at half mast immediately. 3 month period of global mourning.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I maintain whoever the next Democratic President is should issue a mandate on the day they are sworn in that the largest prison in each state should be called "The Donald Trump Penitentiary - 'State name'"

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gabliotecaria @gabliotecaria.northsky.social · 24/08/2026

THAT SCREENSAVER VISCERAL RECALL

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The OH told me the neighbours accidentally got our weekly letterbox coffee bean delivery on that day, so it could have been that!

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Pam & (Polly is back) @pam-polly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

#bringbackPolly #leotheGerman where is he?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Over heard from next door's kids playing in the garden (sadly I missed what they were talking about): "Is this only for rich people?" "And the French"

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I was a TikTokker wirh no shame gene desperate for clicks and likes, I'd be going on video singing "It's Raining Rain" to the tune of "It's Raining Men" so think yourselves lucky you've all been spared that

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

News: apparently it all looks a bit yellow/brown. Who knew?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If you start writing an e-mail with "Some might consider me to be a bit of a nut-job", maybe just stop.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Not really unusual to see Donald Trump doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no'

BBC headline with a picture of E Jean Carroll: "Supreme Court again rejects Trump's bid to overturn E Jean Carroll sex abuse case"

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Moquette? No, I think it's a good specialist subject choice actually #mastermind

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"She needs to go the other way. That's the wrong way" is not what I expected to hear from a commentator at the European Athletics Championships about a runner in a final 😬

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That was fun. Got the alert going underground to the tube. Then heard it various times on the tube and again, 15 mins later, when people were coming up the escalators.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They're playing Bonnie Tyler at the athletics!?!?

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse! Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again. jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse...

A map showing the path of the 2026 total eclipse over Iceland and Spain, with markers showing webcams and a countdown until the eclipse begins, and it hitting the first webcam.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Did Zelensy not show up?" Classic Andrew Cotter incredulous that Steve Backley won 4 European golds

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Does the local branch office of Reform count?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fun fact: the European Athletics Championship has happened 26 times but never in the UK. All kicks off in Brum next week though.

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