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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’ll correct myself - I always win things in my second game.”
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THFC January transfer strategy leaked:
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s absolutely tragic watching Brentford’s demise. I just hope one day they bounce back from the loss of “the most desirably hireable coach in the world” Thomas Frank.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just settled down to catch up with MOTD, for fuck’s sake…
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Dan Almond @s17pur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Back in our safe space. #COYS
Tottenham 17th
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Frustrating afternoon, but that could be the 1 point that keeps us up at the end of the season. 👏👏👏
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is a massive improvement. We look like a mid-table side.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nothing like curling up on the sofa at the end of the day in front of a good horror…
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
📊ANALYSIS: Why Tosin Adarabioyo could be a transformative signing for #THFC:
He’s tall.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Median Tottenham Hotspur player: Rafael Todzic -Croatian -Mercurial attacking midfielder/left winger -Incredible dribbling ability, plays ~18 games all comps -Scores 1 Puskas Award Contender a year -Ostensibly nice man but definitely has challenging views -Signed by Harry Redknapp 4 times
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tuesday.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really excited to see #THFC sign highly-rated winger Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk, following a 3.63 year ban, which resulted in him having no involvement in football whatsoever during the period 14/01/23 - 01/09/26.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What’s the point in Johan Lange? We may as well just get someone who is really, really good at watching Match Of The Day to do our scouting.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mikhail Mudryk has Premier League experience. He's watched tons of it. #thfc #coys
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mood:
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Annelise Jespersen @abysstalks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Think it's also a bit snide for a manager to say players have asked to leave when he's probably made it clear he doesn't want them.
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meh. You call that graffiti. THIS is graffiti. #N17Heritage
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
📊ANALYSIS: Why Tosin Adarabioyo could be a transformative signing for #THFC:
He’s tall.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m not sure creating a culture at a football club where all a player has to do to get a transfer is go to the manager and say he wants to leave is all that healthy.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Monday.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seems like we’re trying to build a team that essentially always has the ball, but when we don’t, immediately concedes from a corner.
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james king @jamesean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you know how tottenham has been behind the trend for years now? like how we bought physical players when the league went to technical specialists. well, we’ve hired a possession-based coach as the top teams are now doing this:
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think I might go to Roberto De Zerbi and ask to leave.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Roberto, defeat today, but I suppose this was always going to be a difficult game for us - football. It’s a tough place to come to, the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.”
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The problem is, since probably 95% of the football I watch is Spurs, I genuinely can’t remember what a competent team looks like anymore. We string a few passes together and I think, “ooh, that was good”, but maybe it’s actually the bare minimum?
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Dean @deanrc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Counterfeit for Tottenham
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Godspeed, Savio. We will never forget that time you scored a goal off Ben Davies’ arse. 🕊️
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want you to put the word out there that we back up.
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Tim F @timbobagginses.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Angrily shouting 'this is yours now'. Definitely a gear change, but would be fucking hilarious.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gutted they didn’t get Hossam Ghaly to announce it by throwing a Spurs shirt to Marmoush.
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coysnthehood @coysnthehood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the glory glory years when you could get home from the game and watch grainy highlights on egyptianplayers.com
egyptianplayers.com
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#WHOREMEMBERS
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Monday.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is football heritage.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We go again.
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 22/08/2026
Goalpost for player of the season
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 22/08/2026
11:30
S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’d take 17th again, right now.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love that Alfie has just stuck his European medals on the fridge door. 🐐
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In fairness to “Spursplay”, they’ve really stepped up the quality of the service for this season. 👏👏👏
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“I told them and they laughed. I told them and they didn't believe. But here we are…”
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spurs season ticket holders: If you feel so inclined, I'd appreciate your support in the Fan Advisory Board vote. Voting emails should have arrived in inboxes. If elected, I promise to do all I can to get us to sign some attacking players and bring Djed back.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
📊ANALYSIS: Why Cody Gakpo could be a transformative signing for #THFC:
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Build the statue.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’d like to report a murder.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What if the reason we’re selling every player under 20 is to create a pathway for Luca Williams-Barnett so vast that no manager can bypass it?
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Fergus McKee @fergusmckee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cuti 🤜🤛 Djed Not shaking hands with rapists.
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