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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 8h
As a sucker for music mockumentaries, one of my favorite discoveries from last year.
PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING

Poster for the British series featuring radio hosts that dream of becoming Jay-Z.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The old two arms clenching meme, one arm is The Prisoner and the other is Bob Seger, they agree that “I’m a man, not a number”
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Babe, wake up, the LEGO Dragon Ball set finally leaked.” #lego
Shenron and Goku LEGO Set
I used to pray for times like this
MEEK MILL DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your historical data are incomplete if you do not include the graveyards.
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Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
You: getting your mind blown that Budnick from Salute Your Shorts helped save John Connor in Terminator 2 Me: getting my mind blown that Danny Cooksey was the voice of Montana Max in Tiny Toon Adventures
youtube.com
Montana Max's Introduction
YouTube video by Sarah’s Cartoon Archive
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 DRINKS to improve your GUT HEALTH FAST 🚀 #guthealth #probiotics #microbiome
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Strange New Worlds is insane for this puppet.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
r/FishingRVA
u/LongMomo67 • 7d • i.redd.it
"Snakehead being reported in the James River" The humble blue catfish:
Join
You don't seem to understand.
The James River
isn't yours to conquer.
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Leah J. Williams @legenette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
could a depressed person do this
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What We Do In The Shadow Cabinet (2026)
Energy Vampire Kevin HassettEnergy Vampire Colin Robinson, his twin brother
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@thomas_violence
committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 31/07/2026
Some of you need to worry less about "the face" and more about facing your 40s
meme. bored wojak next to copy that reads "bask liqueur made with wormwood"

fired up wojak wearing a chicago hat annd freaking out next to copy that reads malort
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What's that? A reason to post clips from an episode of Yacht Rock?! Don't mind if I do!
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@museumjoe.bsky.social I present… the wild journey of an Ice Cream Maker to a buyer who lived an hour away.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Ted Danson show "Mr. Mayor" was going to about Jack Donaghy. Prossibly the only time in history where passing on a spinoff was a domino leading to a death and a manslaughter trial.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The first panel is a business card reading: Info Wars Elf - Made of Cartoon - No feasting on the elderly.
The second panel is the cartoon Info Wars Elf saying "Oh! They got this all screwed up!"
The third panel is the real Info Wars Elf writing with a red pen.
The fourth panel is a hand holding out the altered business card that reads: Info Wars Elf - Made of cartoon? - No, feasting on the elderly!
Yes, it's the Lionel Hutz gag from The Simpsons.
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Mary Anne Butler @fivefootmab.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Neuromancer looks amazing
bad-influencers.com
Apple TV's "Neuromancer" Gets Official Full Teaser
The first full teaser for Apple TV’s upcoming adaptation of William Gibson‘s seminal “Neuromancer” is here! Callum Turner (“Masters of the Air“) stars as Case, a damaged, top-rung super-hacker who is ...
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/07/2026
Warhammer 40K ass reality
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Learning new generations are flocking to Totoro:
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s Always Sunny in Edinburgh, Scotland.
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5urt5ey.bsky.social @5urt5ey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The cocaine in Spain is hidden in plantains
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@dinfontay.com 4 months after the Tilray’s purchase of Brewdog, and the Edinburgh Fringe temporary beer gardens are being assembled for the first time with Brewdog branding. Something that maybe should have happened years earlier… at a major Scottish Festival.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Real heads know this genre as "Africadabra." @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social @jdryznar.bsky.social
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Aids Random
ALT: Aids Random
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Split the G, or… Cum Together?
Pint glass at The Guilford Arms pub in Edinburgh.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 19/07/2026
the american drinking public thirsts for a hard tea brand bold enough to show hole
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy Gillian Anderson in a LEGO Promo Video Day to all who celebrate.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just learned one of Jon Bon Jovi’s earliest recording credits is singing lead vocals for “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas” and I am not well. youtu.be/KAQ-VZUdiqg?...
youtu.be
R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas
YouTube video by ThePeacekeeperj3l
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 17/07/2026
practically the first thing we did when we bought this place was start degreying it, and we'd already gone out of our way to avoid places that had installed that shit awful grey flooring. millennial grey my ass
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Al B. Sure! solving the age old question, “If I have 3 different mixes of my hit New Jack Swing jam on my Maxi-Single’s Side A, what do I put on my Side B?” The answer? 3 French mixes.
12 Maxi-Single in front of a wooden record player.

SPECIALLY-PRICED MAXI-SINGLE
AL B SURE!
•NITE AND DAYClose up photo of a 12” Vinyl Record

AL B. SURE!
SIDE 2
0-20782
33 1/3 RPM
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: BENNY MEDINA AND ANDRE HARRELL
PRODUCED, ARRANGED AND MUSICALLY PROGRAMMED BY KYLE WEST FOR KEY WEST INTERNATIONAL CO-PRODUCED BY AL B. SURE FOR AL B. SUREI INTERNATIONAL & UPTOWN ENTERPRISES
1. NUIT ET JOUR (Extended Version)
5:35
2. NUIT ET JOUR (Instrumental)
6:10
3. NUIT ET JOUR (Single Edit)
4:00
(Al B. Surel/Kyle West)
Across 110th Steal Pudushing ASCAP
© 1888 Warner Bros, Recorde Inc. lor the U.S.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 16/07/2026
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Sami Sadek @skullgrin140.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Give Christopher Nolan full control of adapting this and I'll be first in line to go and see it.
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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy LEGO X-Files Scully’s Lab Leak Day to all who celebrate.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Galactus stole my post
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He won't have a clue what happened. It's a waste of time talking about 'what Trump thinks of this result'. He has nothing to do with all this. You might as well talk about what Cher thinks about it, or Tutankhamun.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ABC News' research team has determined the Mitch McConnell "Proof of Life" photo to be real, but likely cropped.
Jim Henson under the stage operating a Mitch McConnell puppet
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me: “How will I get my father’s kilt tailored in 5 days before a wedding in Scotland?!” Also me: “Rent one in Edinburgh, you ding dong.”
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Formerly "Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles" @bwprowl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
STAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOSSS!!!
Principal Cinnamon Scudworth screaming Stamos's name to the heavens
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fred Willard playing the goofy funeral music in I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/07/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In case you thought I was kidding (WHO WOULD JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING SO MAGICAL), here’s the legendary Fudgie The Whale personally delivering a Brock Samson Carvel ice cream cake to me, @jacksonpublick.bsky.social & @dochammertime.bsky.social…
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Leah J. Williams @legenette.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
edward kenway still goated with the sauce
screenhub.com.au
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced review: return to glory | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and Games
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is a solid remaster of the original game that cuts out unnecessary distractions for pure pirate fun.
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go ahead and ask her for corn. Consequences tbd
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, Trump's got a pretty difficult phone call to make if they're getting out of THIS one.
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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