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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 3h
So - the needs have been met, and I thank everyone for y’all’s patience this weekend 😓 I’m leaving the paylinks up as this is unfortunately going to be an ongoing need, even if it’s no longer acute. Thanks again for the help, y’all rock ❤️
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 13h
I noticed in Control that there’s posters across town for a movie called Fix Your Heart or Die :’> cute
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 10h
Yeah I'm just going to do one last boost. I have $45 that I need to make last for the next two days, and an Uber to work alone is like $12 I'm scared, ngl. Looking for $70 but frankly anything helps ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 22h
So while I have the $130 met, I am hoping we can get possibly another $70 by end of day today to give me a bit more breathing room and also help me work on bullshit like this? Y'all have been great so far, thank you ❤️ ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 17h
One more boost before bed! Help make sure I get to work tomorrow!
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 18h
Doing one more boost of this! I'm $70 away from my weekend goal of $200. Tomorrow's my early day at work, so I have to take Uber in, and it would be *reallllly* cool if I could afford it easily ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 18h
This is our national anthem in Philly, btw. If you're outside the city, you'd think it's the Rocky music. Nope. It's this straight up banger our local news has used for fifty years.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
local news must be protected at all costs
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 18h
Doing one more boost of this! I'm $70 away from my weekend goal of $200. Tomorrow's my early day at work, so I have to take Uber in, and it would be *reallllly* cool if I could afford it easily ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 19h
So, funny thing, I didn’t know what a “dead bounce” was until I watched a noclip doc where Steve Ritchie and @jeffgerstmann.com explained some of the nuances of pinball What do you mean the ball can bounce to the other flipper 💀
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unlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning 🌻 I have $420 to raise by tomorrow morning and I am stressing over it Any help towards this is so appreciated and helps me keep my kid housed. My venmo is eb-richter I get paid next week but unfortunately if I'm late tomorrow my landlord will evict me without option to cure 😔
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 22h
Kirby was a king in ways we weren't even aware of.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 22h
So while I have the $130 met, I am hoping we can get possibly another $70 by end of day today to give me a bit more breathing room and also help me work on bullshit like this? Y'all have been great so far, thank you ❤️ ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 23h
Fucking around in Adobe Premiere for the first time in many months.
A screen of text I'm putting together in Adobe Premiere. The background is a PS2-quality model of Independence Hall from the 1990 WTXF Fox 29 open. The text is:

"Hi! This is something extremely dumb."
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 23h
ooof, they are airing that Angela Paxton ad for TX-SEN nationally How fucked *are* those internal polls?!
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
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Bubbles' Sleepy Monday Morning
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
So, I've gotten to $30 so far. Would love it if we could get another $100 before I go to bed, so we can get that bill squared away. PayPal preferred! ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Sigh. My health seems to have backslid again. I’ve been holed up the last few days with a bad cold and debilitating cough. I have a monthly goal set for $500, but am looking for $120 to cover a bill this weekend. Please share if you can. ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡: 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝚇 𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙰 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're born rich enough you get to conquer Hollywood's biggest studios and smash them against each other like action figures even though your greatest artistic achievement was producing TERMINATOR: GENISYS.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Sigh. My health seems to have backslid again. I’ve been holed up the last few days with a bad cold and debilitating cough. I have a monthly goal set for $500, but am looking for $120 to cover a bill this weekend. Please share if you can. ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Oh the feeling of gasping for air coughing my brains out, I did *NOT* miss you
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
About to leave to go allllll the way to urgent care. Like I said earlier this morning, I am feeling a bit better than yesterday but I have an intense cough and I am worried about that given what I went through this year. I will probably be launching a fundraiser once I get home.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used photoshop almost everyday for 20 years. The last time I used it was during the pandemic. By the looks of whatever this is, I don’t think I’d be able to use it anymore. I dont recognize it. Also my job would expect me to use these “tools” and I wouldn’t know how, nor would I want to. Sad.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
I’d also wager that this - maybe not necessarily this per se, but “creative” apps putting this front and center - is behind the explosion of shitty AI flyers we’ve had this year
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
One underrated reason why people hate AI? It is being *aggressively* shoved in our faces whether we want it or not. For instance, this is what you see when you first open up Photoshop, Premiere, and the overall Creative Cloud app that you use to update your apps.
The opening screen to Photoshop. There is a prominent "PROMPT TO EDIT" box highlighted to get you to generate some slop. One of the tutorials right below is for the Generative AI feature.  In the menu on the left are highlighted links to Adobe's Firefly AI model.The screen you see when you open up Premiere Pro. Again, the biggest part of it is the giant "GENERATE B-ROLL" button directing you to AI bullshit. Right next to it is another link to Firefly.The homescreen for Creative Cloud. Virtually all of it is dedicated to getting you to generate shit in Firefly. There is a big pulsing button in the middle screaming at you to use Google's newest Gemini model.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Sigh. Called out for the second day in a row. While I *am* starting to feel a bit better, I’m developing a cough - and because the last time I developed one I was debilitated for two months… yeah. I am not taking any chances and resting as much as I possibly can.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
From the part of the Defunctland video on the Garfield Old Mill ride talking about riders making whoopee on that ride:

“Hi there!

<One long entire paragraph censored for being so vulgar it would have demonetized the video>

Hope this helps!”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After this week, I think I need a drink. Somebody, buy me a drink. paypal.me/nemalki
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Oh. Fun. I have a cough again. 😭
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Keep in mind YouTube tweaked its method of tracking “views” as counting people who saw like one second of it (inflating view counts) So it is very likely *worse* than what TNA pulled on Anthem
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Guess who had to call out sick again!!! ✨This girl✨ *hackcoughwheeze*
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Had a better funny name come into my head so, uh, new Halloween funny name is go!
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween funny name is go.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Paycheck came in so I treated myself to the pack that had Champion Pub (the arcade we use for league is adding it) so I can learn it. It came with Theatre of Magic which I remember from Pinball Arcade so I got in a game before work The scores are so inflated I have no idea if this is good?
Jess’ first Pinball FX game of Theatre of Magic.  She scores 379,952,670.

The point values in Theatre of Magic are completely ridiculous.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Decapitated Princess Jackie @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Egg.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 30/09/2026
Recently, I did a wonderful interview with the indefatigable @emilystjams.bsky.social about trans people's online information environment and why there are very strong incentives to spread panic. It was a wide-ranging discussion that I think is more relevant than ever.
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What's the matter with trans panic media?
Scholar Katherine Alejandra Cross on why it's so profitable to "sell panic to trans people."
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
And also they’re doing a machine switch at Barcade Fishtown. Addams Family is going out, they’re putting Champion Pub in
Champion Pub ready to be set up
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
New PB on Jaws
Jess’ high score on Jaws, 98,344,860
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
This is the biggest coffeehouse I’ve ever seen
The entrance to the La Colombe coffeehouse in Philly’s Northern Liberties neighborhood
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
The Homer outside the urban vintage clothing store is looking particularly stylish today
Homer in a gold sequin jacket and black pants.  He is wearing a Misfits cap.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
oh that's a Price is Right contestant wearing an AI generated shirt 🤢
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Scare casual Power Ranger fans by reminding them more than mmpr exist by posting a non-mmpr team
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Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue Team Pose
Alt: Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue Team Pose
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Billie Jean Sweeney @billiejsweeney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transphobia is designed by the right to drive a wedge bw Democratic constituencies to undermine women’s health care rights, racial equity, voting rights and climate science. It’s “magic” one of the main architects of the strategy brashly says. But if there ever was a spell, it’s wearing off
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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 24/06/2025
Anyone watching pre-1948 Looney Tunes today doesn't know how good they have it: Turner's prints were not in the best shape, and often looked very poor and faded compared to the post-1948s that WB had. It really did take WB getting them back to finally give those shorts the remaster they needed.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like absolute hell, dealing still with insane allergies, wicked GI issues, and frankly a bit of a hangover from last night lol But I don’t want to lose any standing with my bosses nor do I want to ask for cash on here so fuck if I’m going to work anyway
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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