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Jack Fortunato

@jacklaridian.bsky.social
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Humanist, Husband, Father, Lover of Movies, Music, Television, Internet. I like to keep it positive and follow mostly entertainment news. Currently obsessed with all things Mike Flanagan, but I contain multitudes. Opinions are subjective. Life is short.

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16mm Inferno @16mminferno.bsky.social · 1h
🎬 38 years ago (September 30, 1988) "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" premiered in the US! This delightful Horror/Comedy was directed by James Signorelli and stars the lovely Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, alongside William Morgan Sheppard, Daniel Greene, Jeff Conaway, Susan Kellermann & Edie McClurg!
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Michael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe it's the pun enthusiast in me, but I feel like there was a "Buffalo the Vampire Slayer" joke right there.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 2h
I see they got around their expensive CGI problem. 🤔
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Scarlett the Sapphic Sprigatito @moonhowler.northsky.social · 17h
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 4h
It's too early for Michael Jackson discourse. 💀
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Mark Anthony Austin @bobafettanhse.bsky.social · 4h
Lucky to have worked with this man twice in my career… #samraimi #sendhelp #behindthecamera
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⛧𝔚𝔶𝔯𝔡 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥⛧ @wyrdwordwitch666.bsky.social · 12h
Happy Wednesday #HorrorSky 🖤 The week is half dead...🪦
Ginger Fitzgerald: impaled through her ribs onto a white picket fence. She's wearing a school skirt and is giving you the finger. You can see her gaunch.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 5h
These are the people who don't care about music the way most of us do. They think of music as noise that plays in the background while they're coding. Bezos famously said he once grabbed a handful of CDs from a convenient store bin for a road trip, taking no care to pick out artists. Who does that?
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 5h
CRAWLERS starring Matilda Lutz has been Rated R for "violent content/bloody images, language and brief sexual material." A catastrophic infestation of venomous and deadly spiders sends an apartment building into lockdown. In theaters October 16.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 5h
I am ONCE AGAIN calling on a brave filmmaker to remake this film with an updated story about AI. 😎
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IGN @ign.com · 13h
Kane Parsons would like to have Backrooms get a limited series in order to pull of the liminal franchise's true ending. “There’s a few things that I would love to talk about when I can soon." bit.ly/4rDQTX2
A woman is being squeezed by beige walls that are closing in on her. Caption reads: Backrooms Director Wants a Limited Series to Pull Off Franchise's "Main Ending"
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The Horror Kween 👑 @thehorrorkween.bsky.social · 8h
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
Traci Lords, Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake, Darren E. Burrows and Kim McGuire in Cry-Baby (1990).  A teen musical romantic comedy film written and directed by John Waters.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 23h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Astarion Bg3
ALT: Astarion Bg3
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by Zac Mabry (@ZacMabry) that reads: "This plant-based alternative promises to help high schoolers stop vaping." Below the text is an image of a single lit, burning cigarette lying against a plain white background with a thin trail of smoke rising from the tip.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Sam Wilson @wilsonjacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is on message. Where is Schumer and Jeffries?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how pissed I would be if I paid to see this film AGAIN, and then found out one key scene was purposely left out if you didn't buy the PREMIUM ticket? 🤬
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its September 1st, which means ITS TIME FOR WATCHOWEEN! Every year between September 1st and October 31st, I try to watch as many horror movies as possible that I have either never seen or have not seen in at least 15 years. This is my ongoing thread! Watchoween 2026!!!
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOD, look at that disgusting AI-generated thumbnail. There are much better ways to use our drinking water. 🌍
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hmmm ... Dan Trachtenberg, you say? 🤔
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A dark, atmospheric photo of a wet grocery store parking lot at night with a single shopping cart containing a jug of milk in the foreground. Overhead, a large illuminated neon sign reads: "ONE DAY YOU'LL BUY SOME MILK, AND THAT MILK WILL OUTLAST DONALD TRUMP. MAY EVERY TRIP TO THE STORE BRING YOU HOPE."
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CaffeineIsLife @caffeineislife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse AI apparently putting people in danger with giving out their home addresses. The point about "if this was a woman", is especially frightening. Us women are already a target to some people, and this AI is just making it easier for the creeps. 😬
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Learn to identify AI slop. It looks too polished and busy. I'm seeing more and more Youtube thumbnails like this and I'm seeing more and more of these billboard ads. There are better ways to use our drinking water. 🌍
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 28/09/2026
What would it take for Melissa Barrera to return to the SCREAM franchise? New ownership: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/396924...
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'Scream's Melissa Barrera Reveals the Only Way She Would Return to the Franchise
The actor made it clear that she would love to reprise her role, but not under the leadership of Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Media Group.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did anyone watch Pac's final match on Saturday night? Did he take a head shot at all? Did he seem injured? To die suddenly the next morning is CRAZY. #AEW
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Joshua M. Patton🖤💛🖖 @joshuampatton.com · 28/09/2026
The penultimate episode of #Lanterns is less about the larger #DCU and more about its version of the iconic #GreenLantern character, Hal Jordan. It's one of the most powerful episodes of the series and sets up the finale impressively. #RenewLanterns fandomrising.com/202...
John Stwart on a desolate alien planet holding a skull from Lanterns
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ premiered on this day 39 years ago! (1987) Created by Gene Roddenberry. Cast: Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Brent Spiner, Denise Crosby, Wil Wheaton, Whoopi Goldberg, John de Lancie, & more. #OnThisDay
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched 'BACKROOMS' on HBO and it was not completely what I was expecting, but it was REALLY interesting. It gets very deep and you might need to watch it more than once, but I liked it. I just might have done the ending differently. 💀
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some people go to HELL to be tortured. Some go there to RULE. THE SEXECUTIONER is going there to RULE !!! 🤘 Also, FUCK CANCER and rest easy Chuck Vargas. 😔
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has anybody written the piece about how movies like Heart of the Beast and Good Dog now have to pre-announce "It's ok, audiences, the dog doesn't die!" Huge cultural shift from just 10-15 yrs ago when audiences who--I promise--LOVED DOGS JUST AS MUCH were perfectly fine with Marley & Me or whatever?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just found out Rhonda Shear has her own Roku channel. The Up All Night Network is 24 hours of cult, horror, comedy, action, independent flicks, podcasts and music videos. I can't think of a channel more catered to yours truly than this. 🅱️📽️
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'MURDERCISE' is everything you want in a horror comedy. Random nudity (shower scene during the opening credits), wild practical FX, terrible acting, even an appearance from legend, Ginger Lynn. The wild part is that this is part of a series of flicks like this directed by Angelica De Alba. 💀
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight's after hours horror movie is 'MURDERCISE' from 2023, a throwback to the days of low-budget slasher flicks from the 80s with gratuitous nudity and violence. It's so dumb it's bound to be FUN. Here's the trailer. 💀
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MURDERCISE Trailer - GenreBlast 2023
YouTube video by GenreBlast Film Festival
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait.. how much of our drinking water do data centers need to cool their servers again... and why are articles like this one suddenly a thing? 🤔 #FUCKAI #AI
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a stupid thing to get mad over. These are the same people who say shit like 'No one wants to work anymore' with no sense of irony. I wouldn't want to work for someone this petty and immature. 💅
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t really believe the rumor that James Gunn is looking at Mahershala Ali for J’onn J’onzz in the DCU, BUT, I honestly think he’d be better for Martian Manhunter than Blade. Especially since he’s my age (52). I said what I said.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif 🖤
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Lying on Bed
ALT: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Lying on Bed
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my all time favorite Christopher Reeve (BOTD in 1952) movies was a psychological puzzle of a film called 'DEATHTRAP' (with Michael Caine). 💀
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 75th birthday to Mark Hamill! 🥳🎂🎈
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's a great day to introduce yourself to THE TRIO. For a glorious few moments, Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris collaborated and created amazing music together. Start with 'Wildflowers' because that's what they were. 🥰
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christopher Reeve was born September 25, 1952.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This seems like such a small gesture, but it's really not. As someone who grew up poor, I knew there were things I was never gonna have the chance to do. Like go on a cruise or take a private plane somewhere. Little things like this give hope to the hopeless. 🥰
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight's after hours horror movie is 'MURDERCISE' from 2023, a throwback to the days of low-budget slasher flicks from the 80s with gratuitous nudity and violence. It's so dumb it's bound to be FUN. Here's the trailer. 💀
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MURDERCISE Trailer - GenreBlast 2023
YouTube video by GenreBlast Film Festival
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good Golly, Miss Dolly. 😍 Today is 9-2-5 (which we here at BlueSky deem to be Dolly Parton Day from here on out), so give us your favorite picture of this goddess who walked among us.
My queen, Dolly Parton in a sexy black corset from the film 'THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS'
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'Fuck Fortunado' which is exactly what Montresor did. 💀
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Thylacine-rescue, Samhain enthusiast 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @thylacine-rescue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is Nine two five - Dolly Parton Day! We sent a few dollars to her reading program in her memory. Free books to children? Wow. What a wonderful human being Dolly was.
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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