Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He doesn’t need Infinity Vision, he has perfect sight. 051
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@realinfowars.bsky.social I would give a reasonable amount of money if the Info Wars album was put onto a vinyl record. I guess I'll just have to stream it from BIG TECH until then. music.apple.com/us/album/inf...music.apple.comInfoWars: The Album by Nick Lutsko on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 8 Songs 240
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Been sitting thinking about how Disney did all those live action versions of movies to middling reviews, when they could have just made them Muppet movies. Muppet Moana. Muppet Cinderella. Muppet Lion King. Gonzo and Stitch. They could have done these and they’d probably have been pretty good. 110
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And then Info Wars: The Junior Novelization (with 8 pages of full color photos) 030
Reposted by Carl KlosterNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate 634377
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm glad it seems they kept from giving Link a voice in the Ocarina remake. But they should have gone one step further and given him signs like Wile E. Coyote. 020
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s 78 outside so why not make chili and eat it in the sun. Hell yah. 011
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you like reading about songs and what they mean to the person making them this is a dang good deal. Plus the cards are great and the pin is adorable. Best deal you’ll find today! 0133
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There are ways you can tell places that have a Sir Mix-A-Lot problem. 030
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Odyssey resonates with current movie goers because it is ultimately the story of an old man realizing how much he fucked up the world before leaving his kid to try and clean it up while he goes off to retire on a boat. 120
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026July has been making up for the huge bummer that June was. Looking forward to some neat things I get to be a part of in the near future. 040
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Look, the Fonz is cool. But I am not sitting on this thermos. 120
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Dang what a good ass time that was. Even with the contractural bebop. 2241
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Kind of mad at myself I didn't order two. One to wear of course. And one to burn in tribute. Or tie-dye. One of those two equal things. store.theonion.com/products/inf...store.theonion.comInfoWars Elf T-ShirtShow your support for InfoWars and flagrant contempt for intellectual property law by wearing this shirt ILLEGALLY featuring the InfoWars Elf, an UNOFFICIAL character that has NOT been cleared to appe... 071
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sometimes I drive by the McDonald's that has a big glass wedge shape on the front of it. That wedge had a purpose, in it sat a grand piano and a Mac Tonight animatronic. I don't know where I'm going with this. I just miss animatronics in restaurants. 061
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hey Seattle area folks! Join me in seeing @nicklutsko.bsky.social July 17th! Add on the VIP meet and greet to your ticket to join me in the crowd and I will gladly give you a Nick Lutsko holographic trading card if you come say hi. (Unless TSA confiscates them from my luggage) 3172
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026In the immortal words of The Smash Mouths: "Only shooting stars break the mold" Gone too soon Infowars Elf. www.infowarself.cominfowarself.com 2233
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026C’mon infowarriors, make him play the dang elf song live. 0376
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sometimes the world sucks but at least I get to still be enraptured by simple things like water vapor floating through the atmosphere. 020
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Man, this would be a fun gig if I felt I could give it the time it deserves. And my demo reel would only consist of: youtu.be/xF2TcxWx-24youtu.beHow Many? AdYouTube video by Carl Kloster 141
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Felt right to put my new Tux and Fanny painting up on the wall with a 5.25” floppy disc and a Don Hertzfeldt print. Thanks for helping make my office a friendlier place @albertbirney.bsky.social 092
Reposted by Carl KlosterNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Congrats Steven on your new film. I’ll be in Hollywood playing the Peppermint Club in exactly one month 58211
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I had to say goodbye to this wonderful guy yesterday and it sucks. Hug your loved ones. Scritch behind their ears. Every moment might be a memory worth keeping. 340
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Had a good idea for a straight to streaming horror movie. 100
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Eagerly waiting for my freeblockbuster.org box to ship. I bought some used dvd lots off eBay to build up a stock (in addition to ripping them for my jellyfin server) and I just want to set it up in my yard. 010
Reposted by Carl KlosterAlbert Birney @albertbirney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026@kentuckeraudley.bsky.social and I have started a Patreon and Substack - called * Person House is Making Movies * It's an inside glimpse at our creative process & films in development. There will be exclusive new stuff every week. First vid is live now, including images/animation from a new film 🐰🥚 172
Reposted by Carl Kloster𓆏 Now on vinyl | A Short Hike: Piano Collection @stumpyfrog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices." Tomorrow. 1355
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Gonna be sad as hell when my water bottle can’t handle any more stickers. 130
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My friends need to STOP BEING SICK so I can get this going myself but, Land of Eem pdfs (core rulebook, bestiary, sandbox and more) for ~$18 is a steal. Reading it makes me excited to run it. I don’t know how I can hype it more than that. Also the art is a treat! bundleofholding.com/presents/Lan...bundleofholding.comLand of Eem BundleAdventurer! This all-new Land of Eem Bundle presents Land of Eem, the whimsical tabletop fantasy roleplaying game of colorful characters exploring the Mucklands from Star & Flame Games and Exalted Fun... 020
Reposted by Carl KlosterNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Last call on helping me win another WEBBY VOTE: tinyurl.com/4xdadcjx 2267
Reposted by Carl KlosterWendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028. 46101152821
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I want to drink the expired in 2016 misshapen Crystal Pepsi in my basement. 330
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This was really good. I bought the standee version of Oathsworn after watching NPI's review and I'm glad I went mini-less. So often I (still) fall into the trap of wanting little plastic guys, but I've been trying to do that less. 120
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Watching the Artemis II launch was inspiring as sometimes I would also like to leave this planet. 040
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I somehow didn’t take a single photo during the @nicklutsko.bsky.social show in Philly last night. I did get a great shot of trading card trades happening before the show. But I gotta say, the place went ELECTRIC for those 60 seconds of bebop during the show. 270
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Went to the Franklin Institute and left some Desmonds on the interactive exhibits. 010
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Very disappointed at the lack of screaming out about Big Nick Big Tour. It’s like nobody wants to win Garth cards. 110
