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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So my 7 year old got K-pop demon Hunters Polly Pockets for her birthday, but I love that the Polly Pocket people did this 🤣 "Superstar Flavor" "Spice Queen" "HAMBURGER"

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Aaaand I got scammed. Out $20. I hate people. Fuck this guy.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Why is it people on FB Marketplace always want to get as difficult as possible? Im just trying to get a Red Bull Fridge 😮‍💨

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

THIS IS NOT A DRILL- DISNEY HAS FINALLY ADDED THE OG 'UNDER WRAPS' (1997) TO DISNEY+ AFTER YEARS OF DEMANDS!

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yayyyy I wonder if they're going to do any new releases or just pump out a bunch of reissues

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My entire youth was spent having people assume I was a stoner, meanwhile I was straight edge until I was 19 and even after that I just drank 🙄

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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't often repost from news outlets, but this is a good one.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

After her big party at Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday, we spent our Sunday running around the Please Touch Museum to celebrate this girls seventh birthday! It also happened to be the Museum's birthday too! We had the perfect day to celebrate one of The Spud's favorite places on her special day 😁

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This weekend The Spud turned SEVEN! It has been an insane seven years of adventures with my favorite little potato, but so far shes been preeeetty perfect. I count myself lucky every day that I get to be HER Dad. Here's hoping her seventh year leads to more wonderful journeys! #birthday #dadlife

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

October 1st means celebrating appropriately. The orange ones legitimately taste better than any other kind, I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️ 👻 💀 🎃 🧙‍♀️

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Officially one month in and over halfway to my goal of watching 100 Horror Movies I've never seen before! This is Watchoween!

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Killer Stab

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There are two types of people; those who have seen 'Requiem for a Dream' and are scarred for life, and those who have not seen the movie.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It seems that EVERY PREORDER is arriving this week, so If anyone needs anything feel free to assist 😅 shoot me offers and I will hook you up www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...

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Security Measure | eBay

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It took them way too long to make these two amzn.to/4ynCaSG amzn.to/4iRGsNr

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whoever is occupying the space above our warehouse decided that today is the day they're going to do a bunch moving stuff around and dropping it, I feel like Im inside of a dryer right now

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy 10th Anniversary to time that I let Skeletor borrow my phone charger and told him "I HAVE THE POWER!"

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The terror train keeps on rolling as Im now nearly 40 films deep for the season and almost halfway to my goal!

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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's just trying to enjoy a Coldplay concert with his girlfriend. Come on guys, leave him alone!

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hate to nitpick but @toddmcfarlane.bsky.social these boots are HIGHLY incorrect for HUSH Catwoman 🫤

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When they take away my Churro Coffee, I think I'm going to die a little inside. A little more anyway.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wawa discontinued both their Taco Beef AND Southwestern BBQ Sauce this week and my morning breakfast burritos are ruined.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with the fact that I'm willing to drive over an hour each way to pick shit like this up from Facebook Marketplace.

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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

David Ellison is moving one of the most storied studios in the history of Hollywood out of California because he is a pissy little bitch. Just another reason why I will never work for this nepo baby fuck.

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Paramount To Leave California Amid Antitrust Battle & Stalled Warner Bros Merger

Leaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO wold take his Paramount ball & leave California if state AGs didn't back off on their antitrust suit

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It brings me so much joy to have stumbled upon a Burger King that has THIS GOOD of a playback still!

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TFNation @tfnationltd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

On this day in 1996, Beast Wars began its regular TV release! … Wait, what do you mean that was 30 years ago?! tfnation.com/TFN-Swi... #TFNation #Transformers

Image shows the cover used for the Beast Wars Season 1 collection.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Most of my pickups from RetroCon! Happy birthday to me indeed! I scored a SHOCKING amount of Robins (to snag SEVEN Robin items in one day is NUTS), plus a number of Batman Beyond figures I missed (including the rare translucent one!) and even a McFarlane Johnny Quest figure! What a great haul

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Had an amazing day at RetroCon for my birthday yesterday! Got to see lots of old friends and see a ton of cool stuff! I definitely didn't take enough pictures 😅

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Onward to Retrocon! Repping the 90s HARD today! Fit check!

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It is officially my birthday. I have entered the final year of my 30s and I still have no idea what Im doing. I'm spending my entire day tomorrow hunting for old toys and nerd junk because this is who I am. If you want to send $ for birthday treats at Retrocon, that would be pretty cool 👀

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Please check out the insane amount of inventory in my store! I have Retrocon this weekend and the more I sell between now and tomorrow the more I'm able to spend at the convention! www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

22 movies in out of 100! And its only the 10th of September? Let's goooo

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy birthday to me on Saturday 💯

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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

On September 10, 1994, TV show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' aired episode "Banjo"

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey everybody, I've got RetroCon this weekend and hope to see you all there! In the meantime, buy some of my cool stuff from my store so that I can afford to buy new cool stuff to enjoy! Did I mentioned Saturday is my birthday? www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Holy shiiiiiit I *NEED* this. No idea where it'd go, but good lord I need it www.halloweencostumes.com/brundlefly-t...

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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It is certainly a choice to drop "Dead Optimus Prime" this week specifically.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Spooktacular Saturday Morning with coffee, bagels, and horror movies. The marathon continues!

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Neon Splatter @neonsplatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Afternoon Delights: GoFundMe—Help Kiley Cover Medical Treatments Please donate and share to help a member of our Neon Splatter family. www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

See THIS is what I was missing. Hasbro jumped in half cocked, barely did anything with the brand, and now Jazwares has reclaimed the crown to give us more amazing ridiculousness

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Its September 1st, which means ITS TIME FOR WATCHOWEEN! Every year between September 1st and October 31st, I try to watch as many horror movies as possible that I have either never seen or have not seen in at least 15 years. This is my ongoing thread! Watchoween 2026!!!

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