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Lazybrian

@lazybrian.bsky.social
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Gen X Gay Sarcastic "I don't want to" Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.

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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 4h
I posted this to a kitchen group on reddit of funny produce labels and it evolved into a furries in kitchens discussion that I wasn't ready for.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 7h
A friend just referred to herself as a "Vibes Medusa". Ha!
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10h
29 Sep 2026
Heathcliff approaches the meat store in a brown blimp that says BEEF CIDER in big yellow letters along its side. Two employees watch him, and one says "I love this time of year."
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Terry Buckalew @terrybuckalew.bsky.social · 14h
The Elaine, Arkansas Massacre began September 30, 1919. Multi-day conflict arose after local black sharecroppers attempted to form a Union. Many* black people killed by white people. *widely varying estimates (Terry Buckalew photos from Elaine 2005-2010) share.google/Uy1VrBOc2BxC...
Downtown Elaine, Arkansas Lee’s Grocery, now the Elaine Cultural CenterFong’s GroceryRoad Kill Stew Supper
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A beautiful name for a baby boy.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who? Riley Gaines is not real. She's AI.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fly by Sugar Ray comes on and I'm immediately carrying trays of fajitas around Ruby Tuesday's and cursing the 14yo girl that ordered them.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see those AMA on reddit with the person holding up a piece of paper it always reminds me of the "I was a bad dog." posts that people do.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My boomer boss discovered he could change the text size on the tablet and now it's like two words per screen.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My philodendron looks terrific.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL there is a SNLUK. Lorne Michaels can't make fun of his good friend Donald so he exports his shitty show to another country.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶at 1521 Merrill Drive. Taste of China🎶
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"... she's from Texas, I can tell ..." She had a longhorns tramp stamp and keeps bragging that her daddy own six Sonic franchises.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Discover Feed: "Look at this. puppy. He was left in a vat of acid for four days." "Look at this kitten. She had her eyes poked out with knitting needles." People that need to see that shit are sick fucks.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, we made politicians celebrities and now all the politicians want to be celebrities.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you want a replicator for food reasons, mess hall. If you want a replicator for goods reasons, supply officer. If you want a replicator for nefarious reasons, Quark. I, personally, would be in the Maquis. I have a defiance disorder.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't work for someone who said that the third most important thing to them is beer.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"They are dead. They are gone. No one lasts forever." David Cronenberg
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is completely believable. People in the building I work in can charge their coffee to the payroll account with their SSN. Many of the under 30s have a note in their phone of their SSN because they can't remember it.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's amazing that I even have a opinion about this. But, Ami Kusakari of Sakanaction is so bad ass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxqY...
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サカナクション / 忘れられないの -Music Video-
YouTube video by サカナクション sakanaction
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my popular posters, Empty Bowls! It's not just about a fair day's kibble! If you like my work please follow me here for more and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com Thank you, Cats of Yore.
An early 20th-century cat propaganda poster. A grey cat in worker garb stands in the foreground pointing at a large, empty bowl. In the background is a factory city whose workers are pouring into the streets. The cat asks the viewer through the top text of the poster "The owners have taken our labour, our life. And in return?" It is answered in bold text in the middle of the poster with "Empty Bowls!"
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My device says this is 22 years ago.
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Peter Marra @thepetermarra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get Ghosted by Roz Hernandez in Detroit for FREE!
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Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back to School painting! This is the Mead "Rad Dog" branded Trapper Keeper from I think 1989. I god this for school that fall and felt like the coolest person on Earth.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One time a friend of mine had a guy who was into her. She moved out of state and after a month or so he shaved his beard and mailed it to her in a Ziploc.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good luck to the happy couple. They....deserve each other.
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a!v¡n @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CORRECTION: A town founded by Italian immigrants -- a tiny town that's super way proud of being founded by immigrants and of celebrating its immigrant heritage -- doesn't like other kinds of immigrants. #arnews
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Capitalism got me gal.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The water pump conked out and I thought I might have to kill the whole thing. But I was able to pull the old one out and get a new one in without disturbing most of it. I'll put in new plants on the left in a few days.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.history.com/articles/dut...
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This Teenager Killed Nazis With Her Sister During WWII | HISTORY
Freddie and Truus Oversteegen sometimes ambushed Nazi officers from their bicycles—and never revealed how many they h...
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And a queen was crowned.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretzels give you plaque.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You don't watch a Ryan Murphy Production. That is all
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people. A building.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Upon reflection Starship Troopers is a bad movie. And with a little research I think Paul Verhoeven makes bad movies.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I watched Starship Troopers which I don't think I've seen before. Denise Richards blank face is upsetting. I can't take NPH seriously ever. I think I was expecting more of a sci-fi movie and not a war movie.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Truly, San Francisco in 2003 was lit.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't start fires with my mind so, yes, 20 year old me would be very disappointed.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Currently obsessed with that snippet of a song at the end of Card Declined on the new Charlie XCX. It's so Juliana Hatfield.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm getting football posts in my Reddit feed and all the Razorback fans are crashing out and it's so funny.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'all, I really thought Pink was Black for a long time.
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Justin Losacco @justinlosacco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No contest
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My Favorite
Alt: Megan Mullally as Karen Walker from Will & Grace giving a thumbs up and grabbing a bottle of wine
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's feet look like this.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As long as he doesn't smile Jake Busey could get it.
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Oscar Drill and the Bits will not be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, all y'all with those bird feeder cams that get the birds real close-up, BIRDS ARE NOT CUTE REAL CLOSE-UP!
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