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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 23h

First comes love, then marriage, then the pitter-patter of little feet. Hobgoblins are on the roof.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Too big to fail, just the right size to cry under a desk

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here are some bad images of some new patches I'm making. Also I will be at FAN EXPO in Toronto City this weekend! Come and experience the crushing stench of fandom with me!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

everything is big and also small and that's annoying

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Stay focussed on your dreams and the nightmares surely won't consume you!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It is important to make space to honour these feelings

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

me and the boys being uncouth and inappropriate in small claims court

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Hey did you ever hear about these words? Just trying them out for the first time. Let me know how they make you feel. Also, did you know I will be sponsoring the first ever @torontoshitshow on October 17th and I will have things with forbidden words on them

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Christopher Nolan could never make these silly stickers and things, but I could 100% direct the Odyssey. I just don't have the time right now, but if I did, my version would have WAY more nipples and also Garfield would be in it.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Let me get this straight, when I harbour parasites and shit all over your trash, I'm an "unsafe person," and "banned from the library," but when Jimothy does it he's a folk icon? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

you can always bite the hand if it tries to feed you dogshit

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

finally the time for diarrhea jokes is upon us

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Did anyone ever try making a potion to turn Stephen King into Stéfan King, so he’d be all cool and suave and kiss girls instead of writing creepy dork cocaine loser stories?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Go ahead and ask her for corn. Consequences tbd

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

OK I have made all the pretend bumper stickers (which everyone loved) into nearly real bumper stickers which you can now preorder on my internet place. I also added some new ones that nobody asked for. I like to imagine I'm making these for one specific person. There are even more than these.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'm going to print all the bumper sticker designs I shared the other day and I'll get them on my site next week for preorder, but I always do this thing when it's time to order stuff where I can't stop making new things to add to that order (thus delaying everything,) so here are some new things.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Sun + dad to all who toil under hot orbs

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I sell a lot of my LIGHTHOUSE stickers to gift shops in the maritimes, so I figured I should CASH THE FUCK in on this local landmark + feelings theme. Are any of these resonating with the sense of identity you derive from your regional geography? How do rivers make you feel? Horny, obviously

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

What's your favourite boat/place to be sad in/on?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Please be reminded that STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN is a real book, and presently, if you acquire one, you will also get an array of disturbing pamphlets and artifacts FOR FREE. Also, keep in mind that I will be vending at @torontocomics all weekend, in Toronto. Starting today.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

One time I made a real book, and for the month of June, if you get this book you will also get the very excellent and confusing EPHEMERA PACK FOR FREE. The ephemera pack is a package of documents and printed matter from the world of My Tiny Town, where everything is substandard.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Rare YELLOW MOMENT happening now. Are you witnessing it? New dayglo stickers have appeared on the old commerce engine. Fetch one for your soap box racer, your hot water heater or your silo. ALSO I am going to be at TCAF (@torontocomics) this weekend.

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themolluskk @themolluskk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Oh snap I spotted an @arcanebullshit.bsky.social sticker in the wild!

A navy blue suv with lots of colourful bumper stickers, one of which is the excellent Cursed Bog sticker by Arcane Bullshit

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Does anybody else feel sad and insane sometimes? It's either because I am on this app, or maybe because Gladys at potatosaladfactorydirect.com has started putting mercury in her potato salad, which she says is to offset the effects of Gemini Season and the upcoming Saturn retrograde

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Paté museum security has gotten really strict ever since the big Foie Gras guzzling incident. Thanks to everyone who visited me at the Oddities & Curiosities Expo in Toronto over the weekend. It's really nice to meet people face-to-face and experience their discomfort and confusion in real time!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I'm at the wonderful @odditiesandcuriositiesexpo in Toronto this weekend. Everyone there is very nice even when they are doing commerce. In honor of all the people who have been nice, bumper stickers are only 5 dollars on my website for the rest of the weekend and probably Monday too.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

If you make enough weird shit, it will eventually become relevant

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I need help what are the lyrics to the freaky frog sex song?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

trying to manipulate the global poster market by starting a war with Gustav Klimt

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

thank you for bringing this to my attention

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Updating a bunch of old designs but I also snuck in a couple new ones just for fun. You like fun, right? If you ask for it, I will probably put all of this stuff on stuff.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just as the human doesn't breath humanygen, the ox doesn't breathe oxygen.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

If you're writing a movie and you want a character to seem really cool and smart, every time they return to their house, their mailbox should be full of acceptance letters from ivy league schools that they DIDN'T apply to, and they should just throw them in the trash.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You see a lot of headlines about Area Man, but they’re suspiciously silent about Circumference Man

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Here are a bunch of things. It feels like nobody gets to see my stuff anymore, but that's ok because it's just for me. I am just having fun by myself and certainly not trying to earn a living amidst the various terrors. Please DO NOT click the hyperlink in my bio and peruse ANYTHING. DON'T DO THAT

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

If crimes committed on the moon or in the name of the moon are real crimes, then lock me up!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Real misfortune enjoyers know that every day is Friday the 13th

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

When you get a green arrow and all the left turners all turn in a perfectly synchronized arc, those are your boys for life. That’s your squad. You are married.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Women, I am so sorry I missed International Women's ' day. To apologize, I have spent several minutes categorizing and stereotyping you.

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