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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Call me Balboa because I’m an Igneous Ignoramus who attended public school in Mississippi and my grasp of the English language was…
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JD Ryznar @jdryznar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oxygen is what we breathe.”
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck are these monsters drinking? (40 in 4 months)
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gonzo Gorgon @medusamidnight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Loved Me The Spy Who Could Take Me Or Leave Me The Spy Who Was Nice To My Face, But He Was Putting It About That I Was The One Who Fucked The Microwave Up The Spy Who Honestly Wouldn't Piss On Me If I Was On Fire
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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · 03/10/2026
Homie what set you from
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darth Vader in two panels asking, “Where is Kingo?” “Is he safe?”
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“He’s just like me.” (derogatory)
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a sucker for music mockumentaries, one of my favorite discoveries from last year.
PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING

Poster for the British series featuring radio hosts that dream of becoming Jay-Z.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The old two arms clenching meme, one arm is The Prisoner and the other is Bob Seger, they agree that “I’m a man, not a number”
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile in the Chicago suburbs, 100mg cans of ego-death soda.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Babe, wake up, the LEGO Dragon Ball set finally leaked.” #lego
Shenron and Goku LEGO Set
I used to pray for times like this
MEEK MILL DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your historical data are incomplete if you do not include the graveyards.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
You: getting your mind blown that Budnick from Salute Your Shorts helped save John Connor in Terminator 2 Me: getting my mind blown that Danny Cooksey was the voice of Montana Max in Tiny Toon Adventures
youtube.com
Montana Max's Introduction
YouTube video by Sarah’s Cartoon Archive
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*solomnly* yes.
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 DRINKS to improve your GUT HEALTH FAST 🚀 #guthealth #probiotics #microbiome
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Lazybrian @lazybrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Strange New Worlds is insane for this puppet.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
r/FishingRVA
u/LongMomo67 • 7d • i.redd.it
"Snakehead being reported in the James River" The humble blue catfish:
Join
You don't seem to understand.
The James River
isn't yours to conquer.
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Leah J. Williams @legenette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
could a depressed person do this
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Scot friend asked me if I preferred UK cuisine to US cuisine and informed him that the question is ridiculous because there’s too much US food for a question to be fair.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What We Do In The Shadow Cabinet (2026)
Energy Vampire Kevin HassettEnergy Vampire Colin Robinson, his twin brother
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
About to start the episode. Had hoped my horny robot album I found in March made the cut.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@thomas_violence
committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 31/07/2026
Some of you need to worry less about "the face" and more about facing your 40s
meme. bored wojak next to copy that reads "bask liqueur made with wormwood"

fired up wojak wearing a chicago hat annd freaking out next to copy that reads malort
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What's that? A reason to post clips from an episode of Yacht Rock?! Don't mind if I do!
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@museumjoe.bsky.social I present… the wild journey of an Ice Cream Maker to a buyer who lived an hour away.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Ted Danson show "Mr. Mayor" was going to about Jack Donaghy. Prossibly the only time in history where passing on a spinoff was a domino leading to a death and a manslaughter trial.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The first panel is a business card reading: Info Wars Elf - Made of Cartoon - No feasting on the elderly.
The second panel is the cartoon Info Wars Elf saying "Oh! They got this all screwed up!"
The third panel is the real Info Wars Elf writing with a red pen.
The fourth panel is a hand holding out the altered business card that reads: Info Wars Elf - Made of cartoon? - No, feasting on the elderly!
Yes, it's the Lionel Hutz gag from The Simpsons.
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Mary Anne Butler @fivefootmab.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Neuromancer looks amazing
bad-influencers.com
Apple TV's "Neuromancer" Gets Official Full Teaser
The first full teaser for Apple TV’s upcoming adaptation of William Gibson‘s seminal “Neuromancer” is here! Callum Turner (“Masters of the Air“) stars as Case, a damaged, top-rung super-hacker who is ...
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/07/2026
Warhammer 40K ass reality
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Learning new generations are flocking to Totoro:
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s Always Sunny in Edinburgh, Scotland.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
NO LIES DETECTED
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5urt5ey.bsky.social @5urt5ey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The cocaine in Spain is hidden in plantains
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Staying at a nearby hotel for a wedding, signage finally went up in the last few days.)
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Minor sponsorships in the past (I think), but the first major sponsorship for Underbelly Bristo Square. sltn.co.uk/2026/05/05/b...
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BrewDog partners with Underbelly at this year's Edinburgh Fringe
The Edinburgh Fringe activation will mark the brand’s return to the public eye following its parent company's collapse into administration in February
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@dinfontay.com 4 months after the Tilray’s purchase of Brewdog, and the Edinburgh Fringe temporary beer gardens are being assembled for the first time with Brewdog branding. Something that maybe should have happened years earlier… at a major Scottish Festival.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Real heads know this genre as "Africadabra." @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social @jdryznar.bsky.social
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Aids Random
ALT: Aids Random
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Split the G, or… Cum Together?
Pint glass at The Guilford Arms pub in Edinburgh.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 19/07/2026
the american drinking public thirsts for a hard tea brand bold enough to show hole
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy Gillian Anderson in a LEGO Promo Video Day to all who celebrate.
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just learned one of Jon Bon Jovi’s earliest recording credits is singing lead vocals for “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas” and I am not well. youtu.be/KAQ-VZUdiqg?...
youtu.be
R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas
YouTube video by ThePeacekeeperj3l
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MPB @blackness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mad respect for Charizard.
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 17/07/2026
practically the first thing we did when we bought this place was start degreying it, and we'd already gone out of our way to avoid places that had installed that shit awful grey flooring. millennial grey my ass
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