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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/10/2026
The one time a year the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America will mention his name.
For Immediate Release
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Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus
The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.
The ATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining , mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame
Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "ltalian" does that?
Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves," the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed,
As of this time, the IATUOA Davinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that ltalian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 14h
You keep poison dart frogs as pets?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16h
A couple people have asked me to provide some more specifics about what "the Dave & Busters of blowjobs" means. I will not
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20h
live masc with the new crunchbinder supreme
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
and I stand with the hectoring, pedantic weirdos. they are the thin blue line that's keeping this place unprofitable and therefore okay to look at during work hours
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 17h
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 23h
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone in creative work for hire knows most of the job is clients asking you for something bad and stupid and you figuring out how to make something completely different while convincing them it's what they asked for. The AI era means everyone gets to see what clients actually want
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A costumed woman with white hair is thrown face first into a concrete pilar, snapping it in half. Sound effect: "CHUD".
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guarantee you this was a preemptive defense against the Ellison failson just immediately fucking nuking the entire archives into oblivion.
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Tobias Lind @lindtobias.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Legit one of the funniest examples of
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AVENGING SPIRIT JALECO 1991 (Captured on Game Boy Pocket) Shout-out @yokoikids.bsky.social game of the month
The Spirit, who is Avenging, is strolling through the park in the city
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is a genuinely infuriating drink to make as a bartender because exactly nobody means the same thing when they say they want a martini and absolutely nobody has any idea of how dirty they actually want it
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
found a scan of it, at least
ASA Safety Code And Requirements For Dry Martinis, dated August 31, 1966, Sponsored By The Water Conservation Leaguelist of Organizations Represented, including The Olive Institute, The Vermouth Council, The Yankee Know-How Institute, The American Society of Bar Supporters, etcparagraph 5.2.3 from the Dry Martini Standard, "Radiation Mixing: place a 60 watt incandescent light bulb 9 inches from a sealed bottle of vermouth, then 23 inches from the vermouth place a sealed bottle of gin. Illuminate the gin with the vermouth for 7 to 16 seconds"
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it
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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 10/10/2026
so good
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
See also: Constant surveillance whether from cop cams or pervert glasses
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to dunk-quote on this person, but actually, this is a perfect illustration of the problem. we can't become accustomed to or expect or concede constant monitoring from armed troops as we go about our business. it should always make us recoil. there's danger in it becoming unremarkable.
screenshot of a post that reads "Not to be all "you're getting sold" National Guard troops spend all day standing in out of the way corners of DC. Not great that they're standing in front of a ballot drop box, but c'mon, people, use some common sense. They're not stopping anyone from dropping something off." it is a quote-post of a post from the DC Council that says "this is clearly not acceptable" and features a photo of national guard members standing around a ballot box in Foggy Bottom
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Positive post on Philly Walked 20m from home down fairly pleasant streets, had a wood-fired baked bagel, did a walk around Rittenhouse with a craft fair, walked by the Friday prayers at a neighborhood mosque, Vietnamese lunch, Halloween decorations, a Catholic Church, countless murals
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bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 10/10/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore a rich person must never make a societal decision.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one reason I'm running out of hard drive space is Windows keeps downloading AI bullshit and AI bullshit is also the reason I can't afford more hard drive space
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Ken Fang -- Very Asian @fangsbites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Angel Reese in the postgame interview on ESPN saying she manifested the finals. And indeed she did.
"manifesting the finals >>>"
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The pool It destroyed its fence Yes YES The pool is out
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026
Mav saluting at Ice’s funeral
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 07/10/2026
We may cover this tomorrow, but I just wanted to signal boost this. After months of pushing the administration to make good on its promises for trans youth, NYC appears to be taking steps to do so. I do believe the city can be doing much more, but this is a wonderful start from Mayor Mamdani.
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone at Gawker thought the same thing about TGI Friday's never ending apps in 2014 and put it to the test (Gawker archive link, not to the zombie Gawker of today)
gawkerarchives.com
My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in wh...
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some fans get *real mad* when you talk about this but that doesn't make it any less true.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scholastic exists to sideload mediocre YA fiction into schools en masse and make it look organic. That’s how we got HP the first time, no matter how much people want to believe it was just whimsy and mass appeal.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thought they meant Al Anon and.. what a way to fall off the wagon
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, I'm depressed and would like to have $856 dollars (which I might spend on meds I'm not on because my insurance won't cover them). lol They need better ad targeting
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Simply too many Michael McDonalds to be legible
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its drunk blue jay tuesday
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what I need to do with my early 80s road bike. So prettttty. 🤩
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those early Hawkwind albums are a trip bc everyone is playing dosed-to-the-gills psychonaut space rock except for Lemmy who for all intents and purposes is already in Motörhead. The net result sounds like voyaging to Alpha Centauri on a Harley. It’s basically what Lobo hears in his head all day.
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bicyclekix.bsky.social @bicyclekix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems like a field that attracts people with a lot of self-loathing and unhealthy coping mechanisms and if they get success instead of finding healthy ways to mature they just gain more power to weaponize it against others. Kinda like the tech CEOs, actually.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing I learned most during Me Too and Woke 1 is that there seem to be A LOT of stand up comics who are disgusting pieces of shit. More than just actors generally, stand up comics seem to be the worst.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lauren Ibsen would be a great name for a generic protagonist
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 04/10/2026
like i was legitimately trying to escalate this shit through appropriate channels like a professional grown up adult and it turns out there uhhhh…. aren’t any
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 04/10/2026
FUN FACT ! THE HEAD OF COMMS FUCKING QUIT OR WAS FIRED PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO DO HIS MOTHERFUCKING JOB
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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