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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28m
Went outside because I realized I forgot to get the mail and hey, we have an unwanted visitor right in front of my house
It’s a coyote
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 1h
They’ve got a new mural up at Eat Fantastic in Tustin to go along with the Kobe mural on the other side of the building
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 3h
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 23h
hell yeah dudes rock
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Kevin Reuning @reuning.bsky.social · 4h
Problem solved
Those documents argue systems were exposed and some information was withheld; they are not the same as a completed official finding that 2020 vote totals were switched or that the certified result was reversed.

Bottom line: Federal assessments after 2020 found no evidence that foreign actors or voting machines changed the outcome. Isolated fraud cases exist. Later White House releases dispute how much risk and data compromise were disclosed. I cannot verify a government finding that the 2020 election was stolen.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 5h
Good news for you Dodger-haters: it was a bad idea for them to win 100 games
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 11h
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 12h
I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 13h
The current discourse is preferable to this
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 13h
Half the guys in my frat were closeted and fooling around with each other, true brotherhood imo
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 13h
This set will take 500 days to build, with the instructions telling you to only put together an average of 3.5 bricks per day
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
“the person who is CEO at the time a company goes public will, until their death, have sole power over company decisions, regardless of how much investment they have taken from the public” was just never how any of this was intended to work and it is a catastrophe for corporate governance
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13h
this is a fascinating way to say "they are paying a toll under the table"
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 14h
I hate this
nytimes.com
Miami (Ohio) has big MAC money, bigger ambitions. Can it climb the college sports ladder? (Gift Article)
The RedHawks have been in the Mid-American Conference since 1947. Amid college sports changes, they goals of making a leap. Here's how.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 14h
NYT confirming this for me
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 23h
WE ARE ALL YELLING
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She schonbuch on my hallissy till I ferch
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Costco price. Good lord.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OH LAWD HE PINBALLIN’
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every single team but one: video of it, even back to the 70s The Browns: 1 second of a newspaper clipping from 1957
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao Domino’s discounts like it’s tuition at a lower-tier SLAC
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thing that works 3/4 of the time: when you stop at a gas station you don’t have a loyalty account for, just put in [local area code] 867-5309 for your loyalty phone number.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scott Satterfield to USC when
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026
checking in on the Vikings subreddit after hearing the JJ McCarthy trade news
reply 1: my dad is predicting Herbert to be a Viking next year 

reply 2: my dad is an alcoholic and is passed out in the front yard
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Los Angeles, the home of pastrami (accurate)
latimes.com
The nation's best pastrami? Find it at Langer's Deli, this year's L.A. Times Gold Award winner
L.A. Times 2026 Gold Award honoree Norm Langer has kept the deli his parents opened in 1947 a welcoming place for all of Los Angeles. Oh, and it serves the nation's finest pastrami, according to the l...
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RETVRN
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, if you want to fact check our “smears,” there’s a whole page for that. Feel free to share with your friends in Orange County!
graceyvandercorrupt.com
Gracey Van Der Corrupt
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feel like I’m gonna win this week
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wore my COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB shirt to Target today. Two guys walked by me and one said to the other “I can’t believe someone would wear a shirt about cockfighting!”
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GOHUSKIESWOOOOO @gohuskieswooooo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their fucking manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay I wasn’t watching so what exactly transpired in those last 10 seconds
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/09/2026
There's a surprise second left on the clock folks what is this Big Ten football
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/09/2026
The biggest money making team got some last-minute bullshit in its favor folks what is this Big Ten football
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/Ozzy Osbourne voice Out there intercepting passes Just like Hezekiah Masses
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stephen Miller banning the Catholic Church over Agnus DEI
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh. Turns out there’s a USC that can punish people appropriately.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4th and
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never has the grounding been so intentional
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well that time it was more like a wooden nickel than a dime
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And has WHEELS
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