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Benevolent Loser

@benevolentloser.bsky.social
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uncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leyla.money · 04/10/2026
i'm about to achieve levels of cosy heretofore undiscovered. i am going to power through this terminal sleepiness to achieve the clean sheets - clean jammies - clean me trifecta. i am going to heat up apple cider with a stick of cinnamon. the Outside Grey will not defeat me
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chilling with the little homie
Chickadee on my hand, looking at some sunflower seeds
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 6h
john oliver says nothing about nz's world-class covid response but the second we make a sheep mascot with fuck-me eyes and baddie lashes OH LOOK WHO IT IS
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 9h
thank you for bedazzling "Rosé All Day" in script on this flawless 60s selvedge ranchcraft jacket. no one would have ever wanted it otherwise
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026
Your mom spends fifteen thousand dollars a month bringing flowers to this place every Sunday
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
mfw my face has been alternating between these two expressions all day
Jim Varney as Auntie NeldaScarlett Johansson as marriage story crying meme
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t let life get you down. it doesn’t matter that you fucked it all up. it doesn’t matter if you‘re a lazy piece of shit. who cares if you don’t know anything. it doesn’t matter if you look fucked up and insane. sure maybe you can’t do it and maybe there’s no hope of anything getting better and
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am informed by the kindergarten teacher that the jacket is the Talk Of The School Faculty
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I was the principal of a school and some broccoli hair kid came in wearing slides and socks I would hit him in the head with a baseball bat Untouchables style
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the same discussions play out on consent, rape, misogyny for decades with no improvement and in fact a more vocal seemingly prevailing evil SUCKS !!!!
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
going door to door saying goodnight
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Michael Rancic @therewasnosound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I went for a walk today and saw a squirrel use a felled tree as a bridge over a creek... that's the good stuff right there
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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was red cheese with roasted chestnut flakes, apple and plum dumplings, a latticed damson tart with honeycream, golden-crusted bread hot from the ovens, and a choice of honey an' blackberry cordial or mint an' apple tea.
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Something Slithering in the Long Grass @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not particularly well equipped to watch everything fracture in real time. I haven't really developed the "watching everything fracture in real time" muscle, you might say
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my most contradictory belief is that if you have ever given a reptile a toothbrush massage or taken care of wildlife like otters, you are immediately fast-tracked to heaven, which i do not generally believe in
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home at last. Time to unwind by mainlining the totality of global suffering
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 23/09/2026
"Dem governor from a safe blue state who thinks they would clean up in national election" is an ecologically dangerous situation, like when bears get habituated to human food
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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a spider in my kitchen window I named Isabella and I say good morning to her
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[npc voice] Colder today... Not sure why...
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
i hate making a great post when only the british are around to hear it
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it genuinely does depress and unnerve me when people act like nothing in The Left™ can be critiqued. I've seen antisocial behaviors become acceptable and even lauded. then, later, it's "those people don't actually represent the left." it makes me feel crazy! like, no, I was there, actually!
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If a public radio journalist slammed their rental car door while reporting a story, you are gonna be HEARING that shit
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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The early 1950s Japanese auto industry was objectively an era when everything was tinny and disposable and sloth-slow, but it was also very much Busytown and must have been kind of fun to see.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Cat and Small Bird" by Tōshi Yoshida
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Silently offered up my place on the bus because I could not figure out how to say “Señoritas, por favor” in a tone that didn’t sound like “m’lady”
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Remove Kevin Hart from my sight forevermore
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The respectful muncher
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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mmmm! I smell hot spiced apple and damson pie and arrowroot cream pudding, and scones, fresh from the oven too, with honeycream spread on them.
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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sage-crusted bread was served with bubbling acorn and chestnut dip, a large plumcake with honey was brought out, and wild plum brandy and melon juice flowed freely.
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
guess who found her limited edition pink glass ball canning jars and is making pickled ginger 😇
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things keep happening while I’m too asleep to notice
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Yard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Update:
A tiny monarch caterpillar beneath a milkweed leaf
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 11/06/2026
Illustration titled "Backyard Sounds" featuring a Cardinal, Goldfinch, Blue Jay, Mourning Dove, and Red-bellied woodpecker. Various, very subjective interpretations of bird calls form an abstract timeline composed of simple color shapes and loops.
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Male role models? Look no further than this gentleman who binds books and posts the videos
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Antique Book Rescue - Transforming a 130-Year-Old Book - FINALE
YouTube video by Four Keys Book Arts
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/09/2026
they can blow up the kennedy center for all i care, i don't even know what it's for no one does
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