Reposted by Benevolent Loseruncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leyla.money · 04/10/2026i'm about to achieve levels of cosy heretofore undiscovered. i am going to power through this terminal sleepiness to achieve the clean sheets - clean jammies - clean me trifecta. i am going to heat up apple cider with a stick of cinnamon. the Outside Grey will not defeat me 071
Reposted by Benevolent LoserSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chilling with the little homie 526814
Reposted by Benevolent Losercatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 6hjohn oliver says nothing about nz's world-class covid response but the second we make a sheep mascot with fuck-me eyes and baddie lashes OH LOOK WHO IT IS 718517
Reposted by Benevolent Loserkeb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 9hthank you for bedazzling "Rosé All Day" in script on this flawless 60s selvedge ranchcraft jacket. no one would have ever wanted it otherwise 0182
Reposted by Benevolent LoserPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026Your mom spends fifteen thousand dollars a month bringing flowers to this place every Sunday 333426
Reposted by Benevolent LoserTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders 340459
Reposted by Benevolent LoserNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/11/2023mfw my face has been alternating between these two expressions all day 0164
Reposted by Benevolent LoserMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171751968
Reposted by Benevolent Loserfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026don’t let life get you down. it doesn’t matter that you fucked it all up. it doesn’t matter if you‘re a lazy piece of shit. who cares if you don’t know anything. it doesn’t matter if you look fucked up and insane. sure maybe you can’t do it and maybe there’s no hope of anything getting better and 1011914
Reposted by Benevolent LoserWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades. 215519
Reposted by Benevolent LoserPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i am informed by the kindergarten teacher that the jacket is the Talk Of The School Faculty 0685
Reposted by Benevolent Loserlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office 586498
Reposted by Benevolent LoserLaz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was the principal of a school and some broccoli hair kid came in wearing slides and socks I would hit him in the head with a baseball bat Untouchables style 061
Reposted by Benevolent Losercolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching the same discussions play out on consent, rape, misogyny for decades with no improvement and in fact a more vocal seemingly prevailing evil SUCKS !!!! 0182
Reposted by Benevolent LoserVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026going door to door saying goodnight 0617
Reposted by Benevolent LoserCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you are invited to her gallery opening 343173502
Reposted by Benevolent LoserMichael Rancic @therewasnosound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I went for a walk today and saw a squirrel use a felled tree as a bridge over a creek... that's the good stuff right there 273
Reposted by Benevolent LoserRedwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was red cheese with roasted chestnut flakes, apple and plum dumplings, a latticed damson tart with honeycream, golden-crusted bread hot from the ovens, and a choice of honey an' blackberry cordial or mint an' apple tea. 1153
Reposted by Benevolent LoserSomething Slithering in the Long Grass @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm not particularly well equipped to watch everything fracture in real time. I haven't really developed the "watching everything fracture in real time" muscle, you might say 1253
Reposted by Benevolent Losermothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my most contradictory belief is that if you have ever given a reptile a toothbrush massage or taken care of wildlife like otters, you are immediately fast-tracked to heaven, which i do not generally believe in 2151
Reposted by Benevolent LoserOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113353083
Reposted by Benevolent Losermolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Home at last. Time to unwind by mainlining the totality of global suffering 1252
Reposted by Benevolent LoserSansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 23/09/2026"Dem governor from a safe blue state who thinks they would clean up in national election" is an ecologically dangerous situation, like when bears get habituated to human food 212211
Reposted by Benevolent Loser🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's a spider in my kitchen window I named Isabella and I say good morning to her 1141
Reposted by Benevolent LoserRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11868531647
Reposted by Benevolent LoserJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment. 161668342
Reposted by Benevolent LoserJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460331484
Reposted by Benevolent LoserSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[npc voice] Colder today... Not sure why... 1343
Reposted by Benevolent Loserspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026i hate making a great post when only the british are around to hear it 1940935
Reposted by Benevolent LoserBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it. 17928130
Reposted by Benevolent LoserJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it genuinely does depress and unnerve me when people act like nothing in The Left™ can be critiqued. I've seen antisocial behaviors become acceptable and even lauded. then, later, it's "those people don't actually represent the left." it makes me feel crazy! like, no, I was there, actually! 1358837
Reposted by Benevolent LoserDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If a public radio journalist slammed their rental car door while reporting a story, you are gonna be HEARING that shit 41927
Reposted by Benevolent LoserBrendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The early 1950s Japanese auto industry was objectively an era when everything was tinny and disposable and sloth-slow, but it was also very much Busytown and must have been kind of fun to see. 0105
Reposted by Benevolent Loserpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Cat and Small Bird" by Tōshi Yoshida 31035172
Reposted by Benevolent Losersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this 121237295
Reposted by Benevolent LoserFondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Silently offered up my place on the bus because I could not figure out how to say “Señoritas, por favor” in a tone that didn’t sound like “m’lady” 031
Reposted by Benevolent LoserNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Remove Kevin Hart from my sight forevermore 4313
Reposted by Benevolent LoserDeerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The respectful muncher 115934
Reposted by Benevolent LoserRedwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mmmm! I smell hot spiced apple and damson pie and arrowroot cream pudding, and scones, fresh from the oven too, with honeycream spread on them. 193
Reposted by Benevolent LoserRedwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sage-crusted bread was served with bubbling acorn and chestnut dip, a large plumcake with honey was brought out, and wild plum brandy and melon juice flowed freely. 151
Reposted by Benevolent Loser🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026guess who found her limited edition pink glass ball canning jars and is making pickled ginger 😇 4492
Reposted by Benevolent Loserterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Things keep happening while I’m too asleep to notice 0381
Reposted by Benevolent LoserLucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly. 824928
Reposted by Benevolent LoserFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Male role models? Look no further than this gentleman who binds books and posts the videosyoutu.beAntique Book Rescue - Transforming a 130-Year-Old Book - FINALEYouTube video by Four Keys Book Arts 5314
Reposted by Benevolent Loserspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/09/2026they can blow up the kennedy center for all i care, i don't even know what it's for no one does 4511