Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialtacos el marx 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social · 14hthe wheels on the bus are coming off 032
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008 511340265
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialJen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026when you do a good post they send someone to tell you in person, but I know some of you wouldn’t know that 0102
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They’re called abs, maybe you’ve surd of them 0304
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878762124
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS" 3391476
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialWestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What in the ACTUAL FUCKphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 001
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124202648
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 07/10/2026Clueless White Guy Orders Chinese Food In PERFECT English 1542
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialLuis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Queen Hayley 214224658
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados 2341450
beerandpork.bsky.social @beerandpork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Automatic currency converters: “infer a penny, infer a pound” 020
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline 2336431376
beerandpork.bsky.social @beerandpork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bag/Jewelry company that does Native American designs and pun names: The Nez Purse. A-Patchy. CheroKeychain. Clutchtaw. La-tote-a. 000
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now 431673566
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social404 Media @404media.co · 01/10/2026Magent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out.404media.coCops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot to Get Into Locked Phones, Leaked Video ClaimsMagent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out. 11153106
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The people who put up fake AI nature videos on YouTube should be fed to piranhas 4756
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers” 16865172
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not my fuck around. not my find out. 122353
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/09/2026A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.nyti.msA Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police SayThe driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said. 5314526
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't recommend @nbedera.bsky.social's book 'On the Wrong Side' enough. I interviewed her in 2024, this part really stuck with me. Rapists often don't just not face consequences but reap benefits bc the school is so sorry for even investigating them/afraid of seeming 'biased': 122852
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2023one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now 441189119
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️🩹 604164574
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01054143
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 23/09/2026Not to be too much of a Luddite but I think it's good to have to think about most of the minutiae of daily life. It's good to have to think about fantasy football! 7963
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialtacos el marx 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Meanwhile, Daniel Lurie just gives DoorDash more tax breaks. 043
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente. 792672421
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialClarko @clarko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the iron throne but instead of swords it's theraguns 001
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialMichael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 22/09/2026Guy who wants a pause on AI development just so people would talk about anything else at all 1103
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652921236
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 22/09/2026i said "oh no" aloud, involuntarily, at least twice while reading this. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m...bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 10923
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialtacos el marx 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026[making small talk] what’s your fucking deal?  0202
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375801752
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026who cares that girl was a moron 550637
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18/09/2026Eggshells gotta be one of the easiest things to walk on. I don't get what the big deal is 2544
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17/09/2026Interesting ethnography research opportunity: compare the 15 guys who didn't cum at Aella's birthday gangbang with the 84% of applicants who didn't make the cut. 1852
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social404 Media @404media.co · 17/09/2026“I”m in love with the gape of you.” “A video of a man farting on his roommate’s doorknob titled ‘Me when im not complicit.” "Free Palestine." A contest to open for Ed Sheeran has been spammed with Free Palestine videos and fart memes:404media.coContest to Open for Ed Sheeran Flooded With Free Palestine Videos and Fart MemesGuitar Center's 'Open for Legends' contest page was seemingly unmoderated for hours on Wednesday. 841670377
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 17/09/2026taika waititi has lost his damn mind 11365117
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.socialⵣ @bintjeanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you’ll scream and run to the nearest liquor store, or drug dealer. you’ll meet everyone downtown to celebrate, and a beautiful woman will approach you to give you a big kiss on the cheek. i’m flashing my tits 152
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.sociallukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133102146
Reposted by @beerandpork.bsky.social404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.404media.coHackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and PeopleWhile people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too. 13770753268
