iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

“The one that set me off”.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thing about being my age is that the Lyft driver was playing Frank Ocean when I got in the car and immediately switched it to Beach Boys.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need some new shit to cook this week. What we eating lately, team?

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Krukow calling his bestie back so they could hold hands really just shattered me.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I watched A Quiet Place next to a woman who ordered chips and queso. The theater attendant gently suggested it was a bad call. She declined that advice.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love knowing from a still photo that the baseball is in motion.

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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The current joke is that you could do a bar crawl of all the places Marco has worked in his decades of bartending in SF, and it might take 2 nights to fit them all in.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck

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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

in my new society we will still have EMS—emergency Marxist services. if the community dwelling in which you are residing begins to combust, EMS can be immediately dispatched to remind you it isn’t really your house, it belongs to all of us, and therefore you are losing nothing at all by its burning

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve read this six times and I am incapable of getting past “notable football icons”

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what is a same sex bathroom dawg

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I do wish I’d known about Dulles testing AI air traffic control this week before, say, I booked a flight out of Dulles this week.

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026

It's the old "everyone who is cooler than me is a hipster and everyone who is less cool than me is a bro and I am MAD AS FUCK at both of them" but for provincial local politics

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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As a “transplant” to Chicago I just want to say: Fuck you, Kendra.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/09/2026

I've seen the lengths that short people will go to in not asking for help... it's terrifying

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

been in the DC suburbs with 94% humidity for 20 minutes and already got delta burke designing women-ass hair on deck

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered.

Close-up of a small wild cat with brown striped fur, large rounded ears, amber eyes, and a dark nose, staring directly at the camera with an intense, slightly irritated expression.

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

who cares that girl was a moron

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All the men on this flight back from Dreamforce working on their AI presentations should really consider getting privacy screen protectors.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I bought my boomer father a casserole dish five years ago, he’s used it most days of the week since and raved about it and it broke this weekend I’ve been hearing about it and his customer service journey for three straight days, in case you’ve ever considered buying someone a gift

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

his name may be joe borrow, but fantasy owners will want to "keep" him after this week's performance

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 12/09/2026

I'm really into all the sportsmanship, healthy masculinity and honest human emotion we've been seeing out of the US Open So many ways to be a man that don't involve narcissism, bullying, pouting, snarling, and/or cheating.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Went on Facebook. People my age are posting slop of 'themselves in the 80s'. BITCHES YOU WERE ALIVE IN THE 80S, YOU ARE ALL IN YOUR LATE 40S, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A FASCIST'S NONCEY CLIPPY TO IMAGINE IT FOR YOU

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

me when the UV index is 3

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I beg you today as always: if you, tomorrow, see people in the Bay Area bitching about our “heat” and are like “it’s only 90” whatever, please do know that we don’t have air conditioning, our power grid isn’t built for this, that people need that power for oxygen pumps and shit, just let us bitch

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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026

every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026

this dude was driving a Dodge Charger with Thin Blue Line & Punisher skull bumper stickers, so I actually have a good idea of his battles (family court, Woke)

old guy in a tee reading

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing About

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 03/09/2026

Also: make a plan to help your night shift worker friend or disabled neighbor navigate how to vote this fall. We'll have to work ten times as hard to make sure they don't get disenfranchised: bsky.app/profile/alex...

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Pablo does 3 shows a week & it’ll be like: Tuesday: Pablo Torre, Katie Nolan & Dan Soder smoke weed named after athletes Thursday: Pablo Torre breaks a major collusion story that takes down a union leadership structure Friday: Pablo Torre and Dominique Foxworthy teach Dan LeBetard what “rizz” is

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

for reasons unclear this just came on at the bar and I don’t know why we’re performing so much violence on a Saturday

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

shatter me “Most of the time, however, defense is a kind of weaponized strategic despair, a strangulation given out in three-down installments. A good result for the defense is nothing.”

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just walked down the hill really wishing someone would make a Noe Valley-proof hairspray and realized what I actually mean is that I want 90s Aqua Net to become en vogue again

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it is a fine week to honor all our style icons

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

that is YOUR leaf and no one can ever take that away from you

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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