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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 17h
if i were a padres fan and watched those two gut-destroying baseball games i legit would consider calling out of work tomorrow
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 17h
Fire Stammen
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 18h
Congrats to Stammen for badly mismanaging this game and hanging our all star closer out to dry
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 18h
Since his steal in the Wild Card, he’s gone 1 for 14. That’s, um, how they say, not good
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 18h
Really feeling the First Time Manager vibes
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 18h
Padres take small early lead, however despite consistently putting men on base, they are unable to convert them into runs while Milwauke capitalizes off their limited opportunities I’ve seen this game before. Very VERY recently.
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 18h
Tell me you never paid attention to the San Diego Chargers without telling me….
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 19h
Not sure how I’m feeling about Tatis being unable to get a hit but also being in the Brewers’ heads
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 19h
:Taps the sign:
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 19h
The disparity with runners in scoring position is absolutely killing the Padres and will lose them the series if they can’t figure it out
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holliday Never Touched Home has some new competition
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK THIS FUCKING PARK
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Believing in the Padres is exhausting and bad for your health
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve reached the Sending Random Tony GIFs to the family chat stage of playoff stress
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This showing pitches from the backstop angle is the worst.
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hang a star on that one
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok maybe it’s time to get to the bullpen
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why did every article tell me the brewers didn’t hit home runs
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My heart rate is totally normal how’s everyone else watching Pads-Brew
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MLB I will pay whatever you want to be able to hear my team’s booth in the playoffs
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOLY SHEETS
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peacock maintaining the long-honored tradition of Clayton Kershaw being unwatchable in the playoffs
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top Five Ways You'd Like See Every AI Evangelist Perish, Go--
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LFGSD
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San Diego Padres Player in Uniform
ALT: San Diego Padres Player in Uniform
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yes Musgrove
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Live look at the Cubs
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Unsteerable Bike Fail: Man Falls Off
ALT: Unsteerable Bike Fail: Man Falls Off
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s bad enough that NBC is making me listen to Kershaw, why the hell am I being forced to look at him as well
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Admire Tatis’ commitment to three true outcomes
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Nicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?!?
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i need the global economy to collapse so sports teams are cheap enough to be owned by moderately rich weirdo eccentrics rather than billionaire evildoers again
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Eddie Murphy in a Suit
ALT: Eddie Murphy in a Suit
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, autumn, that special time when university fundraising offices start sending out emails
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John Mulaney: Audacity to Ask for More Money?
ALT: John Mulaney: Audacity to Ask for More Money?
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really hate the broncos
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can the Padres new owners please buy the Chargers and take them back home? They’ve always been embarrassing but everything about the SoFi era has taken it to a new level
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Evolution Ca Caw: Tookie-Tookie Doesn't Work
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honorable Mentions: Ikari Warriors, Madden 2004 (maybe 2005?), Call of Duty: World at War
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LFGSD
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 25/09/2026
falcons now have the best red-zone offense in the league. 100% efficiency
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WestCoastPat @westcoastpat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a current Padres fan and very lapsed Angels fan, watching either the Astros or the Rangers surpass the 2005 Padres as the worst division winner of all time is going to be fun
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom will never be President but at least he made the world quantifiably worse for everyone while under the delusion he might have a shot at it
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