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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Well then I am about to contain high levels of lead
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating themcloseup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
this has the same energy as when grandma posts on her Facebook that she owns all of her posts and that this text serves as her legal statement of this ownership
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august 🍂 @auguststreet.ca · 26/03/2026
liberal publications dare ask this after years of building consent for blanket protest bans, unconstitutional legal action, and state kidnapping, jailing, deportation of young people brave enough to speak up against a genocide
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MM @barryzuckerkorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
But why no editing nom????
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MM @barryzuckerkorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Really looking forward to new "temporary" fuel surcharges announced day after day for the next while, which will absolutely NOT be temporary in any way. Because profits, baaaaaby.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4 doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
BABABABABABASKETBALL
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
AMERICAN SUPER BOWL ADS: wow. Can't believe they got Paul McCartney to actually free solo El Capitan. And all for Little Debbie's Snack Cakes. CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds
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MM @barryzuckerkorn.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
On Super Bowl Sunday you can eat an entire pumpernickel loaf for lunch and it's not weird. I don't make the rules.
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Congratulations on an unbelievable career to one of the best to ever do it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The greatest movie title in history is “Dracula 2000”
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MM @barryzuckerkorn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Is The Traitors sponsored by some sort of salmon council?
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[borat voice] bari weiss
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If the Devil is __ Then, God is __
pixies' doolittle album coverpixies doolittle album cover zoomed in on the 6,7 in the corner
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.
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MM @barryzuckerkorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Turning on game 4 after staying up until 3 for game 3 and suffering through a hazy day of work
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
same
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

SHOHEI OHTANI
on Game 3 going to 18 innings
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Robot umps now and also fire the human umps. Baseball cop motherfuckers.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
When Americans are talking about the ads airing during the World Series
Bart to Milhouse: "Canada are you seeing this World Series Commercial?"

Milhouse who is Canada and seeing the annoying Doordash commercial with the lyrics "Eeny, meeny, gipsy, leeny, oop-bop, bop-ba-leeny Achoo, gotcha, liberal, racha, I love you": "yeah it's really something..."
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James G @orth.ca · 21/10/2025
George's full AB with in stadium audio only.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Chills, eh
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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 20/10/2025
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
those dog costumes where it looks like they have person arms, gotta be a top 10 human achievement
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time
podcasts.apple.com
Episode 143: Jim Caviezel: Enter The Cavortex feat Dave Anthony
Podcast Episode · QAA Podcast · 05/19/2021 · 1h 21m
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the ALCS
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/10/2025
This is incredible camera work
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
marge simpson krumping
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What a king. May all the people in ford-voting areas w pathetic “slow down” signs on their lawns make no connections between what they see & voting preferences. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...
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Doug Ford will outlaw municipal speed cameras this fall: Sources
Sources say Ford's Progressive Conservatives will table legislation later this fall to outlaw the "automated speed enforcement" devices.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2025
imagine actually writing the sentence "Hamas propaganda lines such as 'stop killing children'"
CBC News has repeatedly relied on Gaza-based videographer Mohamed El Saife, a known anti-Israel propagandist in Gaza, to supply footage and shape its reporting on the Hamas-Israel war. On August 21, CBC Kids News published a video and article, produced with El Saife’s material, featuring Gazan children echoing Hamas propaganda lines such as “stop killing children” and “there’s no food in Gaza.”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This guy actually has it pretty sweet
warped face guy from X-files intro
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
baby needs pasta grocery store sign
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
“Nearly a third of Gazans had not eaten for several days, the U.N.’s World Food Program said this week.”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Nathan Fielder looking miserable at a Mets game on the jumbotron
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