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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 6h

I spent the afternoon at Picklefest and ate a hotdog/pickle egg role and have to say this is a brave truth

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I was in charge of baseball, I would simply ban openers after July 31st

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Alex Bozikovic @alexbozikovic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Worst People in Toronto Support Bradford '26

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can tell I'm gonna get attached to this Leafs team and that can only end well for me, surely

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Feel like Colton Sissions is gonna be my guy this year

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hasn't seen a home run before either, apparently

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hearing that when Bryce jumped to catch that ball, the raw milk all came shooting out, distracting him just enough

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All that raw milk weighed Bryce down

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This fucker is going to sign zero power hitters in the offseason. I can smell it already.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cannot imagine how terrible this man must smell at all times

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 30/09/2026

So much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

William Nylander Hart Trophy incoming

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not sure how other Jays fans are enjoying the playoffs this year. Are you not seething with rage and jealousy? You must work harder at being a hater.

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Leafs deciding to market themselves by having Nylander say “it’s always about the fuckin Leafs” is the first good thing they’ve done in my entire life

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This so good. Elite hater work here. It's hard being the only team that matters.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Coming together in a bipartisan way on bill sponsored by Ted Cruz to curtail athletes’ freedom to change schools and make money. Capitalism but only when it works for them

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have not been to a show at Rebel since, I think, 2018. First impressions, this place is too big. Should be smaller.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bring you the horizon? In this economy?

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I like Marchenko a lot but damn I'm gonna miss Knies

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

running back to bluesky to make sure you know what the right wing freaks on x are saying

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a Malik Nabers fantasy owner, so I am invested in this, JJ feels like a better option than Jameis and also a worse option than anyone else

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lol drag the Clippers' asses, Kawhi

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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rafah, a city which had a pre-war population of 170,000 and once hosted the "humanitarian zone" for over a 1,000,000 Palestinian refugees, no longer exists in a meaningful way. Literally ground to dust.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maybe the most or second most disappointing Jays season of my life (2013 the only one that comes close). Door was open until the last two weeks and they still couldn't walk through. They've got a lot of work to do and I wish I had more faith in it getting done. But who knows? See you in 2028.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What a moment. What a legend. Max deserved so much more than the 2026 Blue Jays.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scherzer is going to throw 150 pitches

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People who write stories like this are dumber than a dog, which would at least have the ability to recognize a computer program as 100% not human

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

today in Stop Romanticizing Canada: Quebec’s Bill 9 has just taken effect, barring women in veils from receiving public services. Public employees include university faculty, so professors have been instructed to require veiled women to uncover their faces or be removed from the classroom.

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don't have a personal account on here so I made sure to build one nu metal moment into this article I wrote about the three millenials currently ruining pop music and what might be done about it: holidaykirk.substack.com/p/the-imperi...

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The Imperial Regime

How a Generation of Millennial Pop Artists Ruined Pop Music

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I truly despise Mark Carney and think he will make this country far worse than it was when he became Prime Minister. But also, thank god this nerd isn't in charge.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sometimes you just need to watch a 90 minute Meshuggah set on YouTube

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Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 25/09/2026

To do the math here you first have to fix a basic error: Bradford’s 2026 figure includes the rate budget (garbage, water, parking) but his 2011 figure does not. Real numbers: $9.4 billion in 2011; $16.6 billion in 2026. Now account for ~800K population growth and ~40% inflation.

A Twitter post by Brad Bradford criticizing NDP Mayor Olivia Chow's statement dismissing the need for a budget audit, featuring a meme with the text 'WHY WON'T she LOOK?' overlaid on an image of Mayor Chow.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Think I'm going to lean in fully to Leafs fandom this year. On board from the jump as opposed to March onwards. This is the year, plan the parade, etc. Surely this will go well.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Shot from the hip here. Probably a hundred different shows I could have put on instead.

My top tv shows since 2000 - better call saul, leftovers, review, childrens hospital, deadwood, the thick of it, you're the worst, succession, barry, 30 rock

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Doesn't sound like something they'd do

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, I'll bite, who is Taylor Swift?

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Knights are only nine years old! These fans need some generational trauma. Also, no way we hate the Panthers the most. Was this survey only of fans born after 2015?

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