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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 14h

with our powers combined we could have the power of one functional human being

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

[in the TSA body scanner] now let's do a silly one

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

me: adulting is so hard i get eepy EMT: you've lost a lot of blood try not to move

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Two beers deep and In The Air Tonight came on at the bar. Play air drums? y/y

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026

MILES DAVIS USING GOOGLE IN 1972: band "all wah pedals" legal wah pedal drums drummer wah pedal "wah wah" drums how to

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Spent an hour at the cable company closing grandpa's account and I deserve a treat at one of my favorite breweries in the world

A tulip glass of a dark yellow beer (it's a fancy 9% saison) in a glass that says "third window brewing company st. Barbara carpinteria" with blurry flags and tables and the top of a brown mountain in the distance

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MKULTA ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I’m too sexy for my mom“ — Right Said Freud

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

I'm always fascinated at how often archeological sites reveal remnants of mankind's rudeboy past

An ancient skull in the process of being exposed in an archeological site; there's a black and white checkered ruler next to it for scale.

Three combined shots of an ancient skeleton in the process of being exposed in an archeological site; there's a black and white checkered ruler next to it for scale.

An ancient cave drawing, I honestly can't tell what it's depicting other than what looks like three people, and there's a black and white checkered ruler below it for scale.

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[family gets into long political discussion] My liberal centrist aunt: "so what exactly *is* socialism?" My liberal centrist dad: "it's paying higher taxes for social programs" Me:

Meme of a seagull with its head bent all the way back and its beak wide open as if taking a huge breath before going on a rant

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026

Garffeld Pt 15

3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad hardly drinks and I never saw my grandpa drink but when we were here last year I brought a 6er to the old folks home and we all shared a beer and watched the Dodgers. We found a leftover beer when we were cleaning the place out so my dad and I split it, and we've done that every evening since

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🏅 the let a pizza cool off before eating it award

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've never heard of gasoline. The more you press me on it, the more enraged I become

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No bigger gap between "sounds like fun" and "is actually fun" than being high on an airplane. I can be high just about anywhere and I respect those who can be high on airplanes but to me that is absolute hell. We are defying god and physics and the less I'm obsessing over that, the better

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

[ordering liquor on an airplane] "leave the bottle"

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone went through and liked 6 of my posts but didn't follow me. What more do you want from me??

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

[Beach Boys voice] Akron, Toledo, baby why don't we go Gary, Youngstown, ooh let's take the Greyhound Dayton, Decatur, it can't wait til later

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cool flight attendant gave me a free whiskey 😎💅

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"pre-boarding" is a theoretical impossibility. Either we're boarding or we're not. Pre-boarding is when we're waiting for you to let us on the damn plane

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This was supposed to be my next regular trip to see my grandmother and my first since grandpa died, but we missed her by a week. So instead we'll be cleaning out their apartment and sifting through their belongings. Married 72 years, apart for 4 months and now reunited somewhere in the great beyond

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tried to stretch my stiff neck and hurt my back instead

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems.

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

our age of bronze is collapsing vs no its not

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Backing into the carwash and insisting it's safer this way

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account

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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The masculine equivalent of the phrase "Thanks, it has pockets!"

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Flying Burrito Brothers, 1969 Topps style, in honor of Gram Parsons’ birthday today

Colored-pencil card drawing of the Flying Burrito Brothers

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It should cost ten dollars to comment on a news article. Twenty if it's a sports article

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mexican vaudeville duo named Sal y Limon

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/06/2026

my body is a machine that transports authentication codes from my screen to my phone and some other supporting auxiliary functions

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Damn, shrinkflation even got to the fiber content of lentils

Two identical bags of red lentils sitting on a cutting board: on the left, an empty one that says 7g per serving; on the right, a newer bag still containing some lentils that says 5g per serving

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We built this city We built this city on third wave ska

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is a Deoxit appreciation post. In a world where nothing works anymore, here is a little can of miracle juice that you can spray at any problem and magically make it go away

A can of Deoxit D5 with a long yellow spray nozzle sitting on a desk in front of some audio equipment

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

[borat voice] bari weiss

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