Reposted by DouglasMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184402956
Reposted by DouglasMichael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Have a sweet new year everybody 261
Reposted by Douglasmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms 31246260
Reposted by Douglasabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We’re all gonna have to work so much harder at making the world a better place to make up for the loss of Dolly. She did 100 people’s worth of good deeds 0498113
Reposted by Douglasvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/06/2026i know you’re having fun but it’s of utmost fucking importance that publicly we are Owned by this. we are coping and seething 524730
Douglas @bahhumdoug.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Miller is technically correct, in an evil sort of way. In any system of social services there’s a risk of error. The only way to guaranty no one receives benefits they don’t qualify for is to not provide any services. No services of any kind would sure help balance the budget. 020
Reposted by DouglasRichard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 19/05/2026He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior 121694494
Reposted by DouglasFor the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 09/05/2026You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the cat decides what time you wake up. 🥱💤😴 1112400148
Reposted by DouglasAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 08/05/2026whew what a fuckin week huhmedia.tenor.coma man sitting at a table with the words whiskey and a whiskey below himAlt: a man sitting at a table with the words whiskey and a whiskey below him 5625
Reposted by Douglassouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno. 172105161862
Reposted by DouglasAmandaTheHerder @amandatheherder.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's the last day of MaxFunDrive and as I process what a wild ride it's been so far I want to try and give a sincere pitch for why I feel MaxFun is so special, and why it's worth your support. maximumfun.org/join/ 1174
Reposted by DouglasAmandaTheHerder @amandatheherder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026MaxFunDrive is here and I just have to say: if you support independent media, you should consider supporting MaxFun. Truly independent networks are rare, and they're dedicated to maintaining that for themselves and the shows. Support the art you want to see in the world (if funds allow obviously)maximumfun.orgJoin | Maximum FunIf you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you’re the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member. 17428
Douglas @bahhumdoug.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Can people pull up a smells and tastes like we do with images? Is there an apple test for smells? Is it the smell of an apple? 000
Douglas @bahhumdoug.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I’m not saying Trump is, but what would the biblical antichrist be doing differently if he were the president? I can’t think of anything 000
Reposted by DouglasDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256676910
Reposted by DouglasOtto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 21/01/2026wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place 112119171277
Reposted by DouglasMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place 15213615082
Douglas @bahhumdoug.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The left wants to guaranty everyone gets what they need at the risk of people getting more that they deserve. The right wants to guaranty nobody gets more than they deserve at the risk of people not getting what they need. 010
Reposted by DouglasFelicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2025This article manages to name her husband before it names… her. 582129553348
Reposted by DouglasEditing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Change in Headline 11353104
Reposted by DouglasZ. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 23/09/2025It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them. 5357631460
Reposted by DouglasJ. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV. 281118223
Reposted by DouglasMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/09/2025So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...gofundme.comDonate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective PikajewTwo years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting 60777496
Reposted by DouglasAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 16/09/2025Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1) the first open-windows morning of false fall in Texas 2) when the cat wants to hang out with you, specifically 3) cleaning the gunk out of the drain 4) the first sip of your favorite beverage 5) funding abortion 28811
Reposted by DouglasChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025“oh They got this all screwed up” 3994158
Reposted by DouglasMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/05/2025ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!! 300162032514
Douglas @bahhumdoug.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Last election, there were more blue voters in Texas and Florida than any state other than California. We just happen to be outnumbered for now. 041
Reposted by DouglasCourtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Dilbert guy to win the Mark Twain prize. Lauren Boebert will be honored for her efforts in theater. 141
Reposted by DouglasDrew Davenport @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025? 081
Reposted by DouglasTom Neenan @tpneenan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there. 1955301123
Reposted by Douglaswint @dril.bsky.social · 30/09/2024the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead 193239505
Reposted by DouglasAuThom🎃🏳️🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 09/04/2024I've been laughing at this for 3+ weeks 141239349
Reposted by DouglasUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/04/2024♫ and she’s watching him with those fries 14877188
Reposted by DouglasAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 04/03/2024They say you gotta shoot your shot, so: 📣🚨I’m looking for my next gig! 📣🚨 I’m a Texan writer, fundraiser, comms strategist, and media producer who excels in supporting people and organizations who want to connect more meaningfully with their existing audiences and find new folks along the way. 🧵 37445
