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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

To be clear, while I own several hundred pieces of Barehanded Kitten Disemboweler's pottery, in no way do I support their barehanded kitten disembowelings.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Only one more year until the World Cup!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Need a database called Secret Shithead or something where you can see if a public figure is secretly MAGA or transphobic or racist.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I regret to inform you that Afroman is transphobic.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

The internet would be better without the Internet

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Oh, you're a "guncle"? Well, we're pansexual aunties.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Interesting. We didn't have the Internet when I was a kid. But now suddenly it's everywhere? Seems a little fishy if you ask me.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I will pay one million dollars for a music streaming service that allows me to organize albums and artists any way I want to

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I don't care if gas prices get up to $20 a gallon! I'll still drink a big glass of it with breakfast every morning!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Pretty cool that Main Character Syndrome is named after me!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

To pull in some extra money I'm going to sell my body. Got a lot of interest from some guy named Private Equity. I guess he's some military guy? I'll let you know how it goes!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Oh, you believe that trans people shouldn't exist? Well, I believe that beliefs shouldn't exist

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

What if every trans ally in Kansas parked their car in the middle of a busy street and walked away? Now nobody can drive, assholes

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Why the fuck does a driver's license need a sex marker on it in the first place

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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I would like to apologize to everyone I've ever met for everything I've ever done.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I hope Hot Ron Lennox from Coldwell Banker is on here!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Love it* or leave it**!

A guy in a maga hat standing in front of a giant American flag is saying "AMERICA:

Love it (pedophiles, concentration camps, and school shootings) or leave it (which we'll make very difficult to do)!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Personally I'm not terribly worried about my son falling into the manosphere/fascism trap because he is not a goddamn dipshit asshole.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Not sure if their projects are getting more esoteric or I'm getting stupider, but I watched this for 2 hours and I still don't get it!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Everyone who sees me wearing my "The Apprentice" T-shirt with smiling Trump on it gives me dirty looks. But no one sees the back that says "I bought this before we knew he was crazy"

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It's not on the internet, it's on the intranet. It's not on the intranet, it's on the intornet. It's not on the intornet, it's on the intermet. It's not on the intermet, it's on the enternet. It's not on the enternet, it's on the indernet. Come on, keep up!

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Most trans people hold the secret knowledge to destroy heterosexuality. If it became public what most cis men say when they think no women are around? Goodbye straights.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I'm sorry, but if you use AI to write an email so you sound more intelligent, in reality it's very obvious and makes you look less intelligent

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Every sci-fi show: Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be? Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery. Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I'm reading this fantasy novel and the King is in rapid mental and physical decline. Just making a fool of himself and his kingdom. I'm getting increasingly nervous that the next big plot point will be an assassination by his own men, who then frame it on the opposition.

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