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J. Elle Edmonds

@hijaykayelle.bsky.social
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she / her || apparently I’m a triple Virgo and “that explains a lot” || moderate interest in most things, deep interest in reading while eating baked goods, absolutely no interest in bowling

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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I loved this season of Ted Lasso - it redeemed itself for the travesty of season 3. I know it’s too much for some people (you do you), but it has been exactly what I hoped it would be. Earnest and silly and true to itself… a delight to the end.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the Atlanta City launch party and it’s exciting to see how many people are here. But it has also been the most poorly planned line / entry experience I’ve had in a long time. Makes me question whether this team actually has enough women in management.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Niche complaint: There are a lot of good rocket launch databases out there but finding or building a list that clearly differentiates between Soyuz launches operated by Roscosmos vs Arianespace vs the JV is harder than it should be.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tis the season! … not that I don’t have it on repeat every other month of the year… music.apple.com/us/album/hal...
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Halloween by Noah Kahan on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 3:55
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As part of the enshittification of everything, I tried to search my email for a research report. I searched for the word Arkansas. The results came back as anything with the letters ‘ar’ at the beginning… I just don’t think I should have to put a single word query in quotations for accurate results.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The FMC in the book I’m reading is named Carenza, and my brain reads it as credenza every time. Here’s to you, Lady Credenza.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made a new pie (well… cheesecake) for the week… My “but there’s pie!” coping mechanism is still going strong.
Biscoff cheesecake on a plate
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I shadowed a 1st and 2nd grade field trip at the art museum today. It was only 2 hours and I’m so overstimulated. lol
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Neagley and the woman who plays Judith gives young Rachel Weisz vibes, and I’m here for it.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a TV show that raised you
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Dr. Michaela Quinn Displays Her Nameplate
Alt: Dr. Michaela Quinn Displays Her Nameplate
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A friend sent me this an hour ago and I’m still laughing about it. #psych
An image of four people singing acapella from the tv show Psych… caption says “unfortunately Blackapella will be leaving Ed Sheeran’s tour”
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Literally just got to this scene (about 5 min after seeing this post) and I straight up tee-hee-hee squeal laughed when I got the full context… perfectly Reacher absurd and I’m here for it.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of my reading annoyances is all the stupid descriptions / alternative phrasings for coffee. If you have to write “bitter brew,” just don’t. Do better.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just ordered my Christmas tree, which means the best time of the year* is coming! *When my tree covers half of my living room and I get to feel like a tree elf living inside it for 2 months.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God bless friends who will come over on a Friday afternoon to help dye your hair when you need an extra set of hands. Doubly so when it’s a friend who has never had their hair dyed and is just in for the ride. And in 40 minutes, I’m gonna be back to black again. Let the people (me) rejoice.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything is terrible but I made a pie. So now every time something specific is terrible this week, I can console myself with: “But there’s pie!” And then I can eat some pie (or tart, technically).
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was going to try to be productive around the house today but I woke up to my internet being out and I’ve already had to call AT&T and have a stranger in my house to fix it before noon and that’s obviously all I can manage today.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once had to call and have a boss send me a draft deliverable (back before the cloud) to fix at home… this was after his ~82nd demand for revisions… had to tell him it was the draft titled “Client Name - Project - vDear god let this be the last one.pptx”
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A thing about me is that, while I am not a particularly stylish dresser, I prefer my pajamas and leisure-couch wear to be outfits.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don’t really listen to individual albums on repeat or otherwise (I’m a playlist person leave me alone)… with the notable exception of @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social 2: Electric Boogaloo, which I nearly always listen to front to back as an album and have never gotten tired of…
Album cover… black and white image with the band members standing together in a line
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am always saying…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
if centrists want to make an argument in this political environment they have one path: they can run on law and order, they can be the loudest voices for Consequences but “well we might vote for some Trump stuff because we’re bipartisan and also socialists are scary”? not gonna cut it anymore
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Intended to make this for an event last week. Instead I made it over the weekend and will end up consuming the whole thing myself. I have no regrets.
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The Fabulous Speculoos Lemon Tart
5 ingredients only for this super simple speculoos lemon tart. My favorite recipe for busy days. Expect creamy, refreshing flavors with a sweet crunchy base.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A poly dragon romantasy I was reading yesterday reminded me that I can eat dry toast when my stomach is being weird, which I just did and it worked a charm… No one can tell me romance novels don’t have real value. #romancelandia
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in terms of simple math, the destruction of USAID represents a category of evil that i think even many ostensibly liberal and progressive folks hesitate to name because of where it slots us in the list of history’s greatest monsters.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Been rewatching Downton Abbey, and I still think Mary and Tom should have ended up together.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today I saw some flowers and a bunch of Andy Warhols. But I only took photos of the flowers.
Pink roses in a see of green bushes and trees in the background
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good riddance. I wrote my undergrad thesis on Serbia and Croatia’s cooperation with the ICTY and have visited Srebrenica and good fucking riddance.
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
-why is it the ONLY unforgivable sin?" And then she told me, "I finally figured it out. The Holy Ghost is that part of God that lives in everybody, and the way you sin against it is by not loving everybody with all your heart, for exactly who they are."
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Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by NettwerkMusic
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let’s see if we can keep up the recent streak and make it a good end to the summer of soccer.
Image of Mercedes Benz Stadium with a sign for Atlanta United and the soccer field
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I once had a dream I got mugged by Snoop Dogg at a gas station, and I was so disappointed by Snoop in the dream that I kept shaking my head and muttering the whole walk home about how he’s already rich and now I couldn’t buy snacks.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a deep and abiding affinity for Bloodsport.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When God sings with his creations, will spreadsheet people not be part of the choir
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got my first Dad texts about this season of Reacher. To be fair, I texted first… but I needed to know if he’d met Pancake yet.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Quit work early because I can (at the moment). So now I’m finishing an A+ sandwich I made and drinking an Aperol spritz and watching Silo. Probably gonna a take a nap when this episode is over.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You could probably buy my love with enough peanut butter M&Ms.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/08/2026
the only autonomous system I want is a can of seltzer capable of both refilling itself and following me around the house
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bought these on a whim cause I’ve been craving sour candy lately. Did not realize they were sugar free. They do not taste delicious (could be worse, though). BUT they do have 14g of fiber per serving!? That’s more than Metamucil. Guess I’m now eating meh candy for my bowels or whatever.
Yellow bag with pink writing, Gummy Worms Sweet & Sour fruity flavored candies… 0g sugar
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just finished Star City, which is great… but I tell you (vaguely spoiler-ish), if I did what that wife did and then my husband went and made it worth nothing like that guy did… I don’t think I’d ever forgive him… that’s not romantic or loyal, that’s enraging. Just do what you’re told, jfc.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“You’re not being clear. Are you tired, sleepy, or fatigued?” Without any explanation of how they perceived those differently. “I have explained how I feel and how it presents several times now. I will call it blue elephant if you want, just tell me what word fits the description I’ve given.”
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
nice weapon you’ve formed against me there. would be a shame if it didn’t prosper.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some of my colleagues have real challenges with object permanence. Why are we relitigating project milestones we agreed on 2 months ago? Why did you forget what those milestones were when they’re written down? Nothing has substantively changed! I am so tired of having the same arguments, man.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bowling. I fucking hate bowling.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why do ostensibly smart TV shows still use the “innocent people don’t ask for lawyers” cliche? Come on… even characters in fake TV world have consumed enough cop / crime content to know not to trust authorities.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey is a movie about how women see and tell the truth about men and men don’t like that very much so they destroy the world about it.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Struggling to get myself to bed because I can’t sleep in makeup but also I cannot currently handle the sensory experience of washing my face (or taking a shower).
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have absolutely had a friend ask if I was okay because I didn’t put “haha” at the end of a text.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Rewatching Reign as my background show, and man I had forgotten how gorgeous and insane these costumes are. Gah I love them.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Facebook just served me up a video of Yamal and Messi handshaking after the game… with the bridge of Hillsong’s Oceans playing in the background… and I don’t really know how to process that, tbh.
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J. Elle Edmonds @hijaykayelle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This tournament has been so fun. So many bonkers games and unexpected performances. I had non sports friends watching games and texting me about them. And a great shared social media time, too. I’m sad it’s over. See you all here next year for, hopefully, an exciting Women’s World Cup.
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