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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪

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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 47m
Enemy of humanity
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 58m
Watching Casper with my daughter, she just doesn’t understand the comedic power move that a Father Guido Sarducci cameo was.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 1h
My brother showed me Child’s Play when I was like 4 and fuck, that stuck with me for a long time.
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Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna Play?
ALT: Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna Play?
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 13h
youtu.be/LdMZm8fAIaY?...
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The Scooby Doo Project Complete Full
YouTube video by Demented Derek
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 20h
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Matt Berry as Stephen Toast Drinking Wine
ALT: Matt Berry as Stephen Toast Drinking Wine
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 23h
Day 3 of our #31for31 Scooby-Doo and The Ghoul School Link to my Letterboxd review: boxd.it/gCtQ6X
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Scooby Snacks! That’s the Frankenstein and Dracula cheeses from ALDI.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perfect Casting
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, well… maybe I like the red Mystery Machine
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
80 Degrees at Midnight
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 2 of our #31for31 Ernest Scared Stupid Link to my Letterboxd review: boxd.it/gBh0W5
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You picked the wrong guy to tangle with, squid lips!” - Shakespeare, probably
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PlayStation App, please, you gotta stop sending me notifications about trying the Wolverine game. Don’t mention its name, and its name will pass on.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Controversial take: I don’t think the new Crypt Keeper design is that bad. It’s not an improvement but it’s not awful
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day 1 of our #31for31 Undertone Link to my Letterboxd review: boxd.it/gzYab7
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th / October 1st
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Halloween Pumpkin
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Witness the birth of the Amalgam Cinematic Universe.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The new Monster Factory had me in tears, oh the drama of it all.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bathroom at the theater is Coyote territory
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Resident Evil movie was gooey good fun, great stuff and I loved the ending. I’ll write something way too long on Letterboxd soon
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A brief moment of time has revealed itself, I’m going to go see the resident evil movie now.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to explain to my older coworker what his algorithm is and why he keeps getting targeted new stories about the dangers that lurk in the dark heart of Dearborn Michigan.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow! That’s 4,945 liters of blood!
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen Reddit posts on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 9 Games
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man Bites Dog City of Lost Children 5 Element Ninja City of Violence Trollhunter Electric Dragon 80000v The Seventh Curse Salaam Bombay! Jean de Florette
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotham’s Reckoning
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I beat the Forsaken Dungeon from Ehrgeiz on my MiYoo Mini+ and I highly recommend it for handheld.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it’s unfair that only one player pre game gets to activate their Ash of War.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison.

“If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.”

Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ELVISLIVES
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Despicable Me 5 villain just leaked
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone else noticing a lot of friends getting laid off from good jobs they have had for over 10 years? Like an uptick in people losing their career jobs in like the last two weeks???
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How many common loon calls are in this one, ROBERT?
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elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Don't file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Greatest health system in the world.
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emily kardamis 🌻 @corruptedgem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
for the Druid who found a home in the woods and vice versa #swordtember #swordtember2026
An illustration of a sword: the blade is short and slightly wide, with the hilt and crossguard holding a birds nest filled with blue eggs. The pommel is a cracked blue egg, and a small round yellow bird sits atop the blade chirping merrily.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
its suspenders season and i have to worry about this constantly
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Modern day Barbarian Bros energy
The barbarian bros in twin sitters
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cannot confirm or deny the existence of the Viennetta dupe coming to Trader Joe’s.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really changed everything
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Sephiroth Appears to Cloud in FF7
ALT: Sephiroth Appears to Cloud in FF7
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! From many Halloweens ago!
Me as two-faceMy wife and I as Joker and Penguin
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds peaceful, sounds right
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The combo of tons of debt and barely making enough to survive really comes to a head when the dentist hands you a $7000 estimate.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The reviews for Control Resonant are either the game is awful or everything is amazing except one thing. But then, the one thing if different in each review; combat, voice acting, story. Is it just okay? It’s fine to be okay.
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Drew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP BEEF
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