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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/09/2026
watching THE AI DOC on netflix and after explaining why it’s bad they bring in a bunch of people who work for ai and tech companies to explain why actually it’s good 👍🏼
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 17/09/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 10/09/2026
“they’re going to give us $5000 if the republicans win” is in fact enough to swing an election in america
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 24/08/2026
who up gorging theyselves on mind-doritos specifically designed to modulate their individual sensory and emotional responses?
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 12/07/2026
fun day to be online
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 12/07/2026
jesus was a nepo baby but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 29/06/2026
can someone explain why libs say “adjudicated rapist” instead of just “rapist”
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 28/06/2026
“yeah so we’ll call the product ‘easy mac’ and make it so that if you follow the directions it’ll boil over and make a huge mess in your microwave” fuck you
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/06/2026
signature mogged by iran, the final humiliation
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/06/2026
cryin
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/06/2026
politics is always just two morons fighting the dumbest fight you’ve ever seen
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 25/05/2026
Therefore, I am mandatorily requesting
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 21/05/2026
watched that crash doc on netflix because i kept seeing people talk about it but no one mentioned how funny it is that that extremely white white girl went to jail for like two weeks and ended up with a soft blaccent
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 19/05/2026
cornyn pathetically debased himself for nothing and you’re laughing?
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/05/2026
was curios to see how elon is reacting to losing his big openai lawsuit in the funniest way possible (he waited too long to file) but he isn’t talking about it at all just doing his normal “find racist stuff to reply to” routine and pretending none of it happened
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/05/2026
lol alright
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/05/2026
damn girl are you me because I want you to kill me
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 14/05/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 13/05/2026
extremely funny to load up your plane with the Capitalism Avengers team and get nothing. the art of the deal.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 13/05/2026
are you serious
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/05/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/05/2026
WHAT DO WE WANT? NOTHING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHENEVER!
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 09/05/2026
lol ok
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wait THIS is the "physically assaulted covering the unite the right rally" she was talking about... holy shit
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I wasn't at the dinner and also me going to an event on assignment to chase certain people down for a story is not remotely shouting "Jews will not replace us." Wtf. Also insane thing to say to a journalist who was physically assaulted covering the Unite the right rally

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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 26/04/2026
wokely going to post on twitter to complain about Bluesky libtards and get the validation I need
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 21/04/2026
the most useful replies: - not my problem - that’s none of my business - have you tried crying about it - their name but slightly modified into an insult
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 15/04/2026
woke 2 indicator
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 13/04/2026
donald trump making the year of the linux desktop real
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/04/2026
liberals care about the weirdest shit like The Sanctities Of Podiums. every president in your life has announced war crimes behind one of these!
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
i wonder why people have questions about the moderation process here. it must be the users who are wrong.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
lol tankies nice revolution. that pales in comparison to my strategy, calling the cops on you annoying leftists then losing the election to gods dumbest soldiers.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/04/2026
lol good luck little bro
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/04/2026
the bulk of this article is jd vance leaking things to try and save his political career lol
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When you’ve lost *checks notes* Josh Barro.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/04/2026
liberals are mad that trump didn’t kill millions of people
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/04/2026
the art of the deal
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/04/2026
[senator of 18 years voice]: someone ought to do something
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/04/2026
if i were in the senate i’d just post about how other people should do stuff
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 05/04/2026
hard to imagine a us president committing war crimes
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
it’s crazy how much a career this loser has made off of liberals believing whatever he says after he got fired by hitler
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
lol there are MULTIPLE journalisms happening about this over there
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
0% chance
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
the average person thinks henry ford invented car and maybe assembly line and doesn’t know about the other stuff. that’ll be true of these guys too if they’re remembered at all.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
damn it is flat they were right
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 03/04/2026
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
breaking news young men are performative dumbasses
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
found a guy
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
kids don’t talk about nunchucks, quicksand, or the bermuda triangle anymore, and this says a lot about society
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
found a guy
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