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Please listen to Lit Lit, our podcast where we read books sober and talk about them drunk. podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lit…

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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi The Calebs are getting out of control.
A sticker with the Pizza Hut logo except some deviant graphic designer substituted the words Penis Butt.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love seeing the punt sickos reacting to the one from Florida.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all due respect but "i am going to launch a satellite into space to power the sentient computer i believe has the potential to wipe out the human race" does sound a lot like something a villain would say in a movie where James Bond sleeps with a woman named Veronica Melons
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I take it back, I have one more opinion on this list: Psych is better than MANY of these shows.
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m going to find every post discussing this list, reply “no How I Met Your Mother?!?” and then mute the thread.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New Lit Lit! This week we read Nonesuch by Francis Spufford and oh boy do we have opinions! And reactions! And feelings! And a syntax structure that is quickly becoming unnecessary! Do we buy the ending, are we furious about the last sentence, all this and more! 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/6fod...
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We have a new Little Lit up for this week about children's books! Listen along as we talk about the books our parents read to us as children, what book Andy's mom absolutely hates reading to his niece, and generally what made us the (terrible) way we are today. open.spotify.com/episode/2KCr...
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332 Little Lit - Get Outta Here Todd!
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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your pal caitlin @sacaitlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
them fancy spatula tricks
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dear Lord don’t let it be a Sabalenka/Zverev weekend.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All I know is PSH would’ve won an Oscar in this role
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Hi, uniform store? Could you somehow make us more evil but also banal looking than The Galactic Empire?”
Just the worst fucking uniform you’ve ever seen, plus evil to boot. Almost impressive in how tone deaf it is.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I think of Empire Carpet, I of course think of the comedic stylings of John Mulaney.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What an incredible tackle.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hahahaha I just remembered Miami vs Stanford is a conference game.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On this week's Little Lit, Dani has been LYING to us all and now is the time the truth is REVEALED!! She's clearly a monster and deserves none of your sympathy but hopefully you can forgive her in the end. open.spotify.com/episode/4pYF...
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330 Little lit - It's all been a lie
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our new Lit Lit finished off our summer series! We read The Winter of the Witch, the third book in Katherine Arden's Winternight trilogy, and discussed how we felt overall, how the third book tied it off, but mostly how Andy windmill slam dunked his predictions. 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/7xlX...
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We will have a new episode out this week but wanted to also draw your attention to our Lit Lit on the second book in the Winternight series by Katherine Arden, The Girl in the Tower. How do we feel about the series? Is the second book indeed the best? Listen! 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/3iJk...
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Magma Suit @magmasuit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/08/2026
In this specific case that doesn't help at all
Others close to the White House decried Ossoff’s mention of Harp, contending that it made false insinuations about an aide who’s largely unknown to voters — and who had done nothing to invite such attention. One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a “father-daughter” relationship.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Malazan: Book of the Fallen. There’s roughly a 2% chance it will be one of the most stunning feats in television history and a 98% chance it will be discussed for centuries as a testament to the hubris of man. I’m fine with either result.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
for the first book in a fantasy series they shouldn't show you any maps until you're at least 30 pages in. i just opened this thing and am not yet ready to ask what the Sea of Veiled Illusions is supposed to be
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
new issue of Vizier Monthly is out
a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dudes rock
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Our apologies, there's been a lot of travel and doings transpiring so we haven't been posting regularly about the episodes that we've been releasing. This short thread will be your one stop shop to catch them all (not affiliated with Pokemon, please don't sue).
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they will be
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/01/2025
PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Since Greek mythology is at the forefront of popular culture once again, time to repost this stone cold classic. RIP Ka. youtu.be/aPzyQXR1XG8?is=I4ByPO4NEzL…
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mentor 300 lifetimes ago: Incantations aren’t meant to be said with ease. In uttering the words, you give of yourself. You wince in pain, knowing that suffering’s seed blooms into power’s bounty. Me now: Can I please get the Gobble That Thang Turkey Melt, O-O-Open-Face, please. Lovefunk Style.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I was running out of drugs, But you still made me smile” youtu.be/pIPGsTpvbeI?is=rPA-0GynyLm…
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 27/07/2026
Writers are people who have imposter syndrome and main character syndrome at the same time
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