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Andrew Klema

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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Gay Agenda has infiltrated the hallowed halls of European car racing.
A screenshot from the Yahoo Sports app that reads “Max Verstappen tops Lewis Hamilton, claims his first pole of the season”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi The Calebs are getting out of control.
A sticker with the Pizza Hut logo except some deviant graphic designer substituted the words Penis Butt.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Hi, uniform store? Could you somehow make us more evil but also banal looking than The Galactic Empire?”
Just the worst fucking uniform you’ve ever seen, plus evil to boot. Almost impressive in how tone deaf it is.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Chat is this good?
A screenshot of FotMob’s lineup page that shows the US’s trash ass player ratings for their keeper and two central defenders.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@rkalland.bsky.social
Screenshot of the Simpsons where the whole classroom is staring at Bart.  Everyone is waiting for Jordan Clarkson Time.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The NBA playoffs having that Draft Kings commercial playing on repeat means this @tyleriam.bsky.social gem is constantly looping through my head.
An all time banger of a tweet from Trilly Withers that says “I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Throwing my support behind Protect Trans Kids University so donating on behalf on two of my favorite people. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
A donation to the EDSBS Charity Bowl for $500 in honor of the main characters of Hell is a World Without You. Confirmation of that donation featuring Spencer’s not at all shocking visage.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not your best idea here guys.
An ad on a Bank of America ATM screen promoting their partnership with the Flyers…in Pittsburgh. With the playoffs about to start. Where the Penguins are playing the Flyers. Genius advertising.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Is this good?
A score from the women’s college basketball tournament featuring UConn and Syracuse. At halftime, UConn has 65 points while Syracuse, which can get fucked as a staff as a record label and as a motherfucking crew, has 12.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Pittsburgh could hang in the Big 10.
A picture of the Edmund Fitzgerald and another of the beer named after said Fitzgerald.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My new Twins shirt is looking good.
The center portion of a t-shirt with an old Twins logo of players representing Minneapolis and St. Paul shaking hands. Above them it says “Abolish ICE” because fucking Abolish ICE.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pretty wild that this is the administration’s entire approach to who to disappear.
The dril tweet that says “turning a big dial taht says “Racism” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right “

Truly an all-timer.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me vs Friday Me Dealing With The Consequences of My Thursday Actions
A photo of a TV with Gollum and Sam from Lord of the Rings being best of friends.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving from Edward.
A ridiculous brown dog sticking his head through the triangle created by me crossing my legs.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
An orange tabby sitting on a shelf, looking at the camera, and proudly representing The Arsenal.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Jack has figured out how to do The Cool Leg, he’s gonna be unstoppable.
An orange tabby’s foot sticking out from under a blanket that’s covering the rest of him. He is A Dingus.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Feels like it would be at least five points higher if the news about the Pohlands not selling broke first.
Being a fan of there Minnesota Twins puts you at a 90 (out of 100) on ESPN’s Misery Index which makes sense because I think the Pohland family kink is making everyone hate them.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I think I preferred the part of the week when this was the most productive thing I was expected to do.
An old paperback edition (with super noir-y cover art) of The Lady in the Lake by Raymond Chandler held up in front of the ocean.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
There was a kid at the bar today that looked like a Gen Z Groucho Marx. Here’s an artist’s interpretation.
A sketchbook drawing of a young man in the 2020s that looks suspiciously like Groucho Marx.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Smoosh Face Boi
An orange tabby (Jack) has his face smushed into my knee like an adorable dingus.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
An old Facebook post from me on July 22nd, 2015 that says:

“I’m hearing a lot of liberal minded people saying that they hope Donald Trump wins the Republican nomination since he’d lose the general election in a landslide. 

You’ll have to pardon me for disagreeing, but I prefer to be as many steps away from the Gates of Hell as humanly possible.”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
So excited to set up a donation in the name of Protect Trans Kids University that I spelled my own name wrong, stellar work all around but mostly from the excellent people @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Spotted in our neighborhood.
Two editorial cartoons staked in someone’s front lawn. They are…not complimentary of the current administration.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It’s been a year since this darling girl passed and I miss her dearly but am so very thankful for all the time we had together. Best Cat.
Stella’s profile picture. Devious Stell. Stella (a sphynx cat) seemingly posing on a bed. Sun Cat Stella
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Seen on one of the borders of a parking lot.
The phrase “I’d Rather Walk” repeated as graffiti on the railing of a wall bordering a parking lot.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You know what you said

(a bald, bearded man giving a disbelieving look)
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@jasonkirk.fyi So I can expect you in Pittsburgh on April 29th?
A movie showings poster with Josie and the Pussycats and other masterpieces.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Man I really don’t want to type the whole thing out but it’s Diana Taurasi zipping Draymond Green the fuck up.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Me to my Sunday plans
Mountain Dew (rightly) wrecking a cyclist.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Choosing not to drink on Super Bowl Sunday had led me to some interesting places.
Mountain Dew…but fucking extreme, dude.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We’re engaged in very serious business.
An adorable upside down cat and me unfortunately giving away feet for free on the internet
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Thus far the sign is a lie, but there a Tudor’s nearby so that’ll work too.
A framed sign that says “As for me and my house, We will serve pepperoni rolls”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Now that I’m a day late like a cool kid, this lineup seems fair though I wish Wrapped factored in when you played full albums because that always messes up my top songs list.
Spotify’s Top Artists of 2024 list for moi featuring:

1. Future
2. Spanish Love Songs
3. Schoolboy Q
4. SiR
5. Hot Mulligan

Future juiced the numbers a bit by releasing 592773 albums but overall it tracks with my assumptions.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I think I’m comfortable saying this is my favorite ice cream in the world.
Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip ice cream from Graeter’s, one of the few good things about Ohio.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m sorry is it too late to do this?
A awful, terrible, fantastic New York Giants jacket straight from QVC via my grandpa.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rubicon was a slow burn but absolutely phenomenal by the end of the first season. I understand why it was canceled but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
Graphic from the TV show Rubicon.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me arriving in Austria-Hungry circa 1889.
A sign that says “Target Baby”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hiding.
A cat with her arm covering her eyes like she’s ashamed to witness the photo taker.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Maybe now is when I start posting all my zoomed in, grainy photos of cats that won’t make the cut to get saved in my phone. Enjoy Jack deciding now is surely the time to clean a sleepy Mia.
A big boi tabby grooming a disinterested torby (those are cats).
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Perfect comment, no notes (from the most recent Defector chess article).
Comment 1: Mos def roid rage

Comment 2: I’m pretty certain he goes by Yasiin Bey Roid Rage these days
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I have achieved Maximum Cat.
Two cats lying separately on top of a blanket on top of a person (me).
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
I contain multitudes.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Well hey there space cowboy.
Spike from Cowboy Bebop looking smug as all hell.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Apparently I am nowhere near online enough.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Finally, someone who cares about MY most pressing issues in the upcoming election.
A wild ass flyer about voting to vape.
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Definitely thought this said “Coffee Milf” at first.
A coffee machine that says “Coffee Mill”
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
Happy Sunday
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Please allow me to plug my friends’ place in Boston, Vinal Bakery (they ship!), who specialize in English muffins and package them the only logical way. www.vinalbakery.com
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Andrew Klema @awklema.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
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