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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Thank you for contacting the void. The void is busy at the moment, but it will get to you in the end. It promises.

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Rod Serling's Twilight Zone Hypnotic Spin

ALT: Rod Serling's Twilight Zone Hypnotic Spin

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ceej @ceej.online · 17h

seeding a local legend about the terrifying ghost who appears when you rake and bag my leaves

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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Cloudy with a chance of vanishing into the woods, never to be seen again.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*pokes AI with a stick* Come on, do a Skynet.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Heavy petting zoo.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Been stuck in the red light district for three days now, thrumming my fingers on the steering wheel.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Exactly. I'm so happy that I've remembered that pretty much anything engages me and is enjoyable 🙌

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I only have Facebook so my wife can send me recipes via messenger. I don't have the app, I just watch the links and bounce. And I love dipping in and out of stuff depending on my mood and levels of concentration.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Now that I've oiled my chainsaw and established an alibi, I'm all set for Halloween.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Well aren't you just lovely 😊 thank you. It's been wonderful rediscovering the joy of disappearing into a book ❤️

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tips to being a successful reply guy: Type your not all men/I'm a good guy/explaining how the joke could be better bullshit and then instead of sending it, delete it. You get it out of your system, and avoid looking like an absolute spunk trumpet on the internet to boot. Double win for everybody.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i’m guessing most canadians will spend their thanksgiving being grateful that they’re not americans

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m an alpha. *adjusts panties

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I rode through the desert on a horse named Sweet Earl/ it added nothing particularly to the journey

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

well aren’t you just a little glitch in the matrix

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

On reflection "harder" was a terrible choice for a safe word.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A plastic bag and a roll of duct tape would fix me.

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 10/10/2026

sorry i stole the pumpkin off your porch but i could tell it was in love with me

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you play whale song backwards it sounds like Judas Priest.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My draft folder is empty. This is the first horseman of the apocalypse.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Maybe I should have a drink or two tonight so I can clear out this draft folder

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In a complicated relationship with taking it easy

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Woke up in a strange place without having gone anywhere.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Getting to the stage where I'm hoping that AI will hurry the fuck up and do a skynet on us so I don't have to think about this shit anymore.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only good thing you can say about AI is that it might kill us

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"I can't work here! There's a bunch of junk in the way!" -- my gynocologist

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The penis mightier than the sword but it doesn't have autocorrect.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/10/2026

training for halloween one candy binge at a time

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Touch me, I’m disgusting.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just bought yourself some nunchucks.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We've forgotten all the small things.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fuck nudes, let's discuss your favourite books.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was fussing one of my MoL's cats and he stood up. I panicked for a split second before I remembered that he only has three legs.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've made a new friend today by talking about books. I fucking love it here

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They're both gorgeous 🥰 thanks for sharing x

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He looks like he's ready to leave and you're still getting dressed 🥰

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Staying alive out of spite.

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The Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

American Psycho The Talented Mr Ripley Maus book II Kill Your Friends Bag of Bones Preacher - Salvation

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