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@avemazov.bsky.social
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Break time forever

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The only thing I'd like to see us borrow from the bad guys is the ability to say "Yeah I said that, and it was good" because the scary unearthed tweet is usually something like "The police shouldn't be allowed to kill you anytime they feel like it"
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/08/2025
music, as a concept, is a meaningless abstraction from more vital foundations like "rocking out", "opening up that pit", and "putting a donk on it"
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i probably have the most godly pedalboard in this worship band
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The world needs to give me something good and sweet
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/06/2023
Trying to recreate the Twitter experience with Discord and Blue Sky the way an inmate would make toilet wine in county lockup
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
The immediate followback from Nigeria after apologizing for white women lmao
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Never talk to me or my large son again
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Babe it's fine why else would they make them this size (gently places another snail onto a Tech Deck and throws it off the roof) nice sick air on that one
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Both the past and the future are actually none of my business
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
My best trait is that I immediately forgive ppl, I just think "oh, that's shitty, but I get it," and then I'm over it
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
A friendly reminder this Labor Day that unions didn’t win weekends and the minimum wage and laws against child labor and sick leave by being nice, polite, or respectful. They won by fighting. They won by striking and struggling and being radicals. And we have to do the same.
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Living in a prohibition state and visiting a dispensary is wild, I imagine this is how Charlie felt in the chocolate factory
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/08/2023
Prescribing myself a chicken sandwich
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nik ^_^ @handle.invalid · 28/08/2023
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
I got snubbed by an extremely mid lady who plays ukulele (puke) and now I'm plotting her demise
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Hornet @hornet.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Wait… pumpkin spice season began yesterday? Oh no. You know what it means? MARIAH CAREY IS THAWING OUT!!!
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dr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a woman is being horny online, she is NOT talking about you, she's talking about Timothy Olyphant.
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 26/08/2023
I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETONE RISING UP OUT OF DA GRAVE AND THERE ABOUT TO MAKE THING'S AWKWARD JUST BY BEIGN AROUND!! SOMETHING ABOUT THERE PRESENCE MAKE'S EVERY ONE FEEL ANSY AND NERVOSS!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS : YEA IM A PEACE OF SHIT, SOCIALY AWKWARD, HARD TOO TALK TOO, INFLEXIBLE, TIRESOME, AND MY BACK HURT'S, AND I VOTE, I WILL VOTE WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TOO DO IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/08/2023
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
You guys are so cool
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I have so many inv codes, is this app being outsourced by discord??
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
the leg room in the emergency row is so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you "OPEN THE EXIT WE FUCKING CRASHED"
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I've never seen so much male nudity on the tl, this is egalitarianism in action
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Fix Your Hearts Or Die @cinnix.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
It's almost pumpkin spice season
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
One time a nurse in a methadone clinic asked me what withdrawal symptoms I was experiencing during my taper and when I told her I was having female priapism she looked at me like I had two heads. Like, girl, YOU asked, just gimme the juice
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
ALERT: they are back. the boys have returned. they’re back in town. be warned: they’ll be dressed to kill. the fbi and national guard are securing a perimeter around dino’s bar and grill. if the boys fight and escape containment you’d better let em duke it out.
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terence wiggins @theblacknerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE MAN, THAT'S SOME DARKNESS I CANNOT SEE WISH I COULD SEE BOY, I CAN'T SEE SOMEBODY HAND ME A LIGHT
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Your "post-racial" social theory ignores the material realities that force khajit into antisocial finance scemes
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Never talk to me or my large son again
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I am 100% cult material I love a sense of community
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 21/08/2023
Butlerian Jihad now
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
This is a Mr Barbie appreciation post, he's a real one
Who is he??? A real hunk standing on a dock, he's wearing a plaid shirt, blue jeans, and boots. He's called JimA beautiful dock off Lake Koshkenong, where a tall, dark, and handsome man stands, he's so cool and smoking a cigarette
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
The immediate followback from Nigeria after apologizing for white women lmao
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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I should have more followers
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
All of you out there, cuddling your sweet babies and toddlers, look upon your children and acknowledge that they will be total jerks
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break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Gonna break onto tiktok this week, who has a tik tok channel or whatever i should follow
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 19/08/2023
my follow Friday is me! give me follow. follow me. follow now. me a follow needing a lot now.
Always Sunny Charlie Kelly "money me" speech but Charlie's head has a woketopus over it
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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Stacy's dad is such a fucking chad he's all I want and it's driving me mad Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad
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