jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Getting a phone call from Nelnet while I'm on vacation should be illegal 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Binging on all of this wholesome world cup content is healing me today. I wish I was back in Boston to join the Tartan Army 🏴 001
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Starting my #gamedev journey by making an incremental game about worm farming. Surely the audience for this is absolutely massive. 071
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Just once I want a mysterious man in an alleyway to go 'PSST' and beckon me into an alleyway only to open his trenchcoat and reveal a range of strange dangly wares he'd like to sell me. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Yo wanna come over? Me and the boys are staring deeply into the abyss rn and its staring right back at us 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Practicing my German accent so if ICE comes to my door I can say "nein, zere es no juden icht den houz. Tell ze fuhrer ve hav no juden here. Ve luv ze reich" until they shoot me 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Halloween is so fun, how can we start more traditions like trick or treating. Seems impossible in the modern age to start something like that. I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I'm over here feeling like butter scraped over too much bread rn and u couldn't care less 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025"Spit it out! Now, Doug!" But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2) 020
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025To you this may seem like a bed sheet that I've sewn into the shape of Charles Barkley and stuffed with socks. But to me, that's Chuck. And he's my best friend 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Pumping Mamdani content into my veins for doses of hopium. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Breaking: the two biggest losers you know are fighting and it's awesome 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If me and my friends met a billionaire we would smash them with hammers I can tell you that much 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Starting a new trend called Haircuts and Hot Dogs where I go get a haircut and then pick up some hot dogs for lunch 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Just when I think I can't like Bill any more, he goes and says this 010
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025The news: hey what's up here are 10 awful things that happened today My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine: 010
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Yeah I've got an executive order. An executive order of boneless wings and some cold beer! Fellas where we at 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025We are now going to activate The Machine. Please do not perceive The Machine. Perceiving The Machine may cause diarrhea. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Staring into the abyss and whispering to my friend 'I'm totally catching a vibe here bro, it's staring right back at me' 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Officially going full hog on BlueSky. That means manically sending out bad skeets before going silent for 6 months. 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024what about Spotify Wrap It Up where I can see how many songs I skipped this year because I didn't wanna listen to that 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Watching a crab pinching compilation video on the crowded bus and saying 'psh, that's nothing' under my breath. Nobody on the bus will think I can't handle a crab 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024"it's Friday" I say to myself as I slowly decompose into a pile of filth 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024if me and my friends met the guy who invented emails we would beat him with hammers I can tell you that much 000
Reposted by jakePapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Art by Herta Burbe 494378374
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024All you really need to do in life is find a way to get people to give you money. How you do that is your choice. (pulls a gun) give it to me 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024If you read this, we have been bonded in a way that transcends explanation. Expect to receive a bill in the mail 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Babe are you mad at me (installing the Sims so I can drop her in a pool and remove the ladder) Nah we're cool 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Watching a UFO documentary with my wife and asking "what is that" over and over 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024(using the Perspective Machine to reframe my negative thinking) **Consider that, right now, many people are suffering from incurable diseases** Well that didn't make me feel any better 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024She call me Goblin the way im hobblin' around under the bridge at night foraging for coins and wares 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Getting bit by a radioactive spider and dying of radioactive spider poisoning 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Did you feel it? When I saw your tweet and assaulted you with my mind 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Can't wait to "is it what it is" my way through another 4(+?) years 000
jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Getting bladder enhancement surgery so I can piss bigger and less often 010
