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@medianoche.bsky.social
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most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. forklift certified. shitposters union #42069 belle & sebastian professor of advanced pynchon analysis and pasta shape research at princeton university.

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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if the white house has one do you think there's a bowling alley in like versailles? or the vatican? like the pope can't chill out and just go in the basement and just bowl?
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
snl celebrity jeopardy is probably the sketch that got me hooked. so stupid and smart at the same time. "who reads" becomes whore ads. "an album cover" "the pen is mightier" and somehow will ferrell kept it together the whole time.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if i want to see beyond i'd rather do it the new old fashioned way with lsd than getting zapped by apollo and waking up babbling in some random persons front yard
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
had another one. it felt like zeus stuck a finger in my brain. i laid on a pile of leaves until a kind neighbor from my building helped me get home. sad part is i was only a block away.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
are you telling me my heart cooked this brain?
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i made a new friend today!!!
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no idea who witney carson is but i'm all in for guillermo
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what is going on tonight? this is normally the time the neighborhood quiets down and the roads are super busy all around.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bę ņøť åfřãïð
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Mystical Eye Sphere in Sky
ALT: Mystical Eye Sphere in Sky
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's a bummer that they're taking so long or maybe just pulled the plug on the next season of blue eye samurai. but maybe it's just going to end like samurai champloo.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tried to watch the raygun doc and at the 8 minute mark i stopped because my "all of these people are brain damaged and i don't care about breakdancing" kicked in i don’t dance. i don’t get it. it freaks me out.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you think ai is the future and it's good, you're an ignorant fool and i encourage you to unfollow and block me so i can be free with the real people and artists and creators who are expressing human creativity and the joy of interacting
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if i created a dropbox account would you help me restore what i lost? because of that cat spilling water i lost almost everything. and then apple took the rest. i haven't felt right since. i want to rock out again in the time i have left.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if i can't find the pitch perfect movies enola holmes will do. i can't explain why but i like a lot of media with a strong lady lead.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you can't wake up if you don't fall asleep
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every time i see an ad for dave's hot chicken it makes me mad. i tried their subpar chicken and their shitty oversweet sauce too many times. and i love fried chicken. its one of my favorite things.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching a video of a sov cit getting owned in court trying to represent himself and it's hilarious.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if "puff the magic dragon" is about weed then i posit that "kodachrome" is about lsd.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw a restaurant review and i was like that looks good and then looked them up and saw the menu prices and what? fried mozzarella and id want more sauce. that's 20 bucks and i'm supposed to tip? what they charge for chicken parm is obscene.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
restaurant concept live from big pink in the hall mall at the base of big pink menu of sandwiches and wraps nothing over sauced or elaborate. the idea is it has to move. rotating grilled cheese sandwiches. and the of course medianoche
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i do not trust myself to be able to make it with a portion of water the ten steps. i'm curious if i will have to scoot/crawl back to bed.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can barely walk. but tomorrow i'm gonna walk to the microwave and make my lil cuppy of mac and cheese and probably sit on the floor to eat it.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
michelob ultra commercial are inherently funny because why would a person go all out to win an athletic contest for the prize of a shitty watered down lager?
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wondering how many years before sports kills its own fan base. between paywalls for all of it and the inherent corruption that will come from legal gambling.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i can feel it coming and like the weirdly attractive woman from the commercial i see my own magic spoon. mac and cheese is on the horizon.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the shows were cheap and the band made the money at the merch table and their cut of the bar sales. you no reply coward.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tomorrow is a new day. but today i rode the lightning and saw stars. it was glorious and terrifying. and i found my glasses. tomorrow's gonna feel great and i know and i don't know why but i'm gonna flow. and let it take me.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sometimes part of of coming back is posting a lot of absurd things because my brain is still reverberating and i still feel the echoes.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band name inedible the raw milk hotel rfk jr is here pouring out samples, come on down!
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible the pie making pumpkins
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"when logic and proportion have fallen softly dead" grace take me with you
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible the apples in casserole (tarte tatin)
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tomorrow i will eat mac and cheese and feel like a king. you know what? it's the simple comforts you can have. and i feel like i had a better quality of life when i had a cat. can't afford one at the moment.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible croque madame of montreal
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible bon bon jovi
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
update: i can kind of walk now. this really pisses me off because i was looking forward to mac and cheese tonight.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it happened again. i don't know how it ended and i don't care. 🤷 felt lightning. it was a meteor shower in my head. it took me from two minutes after my last post and i've barely been able to craul drag myself to bed and figure out how to get in.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this fourth quarter is going to give me an anxiety attack
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible charcuterie boards of canada
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Anton @qraxbird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This comic is peak culture.
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Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
Alt: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Come in thy lowest form of love, and I will kneel and kiss thee
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LETS GO STATE! BEAT THE HAWKS!
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i have never played or coached football but "we should waste a down and run it up the middle into this wall of friends and foes" indicates that a coach who knew some abstract game theory could clean up.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
live from iowa city, this is saturday night!
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@kgw.com.web.brid.gy why is your broadcast so difficult to pick up? cbs, abc, and fox all come through clear. the irony is that you have most of the content i would like to see and the best local newscast and i struggle to get a signal.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
getting ready for this. new coach's second game. on the road in iowa city. fight like hell cyclones!
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that would be trans anti lycopene
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
gave my best friend a short book. didn't read it. gave my best friend a goddamn comic book/graphic novel comedy skits. didn't read it. it's really hard to not feel insulted at this point and maybe i am all alone.
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untitled 1 @medianoche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
gonna have to find the sweet spot for the tv antenna because oddly nbc is the hardest one to get a good signal for.
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