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Zipp Creamdale

@tawnyemperor.bsky.social
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Rubbing gravel in my eyes

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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Bold wild dog, take this from my cudgel
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
is this the kind of stuff you freaks crave
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a blurred image of a cartoon character , judy hopps , from zootopia .
Alt: a blurred image of a cartoon character , judy hopps , from zootopia .
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Guy who converts to whichever religion has a church closest to his apartment, as he is extremely observant but not picky about the details.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
are things going hecking amazeballs for all of you over here
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
one beetle after another
two beetles
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
new years grief
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"why is your name on Blue Sky " Zipp Creamdale" instead of something about Microplastics?"
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a man in a pilot 's uniform is talking on a cell phone .
Alt: a man in a pilot 's uniform is talking on a cell phone .
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
guy who legally changed his name to Teddy Razorblades finding it hard to get a regular office job
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"that cum you like is coming back in style"
man from nowhere
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
do they really delete posts on here if people aren't nice lmao
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Dumb ass
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Sewing ribs
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Pumping up my Weiner with a bicycle pump
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Me when my fricken banadana is so funny 🤣
Gayvid Foster Wallace
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
How is brunch going over here on Blue Sky
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I went to the misty field at dawn as the sun crested over the hill and nobody there had heard of you
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Uncle Sam
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Macho-man Randy Crab Dip
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
👏 more 👏 bisexual 👏 gestapo
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
PRIVATE EYES ARE WATCHING YOU THEY SEE YOU WHEN YOU POOP
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Slopping around in the hog slop with the other hogs
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Cool hobbies everyone but where are your funny takes on the world
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Insane people go after astrology for being fake when economics exists
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My favorite YouTube videos are ones titled shit like “the rise and fall of Nickelodeon’s Doug”, I just have a hard time believing that Doug’s cancellation was all that contentious
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You guys are missing some really incredible Ads over on X
Ad of a man running in hamster cage
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/04/2025
of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The responses to this have convinced me to check back on Blue Sky in another 3 months to see if it's funnier
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hey where are all the jokes on here
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I'm shitting biscuits till my whisker tickets if you know what I mean
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
fisting cantaloupes in the supermarket for sport
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Them: you better not be playing with your Toad Hypercube when I get there My mischievous ass:
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a blue and white cube with a toad on it
Alt: a blue and white cube with a toad on it
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hard to feel bad when stock market line go down when you have barely any stake in it
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hi, I’m Alex goldman I used to host the Reply All podcast. I have a new show now called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. People seem to really like the most recent episode so if you’d like to check it out, you can do so at the link below. Thank you!!!
hyperfixedpod.com
HyperFixed | Two Birds, One Hundred Stones
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Twitter is barely working at this point but I'm still firing off stupid posts like a gambling addict pulling the lever in a slot machine in a shut down casino
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
People think it's immoral to keep using X but I would rather stay there and piss off people I hate than do weird performative leftist infighting here
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Andrew Tate clearly has an eating disorder and a personality disorder so I'm wondering if he can "stick the landing" of that particular combo at some point
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I'm tryna find a little homie to ride on my head like this
Koala riding on top of the head of a giraffe. It is a real picture.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter is down what are you guys talking about on Gay Twitter
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm in your walls
Little person dressed as spiderman
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A shit my frick up till my dick pop
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tyranno dance
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Going to the doctor to see why I've been so vague
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tyranno dance
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fuck your alt text
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Emptying out a mozzarella cheese stick, filling it with weed, and smoking it
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I need to post on Blue Sky but it feels like taking methadone. It just doesn't hit the same.
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