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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I feel like you could get a supermajority of Americans to support the destruction of Israel if you told them it would probably mean a permanent end to the Kars 4 Kids radio commercials

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Why the defeat of Team USA by Team Venezuela in the World Baseball Classic marks the spiritual end of the AneriKKKan Empire (1/?)

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Favorite first watches of November:

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I watched a movie last night that I didn't like then went on Letterboxd and the top review was a rave by a director I don't like. feeling pretty vindicated right now

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I've been on prog for 3 days and I don't have D cups it's so over

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Your honor why isn't the prosecution talking about the billions of women whose bodies WEREN'T found chopped up in my client's basement?

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

It's so funny that Trump is claiming he didn't know Epstein was a sex trafficker. That's like being friends with LeBron and not knowing that he plays basketball

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Be careful out there! I just found some Halloween candy hidden in my son's razor blades 😱

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

social security administion office won't let you do anything without an appointment and also you can't make an appointment online or over the phone or in person. guess I'll just kill myself

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Favorite first watches of October:

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

pro tip if you ever want to feel like you're a character on the Sopranos: try eating a cannoli while walking next to a stroad

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Got tired of the constant professional rejection I was getting from LinkedIn so I got on Hinge so I could get some rejection going in my personal life too

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

A giant coyote drinking up the sky sounds like something out of a Native American apocalypse myth

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

People are making fun of this but it's actually a clever tribute to Trump's well-known love of musical theater. He wanted his ballroom to have, as Tevye would put it: "[a staircase] leading nowhere, just for show".

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Real Goofus and Gallant double feature of 2010s A24 horror movies today

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I've never even read Settlers but now whenever I see someone use the phrase "to their surprise" I mentally insert 'white' in there

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

look at this edgy-ass goth chicken

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

ACAB includes the New York Yankees btw

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Favorite first watches of September

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

my usual reading habit is to swap back and forth between a fiction and a nonfiction book and I don't think I've ever had them complement each other nearly this well.

Vineland by Thomas Pynchon and The Invisible Bridge by Rick Perlstein

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Mister police You couldn't have saved her. I didn't give you nearly enough clues My bad

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Star Trek Strange New World feels like a show written by shippers (derogatory)

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I have sort of a reverse Portrait of Dorian Grey thing going on. I get older but the picture of me stays the same age

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Favorite first watches of August (part 2 of 2):

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Favorite first watches of August (part 1 of 2)

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Moron! Human loses game of Tic Tac Toe to a bird

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I was gonna say the job search is going badly because I've applied to like 35 jobs and gotten no interviews but then I look online and see a post that says "I've been doing 50 applications a day for the past 6 months, just got my first interview"

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

The Terminator is such a perfectly constructed film that I'm pretty sure the only reason it ever became popular to say T2 is better is because teenage boys didn't want to admit to liking a movie where the main character is a woman

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

the mirror is filthy but the fit is good

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

fun thing about STEM job apps is you get to play a game of "how evil is too evil"? Defense contractor? Definitely too evil. Quant work for a baseball team? You're probably fine. Quant work for a hedge fund? Who knows

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

white girls today are expected to be thin, pretty, and to marry a rich guy and have a dozen kids. Meanwhile white boys are only expected to play that funky music

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

bitch who hasn't gone to bed before 3am in months: "hmm it's already 11:30 it might be too late to start a movie now"

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

smdh I can't believe this movie was written by AI

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: A MAN CAN FLY

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I feel like I'm wasting away, and I'm not even in Margaritaville. this sucks

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

you can only get a job by having connections which you can only get by having a job which you can only get by having connections which you can only get by having a job which you can only get by having connections which you can only get by having a job which you can only get by having connections whi

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I want to hear a lot less about AMAB and AFAB and a lot more about AHAB and how his MAD OBSESSION with the WHITE WHALE is going to KILL US ALL

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

you're telling me this show has a dog AND a pony in it? this is incredible

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Gordon Ramsay as Hamlet: You used the fucking funeral baked meats to swiftly furnish forth the bloody marriage tables? Unbe-fucking-lievable. Jesus Christ.

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

funniest ending shot in movie history

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

realized seconds after I clicked apply on a job application that I got the company's name wrong in my cover letter 🙂🔫

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I think there should be a version of Kitchen Nightmares for every profession. Imagine a show where a world-class accountant goes to struggling accounting firms so he can yell at them

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

looking for jobs on Indeed and literally everything it's suggesting is either "AI Trainer" or "FBI agent"

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I have to hand it to them very funny on the Mets Gala's part to make the theme all about black style but to still invite a bunch of white people. let em figure it out

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

admittedly I was kinda hoping Patel would try to direct something that's not an action movie next (I broadly think the action directing in Monkey Man is pretty poor, unfortunately) but I will acknowledge that Medieval John Wick is a pretty funny concept

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IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Picard and Sisko staring daggers at each other across the lap of whoever's in 3

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