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AudreyResists

@audreyaff.bsky.social
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Trans, anti fascist, humanity enjoyer. Real fuckin tired of interesting times. Follow me, I'm gonna start posting and writing. ICE and fascists have got to go.

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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is so much amazing crop art this year at the Minnesota State Fair focused on the resistance to the ICE occupation we faced, this one in particular had me choked up.
Crop art with a whistle text says 

I can't keep doing this 
I have to keep doing this
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Terrifying.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When trans folks point out the cowardice of institutions complying with anti-trans bigotry, we're often hit with "but what do you expect them to do?" Well, this. Say "no." Refuse. Defy. Grow a goddamn spine.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/07/2026
We are still actively dealing with creatures from the Nixon and Reagan administrations. We have Brooks Brothers Riot organizers sitting on the Supreme Court. It's the same people. It's BEEN the same people. The system is incapable of dealing with these evil men who are products of the system.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/06/2026
(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/06/2026
New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LMAO
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Taking John Waters home to fuck and he's hesitating a reeaalll long time staring at my bookcase full of only Nickelodeon magazines
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/05/2026
why bother watching Americans and Brits argue over who has the best food when I could simply watch two bald men fighting over a comb instead
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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James Belcher @jamesbelcher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"There can’t be a so-called Third Reconstruction without there first being a first and final deconstruction of the entire U.S. polity in its current state." A new essay from climate justice leader Anthony Karefa Rogers-Wright.
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The Similar Praxis of Jim Crow and Lord Voldemort (Or, Why the Democrat Party Ain’t Harry Potter) | Black Agenda Report
Democrats keep telling us that Jim Crow is a ghost of the past, but the Supreme Court's latest ruling proves otherwise.
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult  son cumming.
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🗣️ 'Our 25-year-old son and 27-year-old daughter are both back living at home as they can neither afford to rent, nor save for a deposit'

'They shouldn’t need to live like monks but hearing them in the bedroom feels a step too far'

Read the advice from Annabel Rivkin and Emilie
9:13 am · 9 May 2026
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I really don't want to get into political stuff, but these are intensely political times: Dear fellow white people, don't stand up to an injustice done to another group because white people might be next. Stand up because it's an injustice. It's really not that complicated.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
grondo here accused worst caveman crime, he shame us before all ancestors: grug say grondo mix the berries. what say grondo grondo very lucky today he die free caveman. grondo love mix berries. grondo not live in a world where berries no mix. grondo guilty as snake
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier
Riker in lounge wear holding his trombone
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Conservatism is wrong. All forms of it, all expressions of it. There is no healthy compromise with it. It is – inherently – a negative. Stop acting as if it is a reasonable, valuable belief system. It inherently devalues / alienates all deviant speech and ideology. It is anti-human.
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Kris @nowspinningkl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
For your consideration
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet from @robdunnin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 02/04/2026
reminds me of "HOBBY LOBBY'S ROBBY HOBBY: HAMMURABI"
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 23/03/2026
(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You know what to do
every time you repost this image a trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
God fucking dammit. Evil keep winning over and over.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/03/2026
The giant planets of the Solar System, by JWST.
Clockwise, from top left: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus. None of the worlds is to scale, but all are imaged with JWST's near-infrared (NIRCam) instrument.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Killvia Bones 💀💜 @vestenet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How do you even come back from this as a country?
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The sheer incompetence of this administration is staggering, and that's saying nothing of the vile evil they are churning out as well.
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Nak @nakthecow.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Snake and The Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wow something good? Shocking.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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AudreyResists @audreyaff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Democrats are controlled opposition. They do not represent the people.
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Mike Loves Rabbit @mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the fact that ICE instantly agreed to use body cams should be all the evidence you need that they accomplish nothing and everyone in power already knows it
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